amateur geniuses

I thought you were talking about me ;[

have better stuff to worry about, i dident pay for apartment ! they going to cut off the power ;'<

"Can a guy actually break his genitals??
Answers: Depends, no they can't break like a dish or something, but yes, they can be squished like a grape. OUCH! Yes indeed, it can happen when the guy goes to reenter and hits the pubis bone instead. Ouch. This injury was even mentioned as a case on an episode of Scrubs.why not? did yours break?yesActually a male can fracture or break both his testicles and his penis. Penile fractures are much more common and usually occur during sexual activity (it doesn't actually break, but it tears tissue leading to a bent appearance) this is very relevant because the tissue can scar in the this position and become permanent.
You can also fracture or break your testicle from a direct blow (swift kick). This simply present with a large amount of swelling and ecchymosis (bluish color like a bruise) on your scrotum.
Both conditions potentially require surgery and should be seen by a urologist. Quickest way is to go to an ER for an emergency urology consult if your testicle is fractured.I suppose if you jump on them.12 pounds can break a penis so i have heardwell there really isnt any bone in the penis, so it cant technically be broken. However, you can do serious damage to it, and make it appear as if it were broken .
If this happens getting to an ER fast would be a good plan!Maybe not his genitals, but you can fracture your penis. Yes, it has to be erect but I have seen it!!!"

interesting shit

I thought this was going to be a porn flick, oh how I was fooled by thee.

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