good morning :~>

by OfficerCohen • 6 Jul 2008, 06:54 • Journals
good morning crossfire,
already drank my daily black coffee =:D
now im going to make an omelette ^_^

we have a mouse in our storehouse so me and father set up a trap there, and when we catch him we have 5 options, help me choose:

[_]Free him in the wild (bad idea since he remember where we live ;d)
[_]Put some bleech on him (will melt him down to the bones haha)
[_]Throw him to a bucket full of water (he will suffer a hard long death)
[_]Use a shocker on him (my friend done that, he told me it was awsome ;d)
[_]Throw him near some hungry cats (he will atlist have a chance to live!)

EVERY VOTE COUNT !!!

Random Shit:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXBzIJRaiKc
the boy and the girl who dancing like two horny ppl are me and nebu >:)
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ENSJQM 6 Jul 2008, 07:59
Throw it to a bucket full of water (it will suffer a hard long death)
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OfficerCohen 6 Jul 2008, 08:06
i add an option !
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seconddd 6 Jul 2008, 12:23
Knife -> neck -> dead -> byebye -> you're a murderer

Have fun
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pupupup 6 Jul 2008, 08:42
Drowning is painless...
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neve 6 Jul 2008, 08:06
can't sleep because of some cough :(
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OfficerCohen 6 Jul 2008, 08:08
pussy >:(
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neve 6 Jul 2008, 08:10
it's really annoying when u would sleep but is impossible for some shitty things :(
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OfficerCohen 6 Jul 2008, 08:11
shitty things like what?
and your reply doesnt count if you dont vote !
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neve 6 Jul 2008, 08:13
shitty things like cough! and i choose A option only because some guy under me wrote it
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OfficerCohen 6 Jul 2008, 08:16
read what i wrote to him :>
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HansoO 6 Jul 2008, 08:20
+1 i think i wont take a sleep today...
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HansoO 6 Jul 2008, 08:13
OMG good morning mr. :~> never went to sleep until now, but tthem eggs sounds sweet

god morning to ya!°

edit: lol emptied my ashtray out of my window and got something like "EEEEY" from the street! xSDDDDDD
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OfficerCohen 6 Jul 2008, 08:16
american pie de ja vu?
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HansoO 6 Jul 2008, 08:18
nah. i might not take sleep today

edit: taht american pie shit is shit
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OfficerCohen 6 Jul 2008, 08:14
think about this
im going to realese him at the place he live, and from there he already know where i live :D
so he is just come back!

death is the only sure thing to do :(
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HansoO 6 Jul 2008, 08:19
illl get me some coffee now too :~>
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HansoO 6 Jul 2008, 08:21
oh btw....my option is n1
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HansoO 6 Jul 2008, 08:29
coffee anyone? goin to
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hellgoat 6 Jul 2008, 08:41
You know, enjoying torturing animals like that is pretty weird. Maybe you should see someone about that.

How about, capturing him in a box and then go out in the forest and let him lose?
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OfficerCohen 6 Jul 2008, 08:47
again, when i free him, he will come back...you can see in my profile where im going to free him.

the only way is to kill him, and you dont expect me to step on him?!?!
so those are the methods...
torturing is to stab him, or remove his legs and put some acid on him.
or pull out his eyes and put acid in there...
or burn him, get him out put some acid and burn him again..
this is torturing, my ways are more humans.
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hellgoat 6 Jul 2008, 08:50
Whatever you want to call it, pouring bleach on a mouse just to see it suffer is pretty sick.

And I very much doubt the mouse will "find his way back home" if you put him in a box and drive him to the forest.
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OfficerCohen 6 Jul 2008, 08:51
lol im not going to drive just to free him
and in all my methods he is going to die on the place..
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Matias 6 Jul 2008, 09:03
what about mooses who saved your slave nation from egypt? :<
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OfficerCohen 6 Jul 2008, 09:05
it was god who saves us >=D
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Matias 6 Jul 2008, 09:07
no... it was mooses, god just helped him.
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OfficerCohen 6 Jul 2008, 09:11
Aaron helped him :~>
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marcq 6 Jul 2008, 08:50
i would keep the mouse, train it how to play cs or wc3, make it be an uberpro and get some cash as his manager!!111

...

i am so brilliant :DDD
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OfficerCohen 6 Jul 2008, 08:52
you have strong imegination :(
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HansoO 6 Jul 2008, 08:53
find ich gut xDDD
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Raull 6 Jul 2008, 09:06
good morning :~D
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OfficerCohen 6 Jul 2008, 09:18
epidemic
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HansoO 6 Jul 2008, 09:20
that was the question.they all were epidemic tbh
would <3 that water/whine thing tbh xD
nah just ignore me now
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OfficerCohen 6 Jul 2008, 09:21
i will never ignore someone :(
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HansoO 6 Jul 2008, 09:23
i read that part of the bible tbh. still not inzto that christian stuiff tbh. the jewish religion was here 1st, so i still doint understand all that BS!
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OfficerCohen 6 Jul 2008, 09:24
what?
lol i not ingore you since i dont care =D
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HansoO 6 Jul 2008, 09:27
xD k good to know
www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6AW8NMnYy8 atm

yeah them real gangsta shit!
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OfficerCohen 6 Jul 2008, 09:28
they are evilss
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HansoO 6 Jul 2008, 09:29
gnajgangsta shit! xD
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OfficerCohen 6 Jul 2008, 09:19
who talked about ppl ='(
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HansoO 6 Jul 2008, 09:21
you'll be forced to i guess...you have some serious conflict there

edit: i hope you wont have to be there
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OfficerCohen 6 Jul 2008, 09:22
nah
everything is peaceful here :O)
not like the media like to show it =(
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HansoO 6 Jul 2008, 09:25
heard no news since two or three weeks tbhg. but earlier there was israel/palestina in TV every fuckin day. and especially that gaza area
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OfficerCohen 6 Jul 2008, 09:26
yes, lots of rating in there, rating=money :(
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HansoO 6 Jul 2008, 09:28
thats why you will be in army for FUCKIN 3 years! we have 9 months man
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OfficerCohen 6 Jul 2008, 09:20
you already proven you are =D
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Matias 6 Jul 2008, 09:24
ok, im a racist then. but I prefer being a racist than being a killer.
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OfficerCohen 6 Jul 2008, 09:25
hahahahahahaha
i fucking rly loled =D

funny fin =)
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Matias 6 Jul 2008, 09:29
and I prefer being a finn than a jew, because israel is the 2nd retardest country in the world after poland... oh there are jews in poland too, that explains everything!!
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OfficerCohen 6 Jul 2008, 09:36
haha
that 2nd world country provide most technology to the world

where do you think intel inveted her chip for your comuter?
yea it was here in israel by israelian...

all your medical equipment in fin are made and inveted here.

and lets talk about security...
almost each european country use our weapons and technology for army
and who do you think train your special forces? yes its us !
so plz, we are not riding a camal, we have porsches here :O)
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Matias 6 Jul 2008, 09:40
I was talking about RETARDNESS. often retards are the smartest ones, but they dont success in life. but seriously be proud of making the world worse with ur guns etc! =)
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OfficerCohen 6 Jul 2008, 09:44
tbh, we only improve =)
everytime there is a dissaster in the world, like earthquake or hunger, who is the first to send help?
we are
i dont see fin flags there...
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Matias 6 Jul 2008, 09:47
in the news they say that we are the first ones who send help! and btw, Im lolling at your 'israel is the best country' -comments.
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OfficerCohen 6 Jul 2008, 09:49
its not the best, but it beats the rest :O)
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Matias 6 Jul 2008, 09:58
ye indeed it beats finland, eventhough we are like the most wanted country to live in and we have together with scandinavian countries the best life-system in the world. I hate finland too coz it's full of idiots who drink alcohol everyday and live with the unemployment money :))
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OfficerCohen 6 Jul 2008, 10:00
your life system is cuz our technology
and no, its not the most wanted country to live ;(
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Matias 6 Jul 2008, 10:09
well atleast it's said that it's the best place to live in. we are peace with all countries, no terrorist threat. we will be the best place to live in next 200 years when there will be more and more global warming.
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OfficerCohen 6 Jul 2008, 10:11
HAHA =D
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Matias 6 Jul 2008, 10:13
but I dont give a shit really, because I dont care
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OfficerCohen 6 Jul 2008, 10:15
its only a rat !!!!!!!!!!!!
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Matias 6 Jul 2008, 10:18
it's a cute rat, so gtfo.
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hragel 6 Jul 2008, 10:04
Cohen why u re talkin with him ??
maybe u re really peaceful man...
Only retard man (matias) can call all country nation that they are retards.
Only retard is givin opinion about all country nation after that when he saw some kids comments in some game forum..
38 age in profile matias - nice joke... or u re really... o shit !!
I have bad feelings that u will never grow up..
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OfficerCohen 6 Jul 2008, 10:08
i donno
i just hate when ppl think we ride on camals to get to work, or we live in a cave :(
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Matias 6 Jul 2008, 10:12
where I said that? I just flame you and your country because of that rat xD. and I know pretty much about countries and I know that you are one of the most important countries in the world.
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Matias 6 Jul 2008, 10:25
you are really a funny guy :D. im just flaming him coz I like animals :<. sorry but when im 38 I wont be on this site anymore, I think.
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pala 6 Jul 2008, 09:28
you are poor, so save him, and you can finally eat lunch properly
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gambit 6 Jul 2008, 09:31
just let it live, pervert.
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HansoO 6 Jul 2008, 09:32
gambit! you funny man! ;)
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Malak 6 Jul 2008, 09:32
stop spaming, throw the rat at the cats and see whether it deserves to live or die
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OfficerCohen 6 Jul 2008, 09:51
like gladiators =O
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Deactivated6120 6 Jul 2008, 10:13
Place your bets please ladies&gentlemen!
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OfficerCohen 6 Jul 2008, 09:37
its more like a love song :D
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sol 6 Jul 2008, 10:05
What would Moses do?
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OfficerCohen 6 Jul 2008, 10:06
epidemic, the on who kill animals
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HansoO 6 Jul 2008, 11:30
wtf was your prob with all those deletings?
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Deactivated6120 6 Jul 2008, 10:10
[x] Put a USB cable in his ass, plug it in your computer and enjoy your Ultra Gaming Mouse
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OfficerCohen 6 Jul 2008, 10:11
how much dpi?
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Deactivated6120 6 Jul 2008, 10:14
400 - 9000
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OfficerCohen 6 Jul 2008, 10:15
the eyes are the buttons and the ears are the dpi changer :D
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Deactivated6120 6 Jul 2008, 10:17
You are right Mister
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zeqq 6 Jul 2008, 10:59
ROFLD :XDDDD
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dEzIrE 6 Jul 2008, 10:15
Elisha Cuthbert ftw :D
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OfficerCohen 6 Jul 2008, 10:17
carmen electra more :D
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dEzIrE 6 Jul 2008, 10:18
ELISHA CUTHBERT > ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
or keeley hazel or gemma atkinson loelz -> www.skins.be
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OfficerCohen 6 Jul 2008, 10:24
ugly site :D
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dEzIrE 6 Jul 2008, 10:24
but loads of good wallpaperz :D
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OfficerCohen 6 Jul 2008, 10:27
not in 1440X900 reso :(
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dEzIrE 6 Jul 2008, 12:55
there are want my wallpaper folder of that site? :D
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OfficerCohen 6 Jul 2008, 12:57
give
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dEzIrE 6 Jul 2008, 12:59
sec ; rapidshare?
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OfficerCohen 6 Jul 2008, 13:00
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=LJOyIxoKLgI
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dEzIrE 6 Jul 2008, 13:01
LoLoLoLoLoLoLoLoLoLoL xDDDDDd

http://rapidshare.com/files/127565822/Ladys.rar.html
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OfficerCohen 6 Jul 2008, 13:04
SwitzerlandLady? :D
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dEzIrE 6 Jul 2008, 13:07
just folder name; i have more laik cars, sport, random etc :D
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OfficerCohen 6 Jul 2008, 13:09
fucking shit !! :O
elisha omggggggggg
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dEzIrE 6 Jul 2008, 13:12
nice wallpaperz? ^^ almost al from that site :D
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OfficerCohen 6 Jul 2008, 13:12
HOTOHOHOOTOHOTOTHOOT
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dEzIrE 6 Jul 2008, 13:16
but stop replying me, cuz i saw a topic from rfki with latest update of spamsluts @ journals & forums and im only 4th & 5th :/
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OfficerCohen 6 Jul 2008, 13:17
so you want to be more or less? :x
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dEzIrE 6 Jul 2008, 13:19
MORE OFC IM SUPPOSED TO BE ZEH NEW LOEKINO!!! but cuz of massive bans this year (laik 3 months together) a 2 week no inet punisment by my dad and a 5 week no inet cuz of movement im only 4th & 5th
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OfficerCohen 6 Jul 2008, 13:20
so you want to be number 1?2?
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dEzIrE 6 Jul 2008, 13:28
1 only!
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OfficerCohen 6 Jul 2008, 13:31
nice site, after i know how to search :>
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dEzIrE 6 Jul 2008, 13:34
on the right @ the top theres a search bar, just enter a random name
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OfficerCohen 6 Jul 2008, 13:35
yea i know xD
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dEzIrE 6 Jul 2008, 13:37
so its not hard?!?!
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OfficerCohen 27 Sep 2008, 12:00
i still find those pictures amazing :D
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JOEL 6 Jul 2008, 10:36
[X]Throw him near some hungry cats (he will atlist have a chance to live!)

so if it's stupid n00b mouse and the cats catch it, it'll get eaten but if it's an intelligent elitemouse, it can escape and produce new elitemouses. By doing that you will assist the eugenics of mice.

drinking my morning caffee (no sugar, a little of milk) atm :_)
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destiny 6 Jul 2008, 10:44
I hate IsraelCohen/TheoDor, who's with me?! I know where he lives, let's go there and eat his omeleet, than he'll have to throw us out to some hungry cats and see if we will live or not! :D
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OfficerCohen 6 Jul 2008, 10:46
you hate me because i ate your pizza =:DDD

btw you come today with me and nir?
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destiny 6 Jul 2008, 10:49
what time? and to where, Noa or someplace else
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OfficerCohen 6 Jul 2008, 10:50
ei efshar ksp?
and i prefer tomorrow cuz today i need to study for a big test :<
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destiny 6 Jul 2008, 10:56
I dont care wich day, let's just go.. I dont buy anything anyway.. :| only Nir and you.. headphones and I think that Nir want to buy a mouse, sell him the one you're trying to catch! nP :)
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zeqq 6 Jul 2008, 10:57
[x_]Throw him near some hungry cats (he will atlist have a chance to live!)
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alhric 6 Jul 2008, 11:08
let it live ffs!
If not, then at least let your cat have some fun with it :x
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arTer 6 Jul 2008, 11:16
You, dear Sir, are a sick fuck, if you let the mouse go free like 3 kilometres away from your house, it most probably won't find a way back, so stop with the stupid torturing shit.
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OfficerCohen 6 Jul 2008, 11:19
lol from 199 comments to this

Sol you had a rly hard work deleting all those :D
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HansoO 6 Jul 2008, 11:29
ahahaa idd buybuy
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diph 6 Jul 2008, 11:43
[x] gtfo with these wannabe good morning journals and get a good taste of music
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jor 6 Jul 2008, 11:55
I counted 5 options, not 3. And just set the mouse free :{
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OfficerCohen 6 Jul 2008, 11:58
i edited the options and not the number :<
thanks :>
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Panda 6 Jul 2008, 12:00
Stop being a retard and set him free

[_]Free him in the wild (bad idea since he remember where we live ;d)
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luMpi 6 Jul 2008, 12:31
BLEECH BLEECH BLEECH!!!
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finkregh 6 Jul 2008, 12:38
Option A) plz =(
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OfficerCohen 6 Jul 2008, 12:51
"I will break you..." =(
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OfficerCohen 6 Jul 2008, 15:07
not rly
he keep coming to my house so he remember how to get here, and if i set him free he will keep coming :O)
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romah 19 Oct 2008, 16:04
[V]Put some bleech on him (will melt him down to the bones haha)
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