olympics (fairytail event)

as you may or may not know the olympic stadium is obviously the now the most pretected building in the world with100,000 police outside of it, ground to air missiles all around and all flying has been banned over beijing for 100 miles.
i lold. hers what you probably dont know, china have released 57 rules for the olympics but they arent all listed yet because they were only written in chinese.

examples of some:
-no people with any mental disabilities , physical disabilites or illneses can come into the stadium at any time.
-no prostetutes, drug dealers are allowed in
-no political,religious, signs , banners are allowed inside and any attempt of doubting the chinese moral,economy,politics is forbidden,
-sleeping in any public places within 100 miles of beijing is prohibited.
-inside the olympic stadium you have to smile
-you can only wear 3 colours inside the stadium

with about 50 more rules in place. but the only event in history where the entire worlds leaders are inside the same building. (btw the pakistan leader cannot leave his country because if he does they will elect a new leader and not let him back in) owned?.
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-no people with any mental disabilities , physical disabilites or illneses can come into the stadium at any time.

Does that also count for paralympics?
yes zenix ofc it does.
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it did not count for George W. Bush
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+100000000000000
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or wladimir putin :)
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he's not mentally retarded, he knows exactly what he's doing :P
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then it's even worse...
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2. To avoid delays at security and to maintain an orderly flow, please DO NOT bring the following articles to any venue:
-- unauthorized professional photographic equipment

No tripods, no flash
No lens longer than 300mm
People carrying SLRs need to enter through a separate security line

xDD

http://en.beijing2008.cn/spectators/n214263111.shtml
this is perfectly normal procedure at big events
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I know. Doesn't make it less ridiculous.
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Great source.
Can you bring guns?
I smell hearsay.. URL pls =l
Good:

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-no people with any mental disabilities , physical disabilites or illneses can come into the stadium at any time.
-no prostetutes, drug dealers are allowed in
-no political,religious, signs , banners are allowed inside and any attempt of doubting the chinese moral,economy,politics is forbidden,
-sleeping in any public places within 100 miles of beijing is prohibited.


Not good:

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-inside the olympic stadium you have to smile
-you can only wear 3 colours inside the stadium
look it up yourself you will see it :)
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-no people with any mental disabilities , physical disabilites or illneses can come into the stadium at any time.

can't see how this should be a good thing, it's only a discriminating one...
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Would be pretty funny if you and your dad went to the next olympic games but you where suddenly both struck by lightning and where crippled for life and when you got there they said 'SORRY NO RETARDS'

Yeah a good rule indeed. NOT
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So why was bush in the stadium?
Fairies definitely don't have tails. I don't have a source but you'll just have to believe me.
they're just fucked up =D
What you expected a commie olympic event to have no rules?
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