My penis broke, seriously

Hi folks.

I'm a regular member under a different name, but due to the circumstances, ive chosen to use an alias.

I have a question and I wanted to pick at the brains of you fine people before going to the hospital. The other night, my girlfriend and I were having rigorous sex and my penis popped. There was a slight pain, followed by a lot of swelling. There has been slight discomfort since, but nothing really serious.
Questions for you:
Have you ever heard of such a thing or know what the hell happened?
Should I go to urgent care now?
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I should go imidiatly, I'm not kidding. Maybe its a serious injury
your penis pop-up'd?
ITS YOUR FUCKING PENIS!
bme olympics?
ask dieter bohlen, he can help you (seriously!)
In one week the penis gets green and falls?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH :D
Go to a Doctor?
megalolz, ben is noob.
This place can help
How's on the inside? Like a carrot?
how the hell does a penis popp?!
first ever wank / sex?
u have to buy new penis
Ok I've been the doctor, I am back with x-ray, things aren't looking good guys.

image: cockbonefv5
theres no such things as a cockbone
Parent
u must be one of those retards that doesn't know that "boner" is a misnomer
Parent
There isnt bones at penis fag! , lolz -.-
Parent
boys should never play with the vacuum cleaner.
you're fucked.
sounds like you've snapped or severly pulled your banjo string mate (fractured penis) if you have you'll have to go to the hospital and have an operation unless you want a bent cock for the rest of your life like :/

http://www.netdoctor.co.uk/menshealth/facts/penileinjury.htm
show it!
limp dicked gayfuck your'e not remotely funny.
it never happened to me xDDDDDDDDD
I bloody hope not either. I thought chicks didn't have cocks to break anyway ;)
Parent
well that's why i will never have this ! :o \o/
Parent
rofl ... coz i am not?:D
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do you liek cocks atleast?
Parent
I hope so :{
Parent
i doubt, she likes monitor more i guess :[]
Parent
rub salt on your penis, worked for me
ok share your personal problems with kids on crossfire....
yeah im only 15 DADAAAAAAAAAAAAMNNNN
:DDDDDDD

;o

>;>
Parent
ok ur only 15 so obviously no penis? pls nub what is ur point... lol \o/
Parent
nemesis, you dont sound any older than 16 on vent...sooo dont talk about how i dont have a dick, NUB
Parent
oh pls newb ppl say I'm 30+, with these 8 inches obviously 30+ sounds reasonable :)
Parent
your full of shit... 8 inches YEAH RIGHT
Parent
OMG were u the one who broke this poor retard's wood! :S
Parent
nice they show u pics of dicks
very nice school
ye people actually learn biology here
Parent
yes lol
thats why israel is the one of the most advance in the biology section :D
Parent
in israel u learn bio attacks not how it works :D
Parent
plz...that too :O)
Parent
donno about him, but when i study a lil bit biology we dealth with genes and dna and stuff =)
then i moved to physics :<
Parent
what? ofc i learn biology, but they dont show me penis....why are you so arrogant to everyone? didnt pass ur teenage move yet?
Parent
lol it was just funny how you went 'eewww picture of a penis', i wasn't being arrogant
Parent
u like penis?
Parent
ye i lvoe penis
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uhm, yes, u should
go to the hospital.that is not a joke

u dont know what happened "inside" ur penis,maybe it's bleeding or smth like that...i dont know...be careful
I would just go to the hospital to be sure
ask Germany Dieter Bohlen
HAHAHAHAHA

sorry couldn't resist:)
at least u know how to clean shit!! it can always be useful for later!!
welcomme to you life as a woman
obvious troll is obvious
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