epic of epic epicweek week n stff

So here my story begins its wednesday somewhere in the year and we like going to a place called tilburg and its a city with ninjas and we need to be careful and we go here by train and we will lbe like in the place from RoeltjE and yesh e is a ninja too one of the smallest ones alive and we like going there in a crackplace and we will drink stuff and maikel and shorty and apple WE have a device called camera and we can film stuff but its dangerous here we cant do much atm we are in a hideout in a house stealing the internets and we need to move locations every 15 mins or they will find out.
also we have grasodka with us with bizongrass and absinthe to make us fly and we can pwn people in real life but we dont know what this real life is kinda HIDDEN MESSAGE I LOVE <33NEBU but this is super secret we cant be awake much longer.. the superleetpwnagehax soldiers will be near soon we need to hide have sex make someone pregnant and run again quick to the place called lollercoaster... side note: we are not black so we didnt rape anyone (no hate to efax and kuraigu).

we are eating cookies secretly
with coke and sperm but it makes us stronger, we will be back in 4 days, or sooner depends if we get aids from the sperm cookies, good luck and we will make the world abit safer by killing people, online