LOLympic games

by foonr • 19 Aug 2008, 16:16 • Journals
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Ugly People Can't Sing!


Yang Peiyi, winner of an American Idol style talent search for opening ceremony singers was told to GTFO at the last miniute because somehow, the Chinese government was able to tell one from the other. According to highly trained Sino-pedologists, her teeth are uneven, so she was replaced by Asianly interchangeable Lin Miaoke, who lip synched the international hot summer jam "Ode the Motherland" with Yang's voice.

The Chinese gave the official reason that they had to put the interests of their nation first. It's a good job that being publically told you're ugly by an authority figure doesn't fuck little girls up for life, because this one just got told by the GOVERNMENT that she is SO UGLY THAT SHE IS A THREAT TO THE COUNTRY.
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Sux0r 19 Aug 2008, 17:18
fucking old my friend
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foonr 19 Aug 2008, 17:19
ex friend now !
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Sux0r 19 Aug 2008, 17:20
forgive me my lord
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caruzo 19 Aug 2008, 17:19
pedobear would do her:/

€ shes so ugly, even pedobear would say "no"

..cant rly decide which of these answers should be my comment
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JobCohen 19 Aug 2008, 17:19
Been posted before my dear friend!
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foonr 19 Aug 2008, 17:21
But i wouldnt know because you never talk to me :(
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JobCohen 19 Aug 2008, 17:25
No.. you just didn't..say that...

</3

(it symbolizes my broken heart)
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foonr 19 Aug 2008, 17:26
i shall reply on facebook later but heading out now for a cuppa tea !
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JobCohen 19 Aug 2008, 17:29
And you forgot to invite me.. yet again.. :(
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pala 19 Aug 2008, 17:20
who is ugly? pic?
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HellHammer 19 Aug 2008, 17:27
some chinese 6 year old with uneven front teeth
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Rhand 19 Aug 2008, 17:27
Quotethis one just got told by the GOVERNMENT that she is SO UGLY THAT SHE IS A THREAT TO THE COUNTRY.


Rofl, just rofl.
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crook 19 Aug 2008, 17:37
We wont see that protesting girl again.
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Jerrento 19 Aug 2008, 17:38
Chinese government is even more corrupt and retarded than the American one.
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Deactivated5446 19 Aug 2008, 17:39
You are late dear foonyroo!
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hvK 19 Aug 2008, 17:59
Er, you're kinda behind aren't you?
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bliss 19 Aug 2008, 17:59
I lol'ed so hard when I read the bottom line, I couldn't help it. :( Now I feel like a bad man. WAAAAAAAAAAH
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Deactivated6117 19 Aug 2008, 18:44
If you truly regret it God will forgive you =)
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sAm. 19 Aug 2008, 18:17
image: CHINA-ANTHEM-GIRLS_s1-274

left = faker
right = voice of the singer
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Deactivated6117 19 Aug 2008, 18:22
I'd do the one on the left!
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TheDuck 19 Aug 2008, 18:18
lulz indeed
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KIzPE 19 Aug 2008, 18:25
Welcome to Hilter's germany
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peoples 19 Aug 2008, 18:43
1st Hitler card played.

This discussion has ended.
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rqmbo 19 Aug 2008, 18:58
he said hilter not hitler. Retard
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peoples 19 Aug 2008, 19:07
There is, or has been, no such thing as Hilter's germany, retard.

Although, I am not surprised since you are french.
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rqmbo 20 Aug 2008, 02:17
sorry u allready failed , you can't fail 2 times
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KIzPE 19 Aug 2008, 20:18
I wanted to take some freedom , so I thought that would have been Hitler's nickname If he had been succesfull in painting
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peoples 19 Aug 2008, 21:27
:DDD

that was pretty good!
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yousmell 19 Aug 2008, 19:40
on of them is cute the other one can sing, simple solution then
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Bitmap 19 Aug 2008, 20:23
China continually disrespects human rights and this is what people give attention to. :P

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milli_Vanilli
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