Jesus needs your help

by Panda • 21 Aug 2008, 01:12 • Journals
His web pages don't seem to load properly, he's cleared his cookies/cache etc and he's having other problems which he believes could be some virii
Tried to install Kaspersky but it tells him that AVG needs to be uninstalled which he has done!

Halp him before he goes insane

01:10.15       @^jESUS`: THOMM
01:10.17       @^jESUS`: NEXT THING ILL DO
01:10.18       @^jESUS`: IS
01:10.22       @^jESUS`: FUCKING
01:10.23       @^jESUS`: DRILL A HOLE
01:10.26       @^jESUS`: BETWEEN YOUR EYES
01:11.35       @^jESUS`: Panda
01:11.42       @^jESUS`: when i ran your scanner
01:11.43       @^jESUS`: at the end
01:11.47       @^jESUS`: i see this photo of a nigger pointin me
01:11.50       @^jESUS`: saying
01:11.53       @^jESUS`: "you are infected!"

nP: Amon Amarth - Twilight of the thunder God
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Thomm 21 Aug 2008, 02:14
Help him fast and save my brain!

IMO he should just format.


[@^jESUS`] MAN
[@^jESUS`] WHAT THE FUCK
[@^jESUS`] DO I NEED
[@^jESUS`] TO DO
[@^jESUS`] THIS PC
[@^jESUS`] HAS
[@^jESUS`] CANCER
[@^jESUS`] I WILL DESTORY ALL OF YOU


Too funny :D
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duNzy 21 Aug 2008, 02:14
<3 jesus
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moldu 21 Aug 2008, 02:16
delete bios
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destiny 21 Aug 2008, 02:18
The fall of almighty jESUS^ !
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ImmaRabbit 21 Aug 2008, 02:19
buy a new hdd and destroy the old one must be the best solution so far after format
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^jESUS Old Acc 21 Aug 2008, 02:20
ok here's one for you:
buy a gun, kill your family and suicide.
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ImmaRabbit 21 Aug 2008, 02:21
should i do this irl?
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Panda 21 Aug 2008, 02:23
I think he's on about that game, SIMS
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ImmaRabbit 21 Aug 2008, 02:24
oh u can already do that?! jeez i must download that awesome game
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zzaps 21 Aug 2008, 09:47
abusing fireplaces in combination with carpet always was the easiest way in sims 1.

hf trying :x
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^jESUS Old Acc 21 Aug 2008, 02:19
+ songs sound like thomm's mother @ foobar & won't even play @ BSPlayer but works fine @ media player & VLC.. reinstalled codecs and nothin changed..
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oneofTHEM 21 Aug 2008, 02:20
HAKIER

np: Amon Amarth - Cry of the Black Birds
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Dylon 21 Aug 2008, 02:21
instal avast
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nebu 21 Aug 2008, 02:22
hi panda!

LE help jesus :)
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risee 21 Aug 2008, 02:22
nP: Amon Amarth - Twilight of the thunder God
edit: nP: Amon Amarth - Valhall awaits me
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Panda 21 Aug 2008, 02:24
You liking the song? :)
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risee 21 Aug 2008, 02:27
ye can't wait to hear the full album. sounds awesome :)
what i noticed is that it sounds a bit "more gloomy", means the vocals are not as clear any more as in WOOOS (which doesn't have to be a bad thing though).

nP: Amon Amarth - Runes to my Memory
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Panda 21 Aug 2008, 02:30
Quality will be heaps better when it's released anyway, don't know if that release by them is fully mastered though, but it's still awesome :P
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risee 21 Aug 2008, 02:30
ye thought so too :)
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Gemini 21 Aug 2008, 02:24
HAhahahahahaha
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Gifted 21 Aug 2008, 02:28
bad karma jesus ^^
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OfficerCohen 21 Aug 2008, 08:52
have it too
ahi ze hayav leyot bezeq ;D

btw to temp solve it, i had to use proxy :d
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Svepe 21 Aug 2008, 10:23
wake up jesus is dead
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Carloz 21 Aug 2008, 11:53
I'm laughing my ass off. :D
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