Missing toilet seat

by rahula • 8 Aug 2008, 00:25 • Journals
So i come home from a day out, needing a shit per usual. I find out that the toilet seat is missing. I ask everyone in the house, nobody has any idea where it is.

What the fuck.
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Roach 8 Aug 2008, 01:27
:DDDDDD
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Coookie 8 Aug 2008, 01:28
one guy gave me a hint that NIGGAs STOLE IT!
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Gabt 8 Aug 2008, 01:28
My back neck / back hurts, halp. :<
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ETNiES 8 Aug 2008, 01:29
I like stuff like that, my ma found a bottle of wine in her car about a year ago has no idea where it came from, no one in my house drinks wine and there wasn't anyone out of the normal in the car. strange i tells ya.
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Xo 8 Aug 2008, 01:30
its midgets dude freakin midgets! :D
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ETNiES 8 Aug 2008, 17:52
tell me you've seen in bruges!?
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temo 8 Aug 2008, 01:29
image: imb
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Testi 8 Aug 2008, 01:31
gaylord motherfucker
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temo 8 Aug 2008, 01:33
??
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Testi 8 Aug 2008, 01:34
she is ugly:P look that face, change ur pic again plx!
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temo 8 Aug 2008, 01:36
wtf man
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Testi 8 Aug 2008, 01:47
thats what am talking about:D
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vargen 8 Aug 2008, 01:40
Haha, had a bad day or what? Theres nothing wrong with the way she looks!
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al- 8 Aug 2008, 01:29
nigga stole it !!!!
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Hope 8 Aug 2008, 01:33
Maybe someone had it sent to be goldplated. Nothing like a golden throne to dump your shit in.
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Fierro 8 Aug 2008, 01:33
get this!
image: toiletlock
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mama 8 Aug 2008, 01:36
its stuck on your ass from your last visit
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vargen 8 Aug 2008, 01:41
A white straight englishman stole it!
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Rhand 8 Aug 2008, 01:42
Please, it was a black gay African.
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vargen 8 Aug 2008, 01:44
Plz, according to the newspapers which speaks the truth most crimes are commited by white straight people! Your just plain racist!
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Rhand 8 Aug 2008, 01:48
Can also be white niggers tho !
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vargen 8 Aug 2008, 01:49
Albino niggers are very criminal! Really sneaky bastards!
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vargen 8 Aug 2008, 02:10
Hentai, why didn't I get a warning point? I recall also beeing racistic here, or is it just the blacks you can justify racism against? Just so I know to what I can say next time!
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rahula 8 Aug 2008, 18:10
I actually meant to and forgot. You got lucky lolz. Giving them now.
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vargen 9 Aug 2008, 00:22
Why thank you!
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Rhand 8 Aug 2008, 02:13
HOW IS POSTING 2 PICTURES OF WHITE NIGGERS RACISM?????
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Spree 8 Aug 2008, 02:27
Naiz, u makin these random crap journals, and when I make a journal where I try to help the community, and post two pictures RELATED to the topic, the pictures get removed and I get 15 warning points.

You're shit!
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Rhand 8 Aug 2008, 02:40
I GET 20 WARNING POINTS FOR POSTING 2 PICS OF WHITE NIGGERS... APPARANTLY THAT WAS RACISM...
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S3ti 8 Aug 2008, 03:24
come on this is serious problem!
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overdrive 8 Aug 2008, 06:20
OMG I GET WARNING POINT ADMIN GIVES ME FOR POST PICTURES YOU SUCK OMG
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sLothh 8 Aug 2008, 03:13
HAHAHAHAHA, nice story :D:D:D
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wsk 8 Aug 2008, 07:54
It was the cleaning woman.
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shepherd 8 Aug 2008, 09:07
I heard the pope shits in the woods, maybe you could do the same!
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