londoners - how ghetto is your 'hood

by fusen • 14 Aug 2008, 17:59 • Journals
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the main police force for greater london (the met) has unveiled an interactive map showing all the crimes committed in london;

http://maps.met.police.uk/

my postcode;

Month Crimes Rate
June 2008 3 1.91
May 2008 1 0.64


my borough;

Month Crimes Rate
June 2008 169 1.19
May 2008 185 1.30

brb just heard a gunshot outside
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M T M 14 Aug 2008, 19:01
What counts as a crime? I guess we have that many crimes in a year :z
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fusen 14 Aug 2008, 19:03
"The site is populated with the crimes of burglary (residential), robbery (personal and commercial) and vehicle offences ("theft of" and "from" vehicles) shown as an "aggregated total" of these combined crimes."
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M T M 14 Aug 2008, 19:04
Ever been in Southwark? ;D Or is it like the real ghetto where everybody's been shot at least once during their lives?
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ENSJQM 14 Aug 2008, 19:06
EVERYBODY

AT LEAST ONCE
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SpeaKeR 14 Aug 2008, 19:09
stockwell worst area in london atm imo. walkin distance from brixton peckham and clapham common. i honestly wouldnt go there after 12
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M T M 14 Aug 2008, 19:12
Sounds like a friendly area to have a romantic midnight picnic!
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starzi 14 Aug 2008, 19:47
Lol you can stop by my house!!!! :) btw that map is a load of crap thats only reported crimes and 90% of crimes are unreported
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loazis 14 Aug 2008, 21:07
don't die pls starz :(
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matz 14 Aug 2008, 20:35
it aint even safe during the day let alone after 12 lol!
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ins 14 Aug 2008, 21:01
You have anotherteam?!
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matz 21 Aug 2008, 23:12
nah not playing these days im afraid wat bout u!!!!?
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ins 22 Aug 2008, 13:33
That's a shame =o[
Come back playing ET again palease! :*
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Gaso 15 Aug 2008, 00:24
image: murder_01

Check out mah hoodz!

Damn, didn't know I live in such a violent city... Close to the murder rate of New York. :P
Source: BBC
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matz 22 Aug 2008, 14:20
Wednesday, August 19, 1998
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SpeaKeR 14 Aug 2008, 19:08
my borough
month crimes rate
june 2008 433 2.76
may 2008 479 3.06

my post code
month crimes rate
june 2008 10 6.68
may 2008 16 10.69
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zerender 14 Aug 2008, 19:08
lol pls, this is where i live

image: 6156-feu02
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M T M 14 Aug 2008, 19:11
Firemen killin each others with axes? Or did I mistake something?
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Misjivy 14 Aug 2008, 19:12
you are partially correct, the fireman on the left made the phone call to the fire department to put out a fire (which he started) now he gets john (the fireman on the right) to put it out, and when his back is turned, he kills him with an axe.
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M T M 14 Aug 2008, 19:14
Are you tryin to reveal or something? Sounds like you know the story!
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Misjivy 14 Aug 2008, 19:25
Not really, just quite a common scenario around my area. They are usually called John. :D
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zerender 14 Aug 2008, 19:14
yay, you found the funnies!
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SpeaKeR 14 Aug 2008, 19:12
someone set fire to a car:o omg phoen the fbi the army just do something!
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fredd 14 Aug 2008, 19:17
lol pls, this is where i live
image: estoniasprite
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INSTi 14 Aug 2008, 20:03
I think Im the only one that thinks that this is funny :x
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Meteora 14 Aug 2008, 19:12
crime rate 100 %
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dizORDR 14 Aug 2008, 19:38
stadskanaal; where people burn houses where his/her "friends" used to live in, after the fire they move in and stalk the neighbours.

and where my friend is stabbed 2 times in the face with a broken glass and 3 times in his arms with a knife by a "mocro".

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TosspoT 14 Aug 2008, 19:38
My current area;

Month Crimes Rate
June 2008 1 0.71
May 2008 2 1.43

Where I'm moving to in 2 weeks;

June 2008 12 7.96
May 2008 13 8.63

"The crime rate for your area is High"

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Rewolf 14 Aug 2008, 19:39
They prolly gonna steal your voice so they can do shoutcasting themselves!
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TosspoT 14 Aug 2008, 19:41
But at least i've got a river view!
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Sh1fty 14 Aug 2008, 19:49
Probably it is polluted and full of cadevers
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Pansy 14 Aug 2008, 19:47
soufff ruislip > where ever your going :x have fun
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Pansy 14 Aug 2008, 19:45
my borough;

June 2008 494 1.99
May 2008 423 1.71
fuck.

postcode

Month Crimes Rate
June 2008 3 1.83
May 2008 1 0.61
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zexarty 14 Aug 2008, 19:46
Richmond Upon Thames

The crime rate for your area is Below average

Month Crimes Rate

June 2008 199 1.11
May 2008 205 1.14

Very nice place :!
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matz 14 Aug 2008, 20:31
blame the deers!
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m2r7 14 Aug 2008, 19:48
at first they where like
image: tibla5

but then they were like
image: pic
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pedro 14 Aug 2008, 20:04
Come to Scotland, no crime here, honest!
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wipeout 14 Aug 2008, 20:20
Don't listen to pedro... he needs new victims.
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Lover 14 Aug 2008, 20:16
they run...
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but they cant escape...
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OfficerCohen 14 Aug 2008, 22:43
i prefer this guys
image: qz7fm3mbxoxs9mncrluw
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matz 14 Aug 2008, 20:34
it really depends if the crimes get reported tbh
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MerlinatoR 14 Aug 2008, 20:45
Indeed

I lived near shepherds bush green, and that was very much a 'you dont report a crime' area. hence all the blue spots.
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SpeaKeR 14 Aug 2008, 20:56
i lived on goldhawk road sheperds bush and i'd see more crimes in a day than the statistics said happened in a month
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TosspoT 14 Aug 2008, 22:04
Well it is a shithole, what do u expect :x
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matz 21 Aug 2008, 23:11
allow living in fuking brixton or smth fuk that
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matz 21 Aug 2008, 23:10
yeah thats exactly wat im saying the amount of stuff i see or hear about just doesnt get reported police just do nuthing so it just seems useless why their giving out this map, its bascialy telling people to avoid these areas, but how trustworthy is this data, seems like the police just want there crime to drop in certain areas!
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fragma 14 Aug 2008, 20:54
I live in Liverpool, my area is ghetto, your "HOOD" is a nursery over populated by blacks.
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fusen 14 Aug 2008, 22:07
if you didn't quite get it, the title of this journal was tongue in cheek.
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Nellie 14 Aug 2008, 20:59
We don't have a fancy map! But upmystreet ses we be above average on everything bar robbery .o/
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Nyke 14 Aug 2008, 21:31
when you hear the word ghetto your mind sais south/east london. and its right ;) few weeks ago 5 kids were shot dead in the space of 24 hours. week before 2 french students were killed in what was the most grusome killings in history. yes thats right in the entire british history this was the worst thing that has ever been commited on a person.

2 french students at university were killed by 1 man with a knife who stabbed 1 guy 250 times and the other 150 times, it was reported that 80 stabs on them on average was after they were dead. could u even imagine stabbing 1 guy consecutlively without stopping 250 times. and then after he did that he burned them both. thats 400 stabs in 1 go. makes u think just what the fuck did those 2 guys do to this guy who killed them to piss him off that much.

probably hacked a LAN in ET playing against vixor np.
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crumbs 14 Aug 2008, 22:38
Month Crimes Rate

My Postcode

June 2008 0 0.0
May 2008 2 1.46

My Borough

June 2008 710 2.71
May 2008 649 2.48
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