what to do omg ?? ?!??! ?!? ?! ffs!

by Deactivated5169 • 30 Jul 2008, 21:47 • Journals
me and m1ke were smoking a cigare and suddenly a big grasshopper appeared. what should we do to get rid of it ??

pls suggest!

HALP PLOX!


Edit: i (m1ke) shot the damn thing with an airsoft gun then it fell in a walllamp, and then i put a newspaper over the lamp so it cant get out. the light is on, so it will probably burn it.

Thx 4 ur suggestions.

Me love u long tiem.
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raslov 30 Jul 2008, 22:48
put salt on its tail
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OfficerCohen 30 Jul 2008, 22:48
kill it like the man you are >:D
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finkregh 30 Jul 2008, 22:49
u like that smiley, don't u? >:D
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OfficerCohen 30 Jul 2008, 22:54
respect the smily and he will respect you >:D
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finkregh 30 Jul 2008, 22:55
afaik im the only1 who uses it massive! >:D
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OfficerCohen 30 Jul 2008, 22:58
no problem
i always have my trust worthy smile :~>
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Puubuu 30 Jul 2008, 22:58
Nice stealing my smilie
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OfficerCohen 30 Jul 2008, 23:07
to do an angry face you must put your eyebrownes down
so its like this >
now you need eyes
>:
and now an angry smily or evil smily :D

>:(
>:D

i didnt stole it, i re-invented it to myself :~>
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Puubuu 30 Jul 2008, 23:10
No, fuck you, you stole it :(
angriest smilie still is >(
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OfficerCohen 30 Jul 2008, 23:12
>:~<
this is more angry
>:~D
>:~>
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Puubuu 30 Jul 2008, 23:13
No. Those are emo :(
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silly 30 Jul 2008, 22:48
touch each others dicks :s
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ng 30 Jul 2008, 22:48
OH FUCK, GET A HOOVER, SERIOUSLY!!1
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Deactivated5519 30 Jul 2008, 22:49
do /cl_attentionwhoring 0 and /cl_retardation 0 and then /brn_restart and u will be fine
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mama 30 Jul 2008, 22:49
had one in my flat 6 days ago
take him and bring him out
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Paintrain 30 Jul 2008, 22:50
whatever you do, don't waste a good cigar on it
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noodle 30 Jul 2008, 22:52
trap it under a glass and see how long it takes to die, put it underwater if you're feeling really hardcore

edit: you can also spray deoderant etc underneath the glass to see if it starts acting weird from the fumes :D
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finkregh 30 Jul 2008, 22:56
+1 i see u has dem experiances with stuffz like that :D
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Matias 30 Jul 2008, 22:53
what mama said.
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finkregh 30 Jul 2008, 22:54
EAT IT, BITE THE HEAD OFF, PUT IT IN UR ANUS BUT CREATE HATE & DESTRUCTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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k1pa 30 Jul 2008, 22:55
put your cigaret out on it ?
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Puubuu 30 Jul 2008, 22:59
You're smoking cigarettes? Wow, you're really cool.

My suggestion: Shoot it with a softgun.
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vaGgi 30 Jul 2008, 23:04
cigars*
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Puubuu 30 Jul 2008, 23:09
He wrote cigare, and this word doesn't exist at all. I supposed he just forgot the t, and then my plural would be correct.

Your argument is invalid.
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vaGgi 30 Jul 2008, 23:40
i bet he just didnt know how to write cigar and added an e instead of leaving it away
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Puubuu 30 Jul 2008, 23:57
Might be, and this one does even make more sense than what I said I supposed because I got that my comment is invalid, but still, your argument is invalid.
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Deactivated6114 30 Jul 2008, 22:59
hit with frying pan!!!1
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spng 30 Jul 2008, 23:03
take it and trow it awaiii outside lol poor insect :(
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Jeti2 30 Jul 2008, 23:05
Let it go :).
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TanQ 30 Jul 2008, 23:06
give it a kebab and tell it to go away :)
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Muratt 30 Jul 2008, 23:31
give it a bondage sex
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Hope 30 Jul 2008, 23:55
Eat it, grasshoppers taste a bit like lettuce.
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