another gym :~>

by OfficerCohen • 21 Jul 2008, 13:47 • Journals
well so many discuss about weight, height and bench etc...

so how much you wank :~DDD
and for how long :DDDDD
oh and i hope you dont wank before training ^_^

keep it clean !
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Feanooor 21 Jul 2008, 14:48
5 times a day, on holiday 8-10 times a day
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Paintrain 21 Jul 2008, 14:56
easy dude, if you keep going this way, there's nothing left once you transfer to girls ;-)
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Feanooor 21 Jul 2008, 15:21
image: sarcasm_detector
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foonr 21 Jul 2008, 15:31
yeah but easy dude, if you keep going this way, there's nothing left once you transfer to girls ;-)
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Rhand 21 Jul 2008, 14:49
Why don't u start? :~>
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Rayzed 21 Jul 2008, 15:05
dont steal his smilie
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walle 21 Jul 2008, 14:53
only 1 time per day maximum as its pretty hard work (would need longer arms and a bigger hand)
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OfficerCohen 21 Jul 2008, 14:55
you sick man...=/
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walle 21 Jul 2008, 14:56
and about lenght, well it depends, if im watching mystic in ettv id say under a minute
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aka 21 Jul 2008, 14:55
All the time, thats why i never leave my room.
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foonr 21 Jul 2008, 14:56
since having a girlfriend, hardly ever
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OfficerCohen 21 Jul 2008, 14:58
oh i forgot to write
bullshiting is not allowed
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foonr 21 Jul 2008, 14:59
you clearly have no experience in this matter
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diph 21 Jul 2008, 15:00
seems like he havent^^
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OfficerCohen 21 Jul 2008, 15:01
stop it plz ;d
btw i rly disrespect you
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foonr 21 Jul 2008, 15:04
im fuckin' crying a river over here
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OfficerCohen 21 Jul 2008, 15:07
i know, thats why i told you this :~>
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foonr 21 Jul 2008, 15:09
finished trolling ?
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OfficerCohen 21 Jul 2008, 15:09
ladies first...
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OfficerCohen 21 Jul 2008, 15:13
omg you are such a pussy
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foonr 21 Jul 2008, 15:13
want more ?
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OfficerCohen 21 Jul 2008, 15:15
yea give more you pussy
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vargen 21 Jul 2008, 15:23
Let the goy be Cohen!
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tEmplAr 21 Jul 2008, 15:28
oh my.. :O
for how long? :D
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foonr 21 Jul 2008, 15:30
1 day

just enough to annoy
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squalli 21 Jul 2008, 15:01
I agree with the jew this time
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OfficerCohen 21 Jul 2008, 15:05
its nice to have backup from a pro player :d
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appel 21 Jul 2008, 18:24
they say its good to wank whether you have a girlfriend or not :D
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Ronner 21 Jul 2008, 15:03
Wait a couple months, it'll return :P
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foonr 21 Jul 2008, 15:04
ye it will cos i'm off to uni :oP
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Deactivated5446 21 Jul 2008, 15:05
The least thing I want to get to know about on a gaming website are the masturbation habits of a 36 year-old. You just successfully gave me the creeps.
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Ronner 21 Jul 2008, 15:07
Aaaaaw, I'm so sorry to blow your unrealistic bubble. Guess what, even your grandpa still wanks mate!
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Deactivated5446 21 Jul 2008, 15:10
Don't think so, one's dead and one's superchristian =P
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Ronner 21 Jul 2008, 15:11
trust me, the superschristian one wanks more than your average atheist granny.
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Deactivated5446 21 Jul 2008, 15:15
You just destroyed my childhood. Evil man.
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Ronner 21 Jul 2008, 15:16
nah, I just made your grow up a little quicker, that's all :)
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foonr 21 Jul 2008, 15:10
read 'any human heart' by william boyd.

i think you'd like it :o)
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senn 21 Jul 2008, 14:59
none of your business =)
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OfficerCohen 21 Jul 2008, 14:59
we have a cowerd :D
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senn 21 Jul 2008, 15:37
coward*

and no i'm not a coward. i just think that you don't need to fucking know.
it's not much anyways since i have a girlfriend.
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pala 21 Jul 2008, 14:59
3 times a day
3 mins
sometimes
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vargen 21 Jul 2008, 15:24
Ay, this was a subject right up the alley hey palieboy? ;)
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overboost 21 Jul 2008, 15:04
Once a day, or per 2 days. I'm not that horny. It usually takes a while though, it's good if you enjoy yourself! It's hard to keep it clean though, I know most people understand, lol.
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DtSje 21 Jul 2008, 16:14
Whats the similarity between Michael Jackson and Father Christmas?
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overboost 21 Jul 2008, 16:17
They both love kids? :P
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DtSje 21 Jul 2008, 16:31
They both sneak into childrens rooms and empty their sacks.
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sequ1d 21 Jul 2008, 15:06
dont need, my sexy body fucking owns girls :D
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caej 21 Jul 2008, 15:22
WE GAYS WANT PIC!1
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sequ1d 21 Jul 2008, 15:24
:$ but i am to shy to show to u! :$
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caej 21 Jul 2008, 15:25
damn, was horny for some seconds
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Panda 21 Jul 2008, 15:26
Hardly ever, don't see the need to
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nuMbe 21 Jul 2008, 15:31
sometimes, not much anymore tho. I noticed that it's funnier to play with girls :>
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Biitti 21 Jul 2008, 15:54
never :O)
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raastA 21 Jul 2008, 15:56
never tried it (H).
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MindGamee 21 Jul 2008, 16:17
why did you ask this question?
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gzD 21 Jul 2008, 16:36
i dont need to do it cuz i know sals mother, if u are also too lazy to do it by your own contact him @ #royality.et , he will give u her adress, but because of her shitface it will take a long time ....
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Muuris 21 Jul 2008, 16:43
almost every day 1-2 times..and average masturbation time is about 30-90 minutes
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rahula 21 Jul 2008, 16:48
Let's round that off to an average of 90 minutes per day. Over 365 days, you've spent a total of 32850 minutes masturbating. That's 547.5 hours, almost 23 days. Great life you lead.
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aka 21 Jul 2008, 16:52
The only reason it takes that long is because he faps to straight porn and is actually gay.
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Muuris 21 Jul 2008, 16:55
SORRY but im not like u
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aka 21 Jul 2008, 16:58
Atleast im not ashamed of being gay :O)
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overboost 21 Jul 2008, 16:55
It's not wasting time though, think of it as studying!
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Muuris 21 Jul 2008, 16:58
it's better hobby than playing ET!
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ScarZy 21 Jul 2008, 16:56
1 every two days or so?

and er - idk how long they lasts, depends what im fapping over.
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romah 21 Jul 2008, 17:02
lol'd ishai, well it depends.
but once a day i'd say.

edit:

LOL'D HE GOT BANNED :XD
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schNee 21 Jul 2008, 18:02
ahahahahhh^^
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OfficerCohen 22 Jul 2008, 09:48
you laugh now? wait till you hear this:
me and my friend were in vent @ after midnight and we trade lots of porn :DDD
so i told him "wanna see hot german blonde?" he said yes so i gave him your pictures xD
he was like wtf HOT xDDD then he said "give me" i told him what? "he said give me her movies" i asked him what movies? he said "her porn movies" :DDD
he thought you are a porn star saskia !!!
i told him "no no she play et :~>" so he was sad cuz you have no movies...(not that we know about them, im still think you have some lesbian movies somewhere on the interwebs) and way he is rly sad saskia, so what do you think me in you make a movie together for him? :DDD
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mstk 26 Jul 2008, 21:46
ok now this is creepy :D
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OfficerCohen 26 Jul 2008, 21:49
holy ! :O
how did you got here? :~>

its not creepy xD
we have late night talks on her always ^_^
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mstk 26 Jul 2008, 22:22
was interestet in your last journals :P

anyway I doubt she's happy bout that ^^
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OfficerCohen 26 Jul 2008, 22:23
nah, im sure she see it as a compliment ^_^
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rebelii 21 Jul 2008, 18:07
Once a day / 2 days , about 10 / 15 , can be 30 can be 5 , depends of the fap material, in average jailbait is instacame.
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