One day Little Johnny walks into an ice-cream parlor and sees his teacher sitting at the bar. Johnny slides up next to her and smiles at her. Johnny points out three women in the corner of the store. " Ms. Jones, see those women over there?" "Yes Johnny." she replies. She looks over and observes the three women eating ice-cream cones. Johnny points out that one woman is biting her ice-cream. Another is licking her ice-cream. The third is sucking her ice-cream. "Which one do you think is married?" Knowing how Johnny's mind works she says. " Probably the one sucking her ice-cream." Johnny looks puzzled and says, " No, it's the one with the wedding ring. But I like the way you think."
it's blue and orange and lies at the bottom of the poola baby with broken swim-aid-thingies
lame jokes, i know :(
Excited, Timmy's hand goes up in the air.
"Mrs Smith!!! Mrs. Smith!!!" shouts Timmy.
"Yes Timothy?" replies the teacher.
"My sister is on her period!"
Shocked, the teacher asks how he knows this.
"Well..." said Timmy "punchlineI could taste the blood off of my dad's cock"
IF YOU'RE A PSYCHOPATH
LOL
They both cant go anywhere without robin...
BADUMTISH!
What did batman say to robin before they got in the car?Get in the car
There's twenty of them