Czech help needed!!!

So I'm liek going to Brutal Assault open air festival in Czech RepublicJaromer soon but the problem is I don't understand almost any Czech words, not to mention using them(even if polish language is similar) so I need some help! I'd like to learn a few basic but most useful words and phrases + learn how to pronounce them properly to be ready if we encounter some Czechs that aren't familiar with Poland or United Kingdom languagez0r.

If you're a Czech and you're willing to spend max 15 minutes of your life on ventrilo in order to teach a polak a bit of your lovely language please pmme here with contact info!

btw Czech beer owns and the movie "Vratne Lahve" is rly nice too!

The helpful guy will get a special "Best human from CZ" award, officialy given by TheDuck.

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kk i will teach you hebrew
Hebrew = np4me

Harahefet sh'eli mele'ah betzlofahim
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shitty websire :XD
why would you like to say that your hover car is full with those fish who have electricity
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It's a quote from Monty Python's Flying Circus :D Check out on youtube - it's "Dirty Hungarian Phrasebook"
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i think i will pass : D
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hf !:D
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check out the not-so-random-site!
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lol i kinda read brutal assault over :\
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Lineup is pure ownage, gonna be a total kickass !
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It's not that expensive over there, you still have a chance to go!
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HAHA, work work work. i allready missed wacken cause of it :BB
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I'm gonna skip just one day, already told it to my manager and he said nP cause I can skip as many as I want but just won't get paid for it (I'm getting money per hour of work) and 15&16.08 are free days \o/ !
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i'll teach you estonian!
No metal/grindcore open air fests in Estonia though :/
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maybe some

you never know
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Yeah if there will be any I'll try to arrive there and maybe hear some helium from donthaxz0r live? :D
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i don't go to such concerts :(
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You should start!
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uauuuu, the band list is amazing, i'm jealous :/

p.s. Can i go with u? :>
Well np but the tent we're gonna take is quite small :P
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eh don't worry, i will sleep outside, and alcohol will keep my body warm :)
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I went to Prague 2005/06 it was a dirty place but good god the women are fine. Enjoy m8.
THE LINEUP. GAH. I'M JEALOUS. :< :< :<
WHERE DID YOU GO ? :<
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yeah.. where did you
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EY FAGGOT COME BACK MAN :<
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