birthday present \o/

Hey i need some advices for birthday gift for my father.... i am poor, rly poor atm :D

i am serius about that :/
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Nivea for men
Give him your scarf
i;ve lost it :< that photo is like uberold
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radieschen
what does he likes?
I dont rly know.. he only work, when he's back from work, he just drink wine and sleep @ tv.. so maybe the bottle of wine as somebody below you posted inst bad idea..
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a bottle of wine
+1!

nothing's as lovely as a hug :)
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YA FROM A GIRL NOT YOUR DAD
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what has this to do with it!?! senseless pic!
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image: f60b16613e9f215a87dfe3466c9308a8

I had awesome laugh :DDD

"Henryk Wardach to stary wyjadacz parkietów"
"Koncowka Ciby nie wygladala imponujaco"
"Rosjanie nie dali rady ekipie z Pruszkowa"
"Dudka wypuszcza Baka"
etc etc
Hah musi byc sporo sytych tekstow :P Z takich co lepszych to pamietam "puscil Baka w uliczke" , "Boruc poszukal sobie Jelenia" i jeden bokserski "zalozyl mu garde niczym ketchup na hot doga"
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draw a picture
draw=zeichen; paint=malen!? if so, paint is better for present imo
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draw is more about skill, so it looks like quality and stuff, u know?
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you lie to me? lets make a poll, to see which term is preferred by kreuzfeuer
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anxiety tests > windows paint skills
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agree, but nearly everyone who wants to participate did so..
cmon, just for the funnies
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no money - no gift . Fishing rod / diigatl camera / soem shit car accesory / that's what fathers like the most ..apart from some personal hobbys which we have to find out on our own.

ASK MOTHER ... she will sort you out
make a bigger penis maschine !!!!! best present ever
xd want to see a dads face, when he gets a penispumpe by his son:DDDDDDD
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want to see ur face when u finally get warning points for your german all the time :[
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second, ill show you
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€ k, enuff fapfapfap
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ahaahahahha n1 pic
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Take him to the local red light district.
force your mom to fuck him, yes im out of ideas
play 1o1 against him..:!
Give him your hitboxes.
Just buy some Deo, like Axe or BrunoBanani Magic Man, and wake up early to make a nice breakfast for him :>
just do nothing and act like you forgot his birthday, like i always do
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