What's worse than Pedro?

Well, I put the question to you. What is in fact worse than Pedro? If you’re pedantic and take the question out of context, there are a lot of things worse than Pedro. Two or three Pedros are all in my mind worse than one Pedro and I’m pretty sure most of you would agree. So let’s reel this in a bit.

I am of course talking about recent events in the somewhat lexically-challenged world that is crossfire column writing. Now, many of you may ask what’s the point of this journal? Do we really need someone else pointing out the flaws of Pedro? We’re all well aware of his downfalls and more importantly, his tiny penis. There’s no need to pour salt on it. To be frank with you however, it is really quite small.

Going back to my question, I’ve been itching to get this out in the open. Even if it falls on deaf ears, my mind will be at least resolved in some manner. Let me give you a glimpse into my mindset.

We know crossfire is writhe with Pedro, that’s nothing new. It has been like this for quite some time and even the best efforts from some mainstays in our community has not been enough to completely thwart his online presene. I do realize the problem is greatly underestimated and in fact, the scene itself if partially to blame for it's Pedro infestation.

Anyway, back to my lingering point. Pedro is here, we know who he is and in fact, it’s pretty easy to boycott him. That’s easy. We all can play a part in shutting him out with fantastic conviction and matching results. It’s been shown in the past and hopefully, that vein will continue to reap rewards.

However, I’ve not really answered my question. All I have done is raise a new one. If Pedro is so easy to apprehend in our tight knit community, then is he really that bad? Don’t get me wrong, he's clearly a lonely person, who crave notoriety of some sort and daddy probably shouldn’t have made fun of his dwarfed manhood, but do we really hate him or do we just feel a significant amount of sympathy for him?

Right, ok, so if Pedro isn't as bad as we say he is, what’s “worse” than him? You may cry “Pedro good sir! You are a wretched monster! “ well, let’s look at that as well.

Now yes, the people created Pedro clearly have a screw loose somewhere in the itinerary as well but at the end of the day, are they just meeting a public demand? If you have the ability to create life and enough misanthropy, what better way to fuel it than to spend time in your bed procreating? If you’re studying douchebag creation at an advanced level, creating such a thing wouldn’t require an insane amount of time or sexual competence to achieve a working, practical Pedro.

Can we really blame these people for exploiting a lucrative market to degrade the gene pool? We could but as we’ve seen before, if you oust one creator another one will take his or her place. Bad movie refference here.

Ok then, this has really gone beyond a joke. All I’ve done is raise more and more questions while at the same time, I’ve defended he who so many people would look to hoist up on a large stick and burn him in to the ground.

So we’ve let that pesky Pedro get away with murder and those creators have raped and pillaged their way through to fatherhood, what could be worse than that?

Well, Pedro is.