waking up with a dead arm

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Woke up this morning after having slept on my arm through the night and I had absolutely no feeling at all in my right arm.

I sat up and it just stayed exactly where it was apart from being dragged by my body obviously :P

fucking horrible feeling, took about a minute before the blood rushed back in and I could make my fingers xD

Anyone else had that happen before?

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yeah, but i enjoy this feeling :P
mr.sadomazo?
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its funny when the blood starts to flow again :D
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cut ur arm again, the blood will flow²²²²²²²²
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Crossfire 127.0.0.1 go hack him!
194.237.240.138 hack CF^^
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Happens to me the odd time, it's really fucking freaky.
YOU are fucking freaky :x
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So's your face.
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I'm in love with you, what a comeback <3
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best thing to do is smashing your arm against a wall or smth, no pain involved
too bad you will feel the pain as soon as blood rushes in.
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too bad that sarcasm is hard to detect in se interwebz.
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too bad you have missed! I just pointed out that your full-of-sarcasm comment isn't really correct!
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dunno 1 - 0 gambit
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oh a sarcasm comment isnt a correct statement.
thats new to me, please explain what excactly went through your mind when writing that reply.
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It's incorrect to the bone. Sarcastic comment should always contain a base, yours doesn't. You haven't really thought through it and admit you haven't thought about what happens later (pain). The sarcasm of your comment is lost right after you understand that statement 'you won't feel the pain' is false, unless you wanted everyone to try that and then laugh at them when they feel the pain.

2-0
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Was I replying to you, piece of shit?
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haha you fucking nerd
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Oh sorry, I got it now, you are just having some mental problems and talking to yourself through crossfire comment system. Now figure out what word made me think like that.
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stop trying to act smart when you're retarded :DD
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man I see you are retarded idd, but you are not even acting smart!
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Go on replying to decem please, I like where this is going.
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decem? if you mean dunno i cba talking with him, he's too challenged to make any sense
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dunno, decem, whatever. See how much I care :p
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who are you anyway? :o)
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Warning counter says 0/100 and I'd like to keep it that way >:D
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send a pm ? :D

anyways i'm suprised you havn't gotten a warning for your profile pic already
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It's been removed once, but I'm persistent :p
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hmm.. trivia time i guess, are you nev?
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Nah, all I say is that we used to bitch at each other over 4chan memes :p
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no idea.. :o
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Or you just unable to get it? Strangely enough other people doesn't have these problems.
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there is nothing to "get", your posts don't really have a deep meaning which people would not get. now stfu, mongol.

oh and get a life, only nerds like you could take a simple crossfire comment so seriously, then misunderstand it and then continue to make a fool out of themself.
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Who said there is a deep meaning in my posts?? You are keep saying it doesn't make sense, are you really that fucking dumb? I haven't taken anything seriously, contrary you do.
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"Seemed like a major fuck up by you."

yea really major, his life depends on it.

retard
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a major fuck up in this context, idiot. Are you visiting school regularly? Sometimes it's useful, you know. And who is a nerd? Go fuck yourself and don't reply with brainless stuff, kid.
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you cant be serious about what you just wrote - do i really have to explain my comment?
it was my intention that somebody tries it and yes you really owned me hard with those replies, especially with those "1-0" "2-0" scores.
get the fuck off my internets.
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Seemed like a major fuck up by you. If you really meant that I'm sorry. Though you suck cocks anyway.
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FUCK YOU IT HUERTS SOOO BAAAAAD
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lolz, i had a warning for 7 days, then an admin removed it, then another admin gave me the warning again... so prolly 7 days passed but it won't get removed :(
well the original warning is deleted, your latest warning is 15 Jul 08, 18:39
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happens every now and then but I like it, it's quite a funny feeling :P
ye, it's kinda annoying at times.
At what times is it not annoying?
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cmon, you know it!
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When he uses it to fap


From scrubs? :)
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Pretty hard to fap with a dead arm, I've tried it.
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+20 warning points for a necrophilic comment imo
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tapsa you're the best

marry me please
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that was in some movie, was supposed to feel like someone else is fapping :D
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Fairly sure it's scrubs, when turk is having his fertility tested, JD suggests he use that technique :x
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absofuckinglutely right. that gave you the permission to join the scrubs-team.
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it's also featured in Gone in Sixty Seconds (2000) with Angelina Jolie and Nicolas Cage
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yea that was it
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I couldn't notice any periodicity of this event (when it's quite annoying), maybe it happens during some special moon phases??
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Happens to me if i sleep with my arm stretched above me head or something and it doesnt get much blood flow, feels weird! :D
well,the removing system is nice :-)
try to wake up with a dead arm and then to wank, share the results plz.
(no i didn't try this at home)
ofc sometimes.. I have to move my hand away with my other hand, because that is unmoveable.. quite interesting. :D
I woke up with jelly legs once.

Not sure how it happened, needless to say I fell down when I got out of bed :x
Once i couldnt move my whole body what happend ?
Your mum was sitting on you the whole night
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Too much vino tinto?
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Sleep paralysis?
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ye happens to me like every week once or smth :D
and you fix the site with a dead arm?!
amazing, respect :D:D
Had the same once :( Woke up with this horrible pain in my ribs... Must've slept with my fist in my ribs or something, couldn't breath normally for the entire day :D was like I broke a fucking rib or something
I once played guitar sitting while i had my cellphone in the pocked, so the blood to my right leg was blocked. When I was tired of playing and wanted to go, I almost fell over and had to stand still for like a minute before i could go..
remove my 5 points, which Ronner gave to me >_>
happend to me 2 times its rly wierd
good for morning job, feels like foreign hand :P
yea i had it last time about 3 weeks ago, i couldnt feel my whole arm completly and it was really a terrible feeling, to say the true i even got in panic lol
damn there are people i heard who use that regularly for morning hand job, obviously fusen trys to hide his sexual hand orientation :P
my right ankle tends to die alot, had few crashes and bone breaks so it has random spazems from time to time and dies :P rly sucks.
I've had it, and yeah not a good feeling *shivers*
jep. A few call it "the stranger"
freaky exactly the same thing happened to me today. my right arms as well :o i couldnt even move it so had to flop it around with my left arm until the blood rushed back
i wake up with the morning fat all the time.

it's mint specially when the girlfriend is over. give her a poke hehehe
omg no wanking for the first minute of the day? :(
once fell asleep in the train, woke up at the station where i had to get off so i rushed out, not noticing my leg sleeping. then when i wanted to jump off the stairs i landed on my sleeping leg and fell on the floor. then a random "colored" guy starts laughing at me xD
nice ip
I've had it happen to me MANY times when I was about 22 or 23 yrs old. Scary as fuck cuz your arm is seriously not able to move at all and it has ZERO feeling. Scares the shit out of you when you just wake up. You think "AARGH! WTF!! PARALYSED!!"
had it a few times, quite funny playing with ur arm :D
It happens to me quite often, I love the feeling ;D
idd, its a nice feeling :D
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You should've taken the opportunity, and masturbate using that hand. Feels pretty funny.
C'mon, haven't you tried it?
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mkan... its horible feeling
happens a lot to me
ye, happens to me like once a year :). I usually take the "dead" arm with the working one and start moving with it :D I kinda like the feeling (or "not feeling") :D
It's even nicer when both of your arms are totally asleep, you fell asleep with your pants on and the cellphone in your pocket is ringing.
yea...its like...wtf,get up hand,only happens if i sleep on it
I did something similar a few weeks ago except it was my leg. I feel asleep on my couch in a really awkward position where i was sitting on my leg. The next morning i got woken by the doorbell and as soon as i tried to get up and rush toward the door, my leg just completely gave way and i face planted myself on the floor. :(
HAHAHAHAHA, your face
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When it happens again, try to wank --> WIN
This happened to me once, except the blood didn't come back and a few days later my whole arm fell off. I get quite angry when people talk about it but don't worry, I'm 'armless
It happens quite often to me 8(
had it in my leg just yesterday, which is even worse, as you can't walk.
Happens to my arm quite a lot
i got that feeling pretty often .
usualy because i put my hand under girl when we sleep together.

it will go away fast but when it still "lasts" its so strange :D
just cant control hand or cannot feel anything
it once happened with my cock
Had it also this morning :D
happens quite often to me :(
had it a few times quit funny
happens to me every morning
it happened to me 1 time, a few months ago. That feeling rly rocks :D
never
my blood is high+
I was once sitting on a chair in weird position, someone called at the phone, so I stood up, put leg on a floor for a first step and collapsed. Oh, and once I woke up when phone was ringing on the table near bed, tried to pick it up but instead smashed numb hand against table.
8D
I have it a lot with my 2 arms and then my dad get mads i can't turn my radioclock off ^^
i like it lol :D
when i had it for the first time it was so horrible, didnt get feelings in it for like 10 mins and was preparing myself for a life with only 1 arm already :>
I once read it feels awesome if jerk off with numb hand. Never tried it though.
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