cottagers
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5 Jul 2008, 10:00
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i have a good little story to tell you xfire, involving cottaging. for those who don't know what it is, basically it is random men in the park / park toilets convening for casual sex, handjobs, etc. ask ronner if you wish to know more about the frivolities two men can get up to. notable cottagers include george michael.
anyway, a group of us were sitting on the grass in hyde park (big park in the middle of london), we noticed lots of guys with funny walks and oddly enough a large collection of hats walking to and about, including into a big willow tree which had branches and leaves that came down to make a covered dome. well this went on for quite a bit with us obvious to what was going on.
however after such a time that watching very camp men wander around in bushes became less amusing, me and this guy i'd just met decided to sprint under the dome of the tree and make the loudest fucking noise you are ever likely to hear when cottagers are around and trying not to be heard. so we run in there, from two different angles of attack (very german pincer movement you see), and fuck me with a stick as it was pitch black i ran straight into a bloke getting sucked off. so he got knocked over, i regained my balance, and after 20 odd seconds of general firetruck noises, we departed to return to basecamp.
the best bit was seeing about 7 or 8 guys walking out from under the tree very slowly, looking forlorn and clearly upset :oD
here is a nice related story about being cornered by a cottager:
anyway, a group of us were sitting on the grass in hyde park (big park in the middle of london), we noticed lots of guys with funny walks and oddly enough a large collection of hats walking to and about, including into a big willow tree which had branches and leaves that came down to make a covered dome. well this went on for quite a bit with us obvious to what was going on.
however after such a time that watching very camp men wander around in bushes became less amusing, me and this guy i'd just met decided to sprint under the dome of the tree and make the loudest fucking noise you are ever likely to hear when cottagers are around and trying not to be heard. so we run in there, from two different angles of attack (very german pincer movement you see), and fuck me with a stick as it was pitch black i ran straight into a bloke getting sucked off. so he got knocked over, i regained my balance, and after 20 odd seconds of general firetruck noises, we departed to return to basecamp.
the best bit was seeing about 7 or 8 guys walking out from under the tree very slowly, looking forlorn and clearly upset :oD
here is a nice related story about being cornered by a cottager:
for a sec I was hoping that when you bumped over the guy who was being sucked off, that his penis would have been bit off or smtin... but regardless, it was still brilliant.