Perfect morning for the perfect retard.

by hvK • 18 Jun 2008, 10:22 • Journals
So I didn't sleep last night, went downstairs this morning, made coffee and some breakfast, come back upstairs, sit down peacefully and mind my own business watching TV n stuff and then a spider decides to drop right in front of me, scaring the shit out of me, sending my cereal all over the room and on myself, so I decide to go have a shower, for the hot water to go half way through, so I went downstairs, couldn't find my keys so had to venture to the shop for more electric by climbing in and out of my window so I looked like a terrorist - Got to the shop, to find it didn't open for another 30 minutes...

Got home sorted it all out anyway and then nearly knocked myself out with my bass guitar and lost all skill at it :/

Oh... Good morning...

Say hello to my friend - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8DXzjvnzPk (This did not drop on me, I would of had an heart attack if it did)

Greetings:
United Kingdom noedel United Kingdom Fragma United Kingdom Acksaw Netherlands Bigsmoke Belgium Fab Malta KiL|3rBoY Poland Homer Germany crz_ Germany dave Austria sabio
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Rafiki 18 Jun 2008, 11:23
Goodmorning ... cheater
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hvK 18 Jun 2008, 11:24
:[ That's not nice
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HellHammer 18 Jun 2008, 11:23
I discovered today that i talk in my sleep
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lynch 18 Jun 2008, 11:27
i screamed "elton john" in my sleep once apparently
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mrozu 18 Jun 2008, 12:08
ahahahahhahahah :DDDD you're so gay!
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lynch 18 Jun 2008, 12:18
you holding some kind of grudge against gays?
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mrozu 18 Jun 2008, 13:33
not really, but that was gay :P
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lynch 18 Jun 2008, 13:39
i cant remember well but i think i was sitting on his piano whilst he played me a song

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what a beast
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OfficerCohen 18 Jun 2008, 11:29
as long as it was not image: 6466 Akrabot =D

my friend use to capture them and make battle between 2 of them =(
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hvK 18 Jun 2008, 11:31
That thing will dumb your foot and eat it while you sleep, and you won't notice a god damn thing until you wake up!
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OfficerCohen 18 Jun 2008, 11:32
actually his bite isnt that painful =/
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hvK 18 Jun 2008, 11:33
Actually, what kind of spider is that? I might be thinking of another
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OfficerCohen 18 Jun 2008, 11:35
i think in english its called camal spider? :x
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hvK 18 Jun 2008, 11:35
Yeah, that thing WILL eat you :/
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OfficerCohen 18 Jun 2008, 11:36
they afraid from israelian than =(
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hvK 18 Jun 2008, 11:38
They just dislike sunlight, try to go for shade, which leads people to claim that they "chase" them
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OfficerCohen 18 Jun 2008, 11:48
i know many ppl got bitten by them, and its rly not painful ;)
eating lizards is easy, but human is hard :~>
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hvK 18 Jun 2008, 11:55
http://www.buckstix.com/images/CAMELS2.JPG - Doesn't hurt? >_<
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OfficerCohen 18 Jun 2008, 11:57
our skin is stronger cuz of the sun? =(
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madi 18 Jun 2008, 11:33
n1 to know, that i WILL wake up after a spider killed me :D :D :D
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hvK 18 Jun 2008, 11:34
Enjoy!

Check the link, imagine waking up to that chomping on your foot :o
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sine 18 Jun 2008, 11:48
Quote by WikipediaThe story goes that the creature will inject some anaesthetizing venom into the exposed skin of its sleeping victim, then feed voraciously, leaving the victim to awaken with a gaping wound. Solifugae, however, do not produce such an anaesthetic, and they do not attack prey larger than themselves unless threatened. Other stories include tales of them leaping into the air, disemboweling camels, screaming, and running alongside moving humvees; all of these tales are dubious at best


Those things are ugly as hell, atleast they won't really eat you while you sleep though!
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cphr 18 Jun 2008, 11:31
LOL insane friend you got there, huh? XD
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hvK 18 Jun 2008, 11:32
Meh marines and so on used to do it, it seems to be an entertaining thing over there
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cphr 18 Jun 2008, 11:36
ahah, I really dunno, untill I check it out by myself someday!
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hvK 18 Jun 2008, 11:37
"Camel spider" on youtube... Go!

Or to save you some time....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8DXzjvnzPk
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cphr 18 Jun 2008, 11:42
Appreciated the fact that you saved me some time..huge spider though. I would put in that spider a bullet in it's brain! : D
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OfficerCohen 18 Jun 2008, 11:43
they fight like true spartan with eachother !
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elecc 18 Jun 2008, 11:33
hes from israel...
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OfficerCohen 18 Jun 2008, 11:33
be sure money is involve !
well i dont see any other things to do with those =D
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cphr 18 Jun 2008, 11:39
Threat them as a friends :|
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OfficerCohen 18 Jun 2008, 11:40
sry, but i dont have animal friends !
im not dr.dolitale
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cphr 18 Jun 2008, 11:45
LOOOL Eddie Murphy iz funny ^^
But yeh I suppose that the animals in there, live eachother in war too :(
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OfficerCohen 18 Jun 2008, 11:47
lolz what? =d
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cphr 18 Jun 2008, 11:50
Eddie Murphy -> Dr. Dollitle or wtv is the name of the movie
Bout animal wars -> You live in Israel :x
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OfficerCohen 18 Jun 2008, 11:52
my cat once killed a bird in my house =(
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cphr 18 Jun 2008, 11:58
I used to have two Siberian Husky's before, they were always killing the cats that appear in their ways
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OfficerCohen 18 Jun 2008, 12:03
you should have not telling me this
you use the words "use to have" i hope a truck ran over them !
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cphr 18 Jun 2008, 12:06
Yeh I used to have them. I'm sorry to disappoint you but no, there was no truck to ran over them. They have just died of oldness shit :\
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OfficerCohen 18 Jun 2008, 12:08
good so they suffer till the end =(
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cphr 18 Jun 2008, 12:26
LOOL..I don't remember too watch them suffering anytime , but you know, everyone has their destiny tracked since their birth, they are no exception.
Have to go now..cya
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OfficerCohen 18 Jun 2008, 12:28
ppl who belive in that are ppl who have not reach anything in their live so they use it as their excuse !
we choose our destiny, not anyone else
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cphr 19 Jun 2008, 14:24
Erm..You missed the point. I meant with that, that everyone someday will die, sooner or later, and you can't avoid it. What you said is correct but that's for another conversation.
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OfficerCohen 19 Jun 2008, 14:48
well you say everyone die, i disagree since i didnt try it :P
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cphr 19 Jun 2008, 23:24
LOOOL..one day you will get your chance mate ;)
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HellHammer 18 Jun 2008, 11:33
<333333333333333 this spider
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OfficerCohen 18 Jun 2008, 11:36
and he loves you !
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dce 18 Jun 2008, 11:37
i hate spiders too :(
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Panda 18 Jun 2008, 12:00
I love spiders so fucking much!
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OfficerCohen 18 Jun 2008, 12:09
image: Mark-Croc-Hunt-Spider-4
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Sinnu 18 Jun 2008, 12:15
only Israel has got spiders ? :C
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OfficerCohen 18 Jun 2008, 12:17
everyone got spiders :x
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Sinnu 18 Jun 2008, 12:20
y but like... small tiny spiders aren't spiders :C
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OfficerCohen 18 Jun 2008, 12:21
then what are they? :<
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Sinnu 18 Jun 2008, 12:24
they're like... uhm... non-spiders i guess. But rly... i've only seen a big spider or just a SPIDER @ a zoo... :C too bad
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Gasal 18 Jun 2008, 12:22
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Panda 18 Jun 2008, 14:54
Where can one purchase those!?!?!
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stownage 18 Jun 2008, 12:57
i only say:

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