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RUUUUUUUN!

or have fun to shoot at turkeys.

tie a potato to your leg, and sleeo with it all night
in the morning take a spoon and hit with it on your leg after you took out the potato :D

(it will take all your calcious so you will break your leg after tapping with the spoon :~>)

:'( don't want i said omfg ! :'(

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no fucking way ;D

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try it :XD
there are so many many methods :~>

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I still dont think that a fucking potato can suck all calcium from your leg

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try it !

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I think this would be a cool myth for the mythbusters to bust or confirm :)

have you got any more? :D

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read what i replies to jnz :D
and yes i have more :XD

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wtf break your own leg? u tried it? >___<

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what he is saying is true i remember this from the israeli army lol

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JA LLLLLLOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLL

many many soldiers do that to get a short vecation :DD:D:D

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also remember one about giving urself an eye infection, cant remember how its done though

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yea lol my friend done that :D

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just pretend you are mentaly ill :D

lol :D

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just pretend like you are ultra depresive go to a docter and let him state you are depressed bet u will get turned down for the army then :D

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they get that so much you have to be an oscar nominated actor to pull it off ;)

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hahahahhahahahahaaahahahah

DONT GET SHOT IN THE FACE

it ain't funny ;'(

only few months its nothing

Oh noes not teh Belgian army - hf transporting food.

?

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*Greek army

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crap !
thisll teach me to read

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that's why i'm so afraid ;'(

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:D

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rofl'd

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greek army, living in belgim :P

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I speak greek worse than your dog... That's what fear me the most.
edit : btw i'm living in belgium

just start insulting them in Dutch , that'll teach them :P

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lol

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how the fuck can you get called to the army while you are living abroad?thats impossible in germany :p

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If you have the nationality, Army is a must. They don't care where you're living.

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lal nice army

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Actually that's also the case in Germany, my NPD-member friend :P

Italians and Turks got that problem aswell, some mates of mine couldn't go visit their family anymore cause they would have get arrested and forced to join teh army.

btw I made a shoutout for you on ettv yesterday.. snip0 from Baden muahhaha

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QuoteDie Wehrpflicht ruht auch bei Auslandsdeutschen, die ihren ständigen Aufenthalt
und ihre Lebensgrundlage bereits im Ausland haben, sofern Tatsachen die An-
nahme rechtfertigen, dass sie beabsichtigen, ihren ständigen Aufenthalt im Aus-
land beizubehalten. Das gilt insbesondere für Deutsche, die zugleich die Staatsan-
gehörigkeit eines anderen Staates besitzen.

last part of your first sentence: srlsly, what tha fack?

i saw it, fu :<

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k, I think I got you wrong then :P

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i think so too...

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Thought you were talking about foreign ppl living in germany :P

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ah was my mistake,should have written for germans :)

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Get a belgian citizenship then

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it's more complicated. I have both nationalities =)

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If you have duel nationality and are living in another country (dunno for how long) then it must be illegal for them to demand you join. Go and see a solicitor/ lawyer.

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break your leg or smth

Greece has an army?

=) An army which is still obligatory

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Nice. Just go for it, it is good for you. Sure it is shit and pisses you off when being there, but afterwards it feels great.

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An obligatory army, for an obligatory conflict with obligatory turkeys!!!

wasn't it??

btw ...- i feel sry if u wont join the army on purpose

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lol :D
We'll see what's gonna happen, i have to go to the consulat and talk with them about it >_<

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break your legs and np
and thats for real

stupid hippies :D

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???
you live in belgium and you still have to go to the greek army.

Normally, if you live abroad you dont have to do this crap

i have to prove that i was born in belgium, that i still live in belgium, that i lived all my life there.
And still, I'm not sure not to go there... And i can't go in Greece for one year, some members of my familly went in Greece when they were 18, they were stopped before gettin in the flight and being forced to go to the army :S

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lol thats the china of europe :O

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cut your leg off

Write letter, that u are scared of violence and hate weapons and that peace is the best thing in live for u... in yerman army it has been working a long time :P

LOL, that looks a bit pathetic honestly xD

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Well what ive seen you are pathetic. So no problemo

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:D

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try it... it can only help...
Or go thu zeh interwebs and get a ready written excuse. u just have to translate it and send it to greece army/consulat...
My tip for u

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I have nothing to lose =)

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now i know why you dont wanna go :D

? You mean i'm too weak to go to the army? :D

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now we know why you had to flee from soviet russia! :D

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Learn something!By us was the army obligatory too but if you study you haven't go to army^^

ofc just for time but by me worked...now we have a 'professional' army so i wasn't solda' :)))

i don't know how it works in greek army..

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/quit

Just say you're a homosexual and that you don't want to serve.

Unless you actually WANT to go and this journal is just for attention. But you wouldn't do that, would you?

Ah ah, absolutely not. I don't speak fluent greek, that's the big point why i don't want to go.
Reason of this post, is that i wanna whine a lot.

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why you don't speed fluent greek ? As i see you're from greece

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Yes i am but my father never learned me to speak. I had to learn by myself... I'm still learning atm..
edit : my mother is belgian and frenchspeaker.

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if your mom is belgian and you live there...how could you be greek citizen?

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When i was born, my grandfather(who was in Greece) told it to the greek autority. So for the Greece, i'm 100% greek but for every other country(according to my identity card), i'm belgian. I have a real dual nationality.

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I thaught (think in past?) it isn't obliged to go to the army ?

In greece it is, not in belgium =)

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thought :P

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Thought*; Taught is deprived from the verb "to teach".

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just say you use drugs

alcoholic is enough? :D

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should be if u say its long-term, or say you are satanic bimbo who wants to beat everyone up

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fuckin bullshit, i dont think they can force you to go to the army if you live in Belgium.

And i see you have glasses what kind of strength are they? The army has a common rule you must have a strength under 6+ and -6 so if you have +5.99 go or -5.99 you dont have to go. Or just fake your optical shit that you have really bad eyes x'DDDD

i have -11.5 and -9.5 :o

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than they wont let you in the army if you have that strength really i had trials for the army in the netherlands they explained me everything so you dont have to go in teh army :D

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i wasn't aware, that's a nice information. Thx a lot =)

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take a hammer and break your own shoulderbone. it will hurt, but you wont have to serve :P

Umm, it will take max. 1 month to heal. You think they will just forget him, "umg he broke his arm he cant serve"

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why dont you want to go? it's better than sitting at home all day playing games

i'm not able to speak a fluent greek, that's the main reason.

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become a priest

in estonia there is a possibility to do "voluntary" work instead of going to the army, but that is pretty much nursing for elderly or cleaning toilets so that is really way worse than army. I would recommend just going to the army but with that eyesight they won't take you anyway

now you can finally prove your a one man army :o

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