FAvourite Quotes! (ger allowed n shizzle!)

once again, show me your favourite quote?:D

Arachon:"What's an archeologist? Someone whose career is in ruins."

joke of today imo!:D
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NOT YOU TOO
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i will repent in the morning
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QuoteFinland jeti (on vent): Is Totchspot coming?


QuoteNetherlands Maxi : My anus hurts so bad, I came back from anus-surgery today. There was some hair growing inside, it had to be deleted.



ROFL AND IT'S SERIOUS =DDDDDD
poor maxi :(
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that "his lans look on them" is epic
Some dude I owned said I was a cheater and the world is going to be destroyed through civil wars because of people like me.. <_<
(w4rlorD) deine ironie ist genauso gefährlich wie deine ironie

edit, da ger allowed etc

http://nopaste.org/p/ak9RrbHby

und natürlich das legendäre soundfile, mittlerweile mehr als 5 jahre alt
episch ab 12:30 <3 pruebe

www.urtier.info/warlord_pruebe.rar
er war schon immer dumm wie ein stück brot.. wird sich auch wohl nicht ändern..
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War nett dich gekannt zu haben :-(
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ich liebe dich :D:D:DD:D:
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OMG was ist das denn für ne geile scheisse?! xDDDDDDD
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das is mr warlord wie er leibt und lebt :D
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haha :D

edit: wer zum teufel ist dieser affe? ich hab selten sonen lowbrainer gesehen D:
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was in gottes namen is denn das für einer o0
das is doch fake oder!?
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QuoteNetherlands NzZ: all these 3-letter-nicks are cheaters
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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QuoteHumM3L: im at internet coffee
xD made my day
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whats so funny about this :D
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United Kingdom kamz: Don't want to sound arrogant but I'm better than the majority of players in this game, and a lot of other people are too
I got lots of quote-material from my bust-topic ;(
Quote: nicKER "Als jullie onder gaan dan ga ik wel beneden"
i told you once you are my sunshine in a rainy day? :x
Theodor: Kito! You are a sunshine in a dark day!:D
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Killerboy:
image: zwischenablage02ar1

maybe not funny, but i laughed ;D
Quote by KiL|3rBoY[@KiL|3rBoY] my dog is on me
[@KiL|3rBoY] watchin malcziks hax
[@KiL|3rBoY] muhahah

Quote by trickBob zegt:
biatch
Bob zegt:
heb me broertjes wow acc verkocht

Quote by ZuPpaEej m8,

Ik gebruik nu fov 90 en fov 110 voor nades maar het gaat lekker, ty man. Maar wat is je mouse Hz? Of wat is beste mouse Hz voor een mx518? Welke mouse Hz gebruikt mAus kun je dat uitzoeken pls?

Quote by ZuPpaJij gebruikt ckr r_mode 4? Ik speel met fov 90 en 110. Maar welke crosshairsettings heb je? Want ik speelde altijd met r_mode 6 maar dan heb ik als ik nu r_mode 4 doe een hele vage crosshair. Dus kan je je crosshair settings sturen.

Quote by ZuPpaWat is jou skill?? En heb je xfire?(mijn xfire is ****** , ben med+ skilled)
En ik zoek nog juiste dpi en sensivity kan je me daarbij helpen? Ik heb een qpad ct en een mx518

Quote by RhandNo offense, but LoSt Soldiers? Necroraisers? InteRaction? Are you kidding me? That's like moomoofarm in EC...

Quote by trickBob zegt:
leer mij die hossel skilzz swa

Quote by chuckie(22:28) <`Qla6-Chuckie> I quit vent, then it sarted going well
(22:28) <Frenky> why?
(22:28) <`Qla6-Chuckie> smokey and ross made me crazy
(22:28) <`Qla6-Chuckie> they yell too much :p

Quote by patje(14:42) <patj`ERROR> maar kijk ik ben nu bang dat ik op cb banned ga worde ofsow:S en wil ik niet want ik hack verder niet op die ene keer na in public

Quote by kamz(17:44) (guesswho) need 3rd, must know and be skilled like kamz (highplz)
lol @ squaze

[20:13] s q u A z Z e :>: ur fps sux thats why u get kicked
[20:13] euro'aemKie #elite: lol
[20:13] s q u A z Z e :>: :P
[20:13] euro'aemKie #elite: my fps is 125
[20:13] euro'aemKie #elite: your's is 20
[20:13] euro'aemKie #elite: lol
[20:13] euro'aemKie #elite: :D
[20:13] s q u A z Z e :>: ye..
[20:13] s q u A z Z e :>: 20 fps is good
[20:13] s q u A z Z e :>: ask him
QuotekmkZ: Who's that TBA player? He's in every clan's line-up in this clan, he must be a clanhopper or smth



Best quotes ever![/b]] Abusive language tbh
(00:46:16) (jackie^) lick my balls mongol fucker you abuse little childeren and putting toys in there behind
(00:46:22) (jackie^) you german sexmongol

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(02:42:52) (jackie^) you mother with cancer while shes getting sexually abused by morrocien boys fucking idiot you suck pussy from mongol girls of 10

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(00:45:00) (jackie^) no server mongol clitlicker

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(@jackie^) your bald mother with 3 left knees in a wheelchair with solf wheels..

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<jACKIE> ILL HOPE YOUR MOM DIES OF HIV YOU FUCKING MORON AND YOUR FATHER GETS RAPPED BY 10 LITTLE NIKKER KIDS you mother fucking zithead cockface ill cut your mom into little peaces and trow here over a applepie

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(12:35:20) (aegruS`afro) he fuck you dickhead or ill slice your little wiener butterass

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jackie^ on 03/08/07, 02:44:28 PM | Reply

no problem mushroomhead just for cocksucking admins doesnt mean you dont deserve ban like the real heros get, now go pis in decem mouth

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jackie^ on 03/08/07, 11:41:53 PM | Reply

i heared investigators found some white sticky stuff on your sweaters

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<jACKIE^^> im farting a hole in my chair

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aegruS.aFRo: kitty met der dikke kankerklit en vieze plofkutej

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aegruS.jACKIE: your dead mother with cancer on her tits with black hair on it. You cocksucking peace of shit i'll put a cockring around ur moms neck and piss in her behind while ur dad is eating steak and fistfucking himself

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(17:50:07) (jackie^) lelijke kanker kind
(17:50:16) (jackie^) je kale kanekr moeder zonder armen
(17:50:17) (jackie^) kanekr bezem
(17:50:22) (jackie^) zeg toz en ik eet je kanker slet
(17:50:26) (jackie^) ik breek je kk neus
(17:50:31) (jackie^) dik kleiun lelijk kanker jong

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(14:33:42) (@jackie^) vieze kanker aids patienten
(14:33:59) (@jackie^) valt er nog wat te owne hier of hoe zit dat, met jullie schrale teelballetjes

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(15:50:55) (jackie) now go fuckyour sis cuz i think shes they only ony who wants to get abused by a guy with a pickuptruck head

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(15:55:33) (jackie) or maybe you are farted out of the pussy
(15:55:36) (jackie) and broke your brains

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<jACKIE^> wat een kankermongool, lijkt mij pure aimbotterij!

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(18:28:33) (@jACK``) ja ik ga kleine meisjes
(18:28:36) (@jACK``) hun klitje afsnijden
(18:28:38) (@jACK``) haha
(18:28:40) • @jACK`` slaps BuLL`` around a bit with a large trout
(18:28:43) (@jACK``) farmertje
(18:28:58) (@BuLL``) hahahaha
(18:29:04) (@jACK``) brb aftrekke ga nooit te werk met een geladen pistool ;o

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(15:15:13) (Koe`) why do you ask if i may know?
(15:17:10) (BuLL``) hi
(15:17:15) (BuLL``) im back from pownage
(15:17:22) (BuLL``) uh

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aegruS.AFRO: Im so angry cuz Hype's mom left mustache hair with the last blowjob

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K*jak.duKe_: are you so angry because you suck?
aegruS.AFRO: your dead cancer mother in a wheelchair

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(13:11:46) (@jACK``) he farmer word da heute nog gespield en quotjes verzameld ;o

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jackie: ik zit helemaal te knetteren achter men PC, kzit helemaal te schuimbekken.. heb nog een halve jonkel liggen en kan helemaal niet meer type :D

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(15:19:56) (jACKIE) your childpornrapistmongol go fuck your grandpa in his elektronic wheelchair with hardtop pussylicking tyfustard

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<jACKIE> or il slap you into a woodenwheelchair you cancer tyfus balhair with hiv on your vagina your hermafrodit nikker grandma abuser

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jackie^: he fucking cancercamper, you prolly have cancer all over your body how you were sitting there in that shitholding

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C4L/jaCKIE@haCKIE: better care
C4L/jaCKIE@haCKIE: about ur parents
C4L/jaCKIE@haCKIE: who are driving around in wheelchairs
C4L/jaCKIE@haCKIE: with pacemakers and cancer in their hands
C4L/jaCKIE@haCKIE: now die rup and get a life or i rape all ur grandma's in there behinds

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jACKIE pming TosspoT after the release of the Fusenlist

(19:35:21) (@jackie) who made that list
(19:35:21) (@jackie) with afrohead on the top
(19:35:21) (@jackie) there is no hax on my pc anymore since 2 years
(19:35:21) (@jackie) you fucking cancer mongol
(19:35:22) (@jackie) i hope your mnother dies you cancner idiot go fuck chmppie and lettu in ther ass with a dildo you cancer ballhead
(19:35:24) (@jackie) next time ill fish on you with your pookie eyes fucking newb putting me in top i neverf hax
(19:35:27) (@jackie) you cancer idiot
(19:35:28) (@jackie) i hope your crossfire faggets but not you most more bullvox ronner and that cancer fusen will all getr fucked in there behinds till there asses are as red as a bavoon

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(13:41:17) (afro-) fucking cancersufferingpeople abuser

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(03:55:36) (Lun4t1C) vieze vuile kanker koeienmelker ga toch met die gieter over moeders hangende uitgezakte buik harken !

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<p0wn|jaCkie> you cancer cheater
<p0wn|jaCkie> i hope ur mom dies
<p0wn|jaCkie> in a car accident
<p0wn|jaCkie> noobie mongol haxer
<Synchro.Switch> stop fucking thx, fdp
<p0wn|jaCkie> the only one who is fucking
<p0wn|jaCkie> is someone you know very well
<p0wn|jaCkie> becuz its ur mom and she sucks my cock empty

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(01:18:54) (savage``) I don't have glasses :<
(01:19:23) (ovr`BuLL) (01:19:16) (@Lun4t1C) -[]--[]-
(01:19:26) (ovr`BuLL) and now u do!
(01:19:37) (savage``) guess so ;i

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(@Dreki) I just realized something.
(@Dreki) A is the 1st letter of the alphabet and H is the 8th letter, right?
(@Dreki) 9/11=0.8181818181=HAHAHAHA.


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(17:43:11) • jackie sneezes in alexL's face
(17:43:15) (jackie) your hiv mothers
(17:43:16) (jackie) newbies
(17:43:18) (alexL) ok?
(17:43:20) (jackie) idd
(17:43:27) (alexL) our server we decide
(17:43:34) (jackie) your server you have hiv
(17:44:01) (alexL) jackie so good jokes
(17:44:04) (jackie) thx
(17:44:10) (jackie) i know you alwasy laugh so stfu
(17:44:20) (jackie) now go fuck savage zitface in his wowass
(17:44:30) (savage`) jackie, one of you voted yes ;<
(17:44:40) (jackie) yeah that was my mom she hates me
(17:44:41) (jackie) since today
(17:45:18) (ovr`M1lk) tell 'em jackie
(17:45:25) (ovr`M1lk) those mongol weelchair retards
(17:45:29) (savage`) :D
(17:45:32) (alexL) ehm?
(17:45:33) (jackie) idd woodingwheelfuck mongol klitlickers

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(17:47:37) (@jackie) 17:45:40) (rolnik) hi
(17:47:39) (@jackie) (17:45:41) (rolnik) pw
(17:47:41) (@jackie) (17:45:54) (( /whois start ))
(17:47:43) (@jackie) (17:45:54) —› rolnik is "mistrzow" ([email protected])
(17:47:45) (@jackie) (17:45:54) —› rolnik reg in #3on3.et
(17:47:47) (@jackie) (17:45:54) —› rolnik using *.quakenet.org (QuakeNet IRC Server)
(17:47:49) (@jackie) (17:45:54) (( /whois end ))
(17:47:51) (@jackie) (17:46:00) (jackie) die of cancer cancer mongol

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at the CDC4 Pokertournament:

Matias: He fost, you don't really have a pokerface..
foSt: nop, but you got a cancerface :D

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(13:02:49) (HB-FiREBALL-) 3 o clock after 3-4 hours playing
(13:03:08) (HB-FiREBALL-) "azzor: comon guys concantrate"
(13:03:19) (HB-FiREBALL-) "fost: je comon cancertrate :D"

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c 4 L - Afr0: he fuck off there, we want to trickjump
c 4 L - Afr0: HE FUCK OFF FROM THE TREE
c 4 L - Afr0: your mother with cancer
random CoD4 player: what..?
c 4 L - Afr0: move it man, wtf..
random CoD4 player: :\
c 4 L - Afr0: your naked mother with a dildo in her ass so far her shit comes out of her nose
random CoD4 player: i love you man
c 4 L - Afr0: i love ur mothers dildo
c 4 L - Afr0: you mother.. i hope she suffers very long and then dies

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jACKIE: Ik geef jou moeder een lesje in snel pijpen en klaarkomen, dan hoeven niet zoveel mensen haar te verminken om haar slechte daad

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aegruS.afro: your anus is gonna hurt even more wenn you dont unpause
aegruS.afro: we put in wheelchair in its

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aegruS.afro: ur a loser die in hell
aegruS.afro: and let ur team die aswell

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jACKIE: your naked bold mother with amputated legs cancerfardhead
random ettv watcher: your not funny
jACKIE: your mother is not funny
jACKIE: cuzx she is criple
jACKIE: you farthead
random ettv watcher: cu at lan jackie

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(02:34:09) (@Ronner) mij zal 't allemaal een kenkerworst wezen.. ik suck, zuip en heb fun

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jACKIE^^ ([email protected]): dee net ff 5o5je
jACKIE^^ ([email protected]): met ata en maus
jACKIE^^ ([email protected]): 10-1-2 :D p[werrr
jACKIE^^ ([email protected]): ,me

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Banditje: Sometimes when Im bored, I put cape on my penis and solve mysteries!
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