Chinese Retards

by viruzz • 19 Jul 2008, 15:06 • Journals
Well im in Hong Kong right now because of the hollidays but those chinese bitches really stink.

So do you guys have any ideas to fuck the hotel staff a little bit to make it more funneh over here, because these chinese fuckers dont have humor at all!
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Feanooor 19 Jul 2008, 16:08
k
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Feanooor 19 Jul 2008, 16:08
1st OMG FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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triflip 19 Jul 2008, 16:09
go find smth better to do.

realy how pathetic must you be to ask for smth to do on crossfire when ur on vacation
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viruzz 19 Jul 2008, 16:11
Well its 22:10 here, and im sitting here for 15 minutes then I go back to the club in my hotel ofcourse what else?
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triflip 19 Jul 2008, 16:12
go do smth outside the hotel! being in the hotel ur whole vacation sucks!

clubs inside hotels are mostly the worse clubs u can find.
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viruzz 19 Jul 2008, 16:19
I know I have to find something outside the hotel but I went out the other days and today I thought to chill a bit and then i'll go back to some naiz club outside the hotel fosho
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fredd 19 Jul 2008, 16:23
you're 14?
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viruzz 19 Jul 2008, 16:24
They dont care about ages over here, even my little brother from 11 can order beer if he wants allthough its against the law but who cares?
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viruzz 19 Jul 2008, 16:10
because my dad wants to
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viruzz 19 Jul 2008, 16:15
Great idea, if you pay the taxi to get there i'll just need some help with breaking it!
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viruzz 19 Jul 2008, 16:21
I think they are not gonna like me when I break down their "oh so damn naiz" wall. But you could come if you want, just come to the Intercontinental Hotel in Hong kong, some of your love island friends will pay the ticket and the hotel ofc, to obey their mighty leader
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xeoxis 19 Jul 2008, 16:21
Japan > China
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viruzz 19 Jul 2008, 16:22
Singapore > *

Going there in 7 days
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xeoxis 19 Jul 2008, 16:27
USA > Singapore

Going there in 5 days :)
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viruzz 19 Jul 2008, 16:29
Where your going? Was there 2 years ago, its damn naiz there. But i'll prefer New York and Miami!
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xeoxis 19 Jul 2008, 16:30
Last year I went to the west coast. LA, San fransisco, Las vegas etc..
This year I'm going to the east coast. Boston, washington, and also a part of canada.
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viruzz 19 Jul 2008, 16:34
Boston seems to be pretty naiz.
Never been to Washington though, just shoot Bush for me will ya he's killing the USA.

LA, SF went there too, LA was naiz but just give me SF much better imo
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xeoxis 19 Jul 2008, 16:53
SF looks allot more like europe. Although LA was nice. Has some nice chicks there. ^^
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Roach 19 Jul 2008, 16:27
You probably have never been to one of them ...
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xeoxis 19 Jul 2008, 16:28
No I haven't but I like japanese culture more then the chinese.
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viruzz 19 Jul 2008, 16:29
Their food rox
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Roach 19 Jul 2008, 16:43
So biased. I hate people who think Japan is the most awesome country in the world they need to be slapped with the reality hammer.
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viruzz 19 Jul 2008, 16:46
You want to slap him with the shit hammer because your opinion is different against his opinion?

Well imo you have to get fucked in your behind while your dad is fistfucking himself and eats some thai noodles.
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Roach 19 Jul 2008, 16:51
Obviously you havent been on this world long enough to know what a weeaboo is.
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viruzz 19 Jul 2008, 16:52
Sounds like some naiz sushi food to me, what is it?
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viruzz 19 Jul 2008, 16:26
Sexy? Lol didnt see any so far!
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viruzz 19 Jul 2008, 16:31
Some gunz will do the trick
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viruzz 19 Jul 2008, 16:35
I still prefer gunz but hey, just send me a sword because they dont sell them here I need to go to Japan for that!
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Roach 19 Jul 2008, 16:37
How are you coping with the weather? I was there last year and its really humid and 30° + , not very comfortable at all.
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plekter 19 Jul 2008, 16:39
Be _CAREFUL_ about doing "funny stuff". I've heard stories of people doing things like pissing on a picture of the king in Thailand, and ending up in jail. Culture is different, what you find to be funny is just lame or even extremely insulting to them, and the opposite.

Tourists running around fucking up stuff because it's "funny" has ruined many a nice place.
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viruzz 19 Jul 2008, 16:41
There is a difference between Thailand and China though. 3 days ago I was in Bangkok and they really love their king so dont mess with him. Here in China they aren't that way, they even make the lamest jokes theirselves so I don't think it's gonna be a big problem!
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plekter 19 Jul 2008, 16:42
The king in Thailand was just one example to show that there are things you just don't do no matter how funny it might seem to you :)

Enjoy your vacation!
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viruzz 19 Jul 2008, 16:44
np mate, just dont use Thailand as example because they are very extreem in those things :p ;)
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plekter 19 Jul 2008, 16:49
I've never been to China, so I couldn't tell if they were extreme in those things as well. But even though it might have more consequences for you personally in Thailand, your actions might have consequences for other people than youself in China.
Going abroad is not the same as being free to do whatever you want all of a sudden, and even though "those chinese bitches really stink" they are still human and you have no more right to fuck around with them than you have to fuck around with your countryfellows. Maybe even less.

Sorry if I sound bitchy, but this is important. I lived abroad for 6 months and I learned that it's VERY easy to step on somebodys toes. It's hard enough to avoid it when you try not to.
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viruzz 19 Jul 2008, 16:50
Where the hell did you lived then? On the moon?
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plekter 19 Jul 2008, 16:51
Kenya and Cameroon
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viruzz 19 Jul 2008, 16:51
Ok cameroon sucks but Kenya is good, you got taste mate!
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plekter 19 Jul 2008, 16:53
What does this have to do with taste? :X
And I didn't end up in cameroon on purpose btw, i was relocated when the riot in Kenya started..
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viruzz 19 Jul 2008, 16:42
Bit longer one please, that looks like a little kitchenknife
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viruzz 19 Jul 2008, 16:49
That should do the trick, hope you dont mind if I borrow it for a while?
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eXelero 19 Jul 2008, 17:15
it's obvious you are bored since you posting on xfire while you are on vacation.
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Deactivated6284 19 Jul 2008, 17:29
Go eat some dog and then sleep with a ladyboy
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