the problem with facebook
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16 Jul 2008, 09:11
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take this single example of what is wrong with facebook
what is wrong in this piece of harmless, quotemark surrounded banter you might wonder. i shall tell you.
firstly, you know a website is about to 'do a myspace' when its members cannot even summon the urge to include a single letter to complete a word to full satisfaction and phonetic pleasure. were i not in a pleasureful mood, my morning would have been wrecked and dashed about on the rocks by this omission.
furthermore, having committed such barbarism against the english lexicon, said fellow then considers it appropriate to spring a surprise 'z' upon us all, as if to say, 'ha! a Z! got you there, didn't i, bet you didn't see that one coming, no you definitely didn't'.
the third misdemeanour comes at a time when you are hoping, neigh on praying that some sort of salvage operation can be performed to rescue our souls. but then, like a robotic dog wagging its tail, our protagonist-elect feels he must include a closing kiss as if to ward off negative energy which clearly comes when submitting one line interweb messages. do not mistake me, i would be the first to take noel edmonds on a wild night between the sheets, but this really isn't necessary.
good morning everyone !
what is wrong in this piece of harmless, quotemark surrounded banter you might wonder. i shall tell you.
firstly, you know a website is about to 'do a myspace' when its members cannot even summon the urge to include a single letter to complete a word to full satisfaction and phonetic pleasure. were i not in a pleasureful mood, my morning would have been wrecked and dashed about on the rocks by this omission.
furthermore, having committed such barbarism against the english lexicon, said fellow then considers it appropriate to spring a surprise 'z' upon us all, as if to say, 'ha! a Z! got you there, didn't i, bet you didn't see that one coming, no you definitely didn't'.
the third misdemeanour comes at a time when you are hoping, neigh on praying that some sort of salvage operation can be performed to rescue our souls. but then, like a robotic dog wagging its tail, our protagonist-elect feels he must include a closing kiss as if to ward off negative energy which clearly comes when submitting one line interweb messages. do not mistake me, i would be the first to take noel edmonds on a wild night between the sheets, but this really isn't necessary.
good morning everyone !
edit: morning2u2
datings fun sure, but it sometimes feels a little formal...
hmm whats that taste ?
:oD LoZz 10 10 10 10 credibility right there
i believe it
only the very last bit is scary
LOLZ
no problems with any version here
cuteftp pro is also nice
click on your name
http://www.crossfire.nu/?x=journal&mode=view&author=10
the name of a song inspired them http://en.wikipedia.o...
someone fucking is:DDD
good morning all :)
hmm, why am I a female now in xfire, although I haven't touched my profile
i was just seeing what the new female blank profile pic looked like
rumour has it its actually a picture of fusen, but with added cleavage. nothing else changed whatsoever at all
'<<< *xxx*<<<MS.FULL-LICENCE posin ryt der...BLONDIE has left d building!!!*xxx*'
'ღ♥.**Music**ღ♥.
♥RIHANNA ♥ ♥ KANYE ♥ ♥ TIMBALAND ♥ ♥ JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE ♥ ♥ LUPE♥ ♥ DIDDY ♥ ♥ JAY-Z ♥ ♥ 50 ♥ ♥ SNOOP ♥ ♥ NEYO♥ ♥ ♥'
'ღ ĭи εvεяч gĭяιs ιĭfε тнεяε ĭs a guч sнε wĭιι иvя foяgεт, aиδ тнε suммεя wεи ĭт aιι вεgaи.. ღ'
'xXx-☆mY gIrLiEs ArE ThE SeX uRs Arnt EvEn FoRepLaY DaRLiN ! ☆-xXx'
'+*+*+There comes a time in your life when you realise who matters, who never did, and who always will. Dont worry about the people from your past, theres a reason they didnt make it into your future+*+*+
x-EXES.....HAVE A CHAT WI UR LIFE...-x
x-HIS standards DROPPED..WHATEVER....MY standards can nly go UP... -x'
'ღ°♥.***TRUENESS ______!!...ღ°♥.**
* ღ All these girls are still looking for their prince charming, me I found mine a long time ago; the problem is I will never be his CinderellaღSometimes two people need to fall apart to realize they need to fall back togetherღ'
Obviously CBA fixing that - but it's full of hearts and other random shit.
'HIYAH BB3
ITS GRAND
KK
W3 AV3 2 MAK3 A PLAN SOON COZ I N33D N3W CLOTH3S 4 M3 HOLZ LOL
WB
LOV3 YOU XX
1 week ago'
Is there a show called 'Gamer's Wives' that I don't know about?