norwegian temperatures

found this and lol`d hard xD

Quote+15°C / 59°F
This is as warm as it gets in Norway, so we'll start here. People in Spain wear winter-coats and gloves. The Norwegians are out in the sun, getting a tan.

+10°C / 50°F
The French are trying in vain to start their central heating. The Norwegians plant flowers in their gardens.

+5°C / 41°F
Italian cars won't start. The Norwegians are cruising in cabriolets.

0°C / 32°F
Distilled water freezes. The water in the Oslo Fjord gets a little thicker.

-5°C / 23°F
People in California almost freeze to death. The Norwegians have their final barbecue before winter.

-10°C / 14°F
The Brits start the heat in their houses. The Norwegians start using long sleeves.

-20°C / -4°F
The Aussies flee from Mallorca. The Norwegians end their Midsummer celebrations. Autumn is here.

-30°C / -22°F
People in Greece die from the cold and disappear from the face of the earth. The Norwegians start drying their laundry indoors.

-40°C / -40°F
Paris start cracking in the cold. The Norwegians stand in line at the hotdog stands.

-50°C / -58°F
Polar bears start evacuating the North Pole. The Norwegian army postpones their winter survival training awaiting real winter weather.

-70°C / -94°F
The false Santa moves south. The Norwegian army goes out on winter survival training.

-183°C / -297.4°F
Microbes in food don't survive. The Norwegian cows complain that the farmers' hands are cold.

-273°C / -459.4°F
ALL atom-based movent halts. The Norwegians start saying "Faen, det er kaldt i dag! (Damn, it's cold outside today!)"

-300°C / -508°F
Hell freezes over, Norway wins the Eurovision Song Contest.
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israeli ppl going to beach, running and having fun
norway starting to malt :d
Like Norway is a cold country, pff...
like finnland is a cold country, lol
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fuck off both, come to siberia
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You haven´t seen syberia but in TV.
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I remember back in 1999 when it was over (or under, how do you say) -50c where I used to live, it was quite sick. Can´t remember if schools were closed etc.
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omgwad, the best moment in your life and you dont even remember it?!?!?!?
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Our schools close if it gets to below 0°C inside :D
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what a shitty people you are then. Our chools stop when it's -28
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you were misinformed splodge, they're still open then! HA NOW WE KNOW WHY YOU'RE SO STUPID OLOLOEOLDOELEOLDOEOLDsohdeofheo xDDD
<3
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Maybe our teachers were feeling lazy that day :D
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lieeeeeeeez :p
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our schools close if the temperature is under +10 (teachers dont go)
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Seriously? Our schools would be open for like one month per year :D
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yeah, they're afraid of the rain :D
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is that really cold there ? in my country now are like 38 C :D
brr how the hell can u live in such temperatures :s
IDD -300°C THATS VERY COLD!!
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HOW THE HELL THEY CAN LIVE IN -300°C?????????
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people in the north are much tougher than the whiners in south
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What can i say... we are vikings
in -273°C molecules/atom stop vibrating...
Came back from the south of France yesterday, was +/-36 °C in France, touched down in London to 15 °C and lots of rain :<
unexpected!
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exactly like this years estonian summer


never over 20*c and rain rain rain :((((
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-300°C / -508°F
Hell freezes over, Norway wins the Eurovision Song Contest.


:D
Norway isn't that cold compared to come other places.
lol hilarious :D
Quote you should see the other guy


random quote from aoe2
i'm sure that quote is much older than aoe2
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aoe2?..age of empires 2? Edit:- ahh yes i remember it is lol..i played that for 6 years on the zone and became the nuts in custom scenario -.-
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All hail the king of the losers!

thats another one right?
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rofl nice;d
wow i think i saw this like 7 years ago
you're lucky to be norwegian. I always wanted to live there but you seem to be so elite society with being outside EU and with not popular language (no option in school).
If you ask why I will tell that it's the feeling inside ,can't describe. I just love the nature .
My eyes focused on Norway when I was 14-15 and I was listening to BLACK METAL music
which was invented in Norway and was amazing skill-wise .
yeah agree but im not norwegian xDDD
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lohl : > where are from then ?
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im german but living in norway :P
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aaaa thats good anyway because you're there :)
How did you get there and why ? How's your language level ? Is it difficult?
I know it's easier for ya because there must be something in commmon between |GErman And NOR languages. It's like russian or czech for me (PL) . But we struggle with any other accent-wise. Eventually everything is possible .
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i got here because i found some place to work here due to my cousin who used to work here :)
hmm well im here for 3 months now and i can express myself well but its not really great..
yeah its kinda easy for ger/ dutchies because u have really much in common, i`d say its like a mixture between ger and english. with own words ofc :)
its pretty similar to swedish and danish, but finnish is a whole different language :P
and we also have a accent, i cant any single word of some norwegians because they`re talking so fast and such a strange dialect :D
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same here in england . it's all fine up to the moment when I meet old lorry driver (truck driver)
he starts telling some story but It has no sense + Irish and Scotish accents are murder.

gl mate :D
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