super-human :~>

by OfficerCohen • 13 Jun 2008, 22:58 • Journals

well for now im already a israeli jew with Argentinian and romanian blood =)
so im strong with nice nose and latino beauty and crappy eyes xD (by order of writing)
but i want more !
so after talking with teKoa i decide it would be best to be a little bit dutch :O)
but how?!
so here is the plan: i will fly to dutchland (holland :>) and then i will rent a car.
i will drive rly fast and make a car crush, so when the ambulance will arrive he should perform a blood transfer, so basically they will give me quality dutch blood =D
but there are side effects of being dutch man =(
i might end up having 24cm penis like teKoa have =( that monster dutch man !

yuuu de manne ^_^

you made this journal just because you want everyone to know that you spoke to tekoa xD

im basically his right hand man !

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yes need a big right hand for 24cm pennis

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i only have 18cm last time i measure =(

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nobody would read more than the first line

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2nd on that

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there wont be an ambulance since everyone knows that dutch people cant properly drive. So the dutch gervernment decided in the last decade that it would be much cheaper if they dont provide an ambulance for car crashs in holland. You have to set up a new plan

get stabbed in a hospital? :<

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thats what i call a plan !

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyz_2DEah4o
i love it when a plan come together :>

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http://de.youtube.com/watch?v=uxEq7dy3-Ok > all!
Maybe you remember the good old times when everyone watched this

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lol was one of my favourit tv shows :p
how he make shit load of stuff out of nothing ^_^
and there was also a nigger there that could make a mg from paper clips :D

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i'll come stab you, np!

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i will judo chop you =(

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u can do hmm like kids do ... (u have to be with tekoa blood brothers ... -cut ur hand and cut his hand and then put it against eachother- gg and then u will have dutch skilled blood xD)

yes, and a big fucking nasty cut in your hand which will keep you from playing et for a long time :p

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no , coz they are not emo :(

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My hands are insured for a few million$. :X

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Few? nice modesty.

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i see , then to another dutch :P (emo one xD)

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plz, it is my decision to choose with who i will share hands =(

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okey then who?

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is there any nebu version for dutch ppl? =(
or for last resort, your ex girlfriend Anima Libra

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i might have some dutch blood xD

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i prefer you will stay romanian =)

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or you could let you have sex with dutch girl (i know you have) and then i have sex with you :~> how is that gonna help me being dutch? well its not but it will be pleasure :>
but i wont bring babies to the world with you, i dont want to bring blind babies :<

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i can't do it with dutch girls... they are blonde :p

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plz, every hole is black in the dark ^_^
and you know what hole im talking about hehehe

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omg u r so nasty ! :s

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not all ;o

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lies

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my dutch gf has dark hair

u g0t p00n3d

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not rly , go and see around you all the blonde girls !

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or rape eachother anal

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nice solution !

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you can have my blood :o

what is your et skill?

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i know its one of my best idea =D

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but how did u got romanian blood? :-/

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i blame nebu =(

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and the argentinian part?

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from my mother side =)

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o...lol...so u are a half romanian,half-argentinian jew guy?nice!

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guilty as charge !

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are bunicii in romania din partea tatalui parca ... prin iasi si prin bucuresti dar nu a fost in romania niciodata

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i only understand the work iasi and bucuresti, my grandfather and grandmother born place

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good :)

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np colonel

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jews <3

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oh cant hear it atm cuz i dont have sound =(
tomorrow i will <3

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omg :( it is so nice and u can't hear it omg :( it is a nice surprise for you ...

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check pm, atlist you will enjoy =p

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lol si stie in romaneste doar "ce faci?" cuvinte pa care i le spune taica-su la telefon bunicilor xD

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luati-l in nationala...ca s-ar intelege de minune cu faky =D

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hahha dar faky stie bine ,chiar foarte bine sunt mandra de el :D

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da.stie...dar cand il aud pe vent... =D

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e funny <3

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:DDD

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ma ad kedey kah meshaamem leha? prepare for tanah bagrut (lol i even dont go)

lol for the matkonet exam i didnt learned and i got 70 magen ^_^
for the bagrut exam i will learn 1 day :>

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gay, share some of your learnings!!
btw, FLUSH 4 times in a row!!! im so lucky l0l

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flush? :x
btw the teacher cought arthur from my class copying from me, so she gave him magen 35 ;p

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LAL

flush is on poker when you have 5 cards from same thing, for example 5 hearts

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oh you nubcake, say you change topic for poker :p
i thought you flush the water in your toilet lol

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didnt change, it was an addition of a useful information

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useful? xD
i dont think so :D

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not useful but necessary for survival!

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you know in our class we gamble at poker in the afsakot ^_^

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poker is not about gambling, its just the guys in your class, its a tactical game

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jew, argentinian, romanian... hate u even more than i did before. gratz.

yeah! let's hate people because of the place they were born! best idea i've heard this week!

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someone thought about it before you, i think his name was Hitler lolz

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jew!

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idan ata hamud :>

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first time i see someone was born in argentina and romania @ once, weird guy

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lots of jews ran away to argentina + brasil before ww2, problem solved

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no but the guy hates theodor because he was born in argentina and romania

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they didnt ran, they born there :x

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why cheese? :x

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