h0w m4ny t1m35 y0u h4ve fuck3d?

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Not counted, but ALOT :---)
More than you of course!
Too much reading, my son :)
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"good guys wank it" :D made me lol
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1337 times.
<Insert witty, remarkable number here>
0,5 - premature cumshot :O ?
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i couldnt stop myself from asking
why 3.5?
was she half body?
no legs :D
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That would still count as getting laid.
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maybe he fucked a boy
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i was sure thats what you will say
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he fucked a dog? :o
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i have fucked lots of brains zLOL :~>
god i have to say that i hate your nickname as much as jesus hates hitler
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vectra added you as a buddy!

i hate you 2
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vectra removed you as a buddy!

go drown in a sink pool!
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b1bub4bu removed you as a buddy!

np
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Amazing question :XD
I guess 0 as i'm geek :<
many

but remember

in my friend's city (placed near mine), in 2-rooms flat lives woman, who has 14 kids. always set quality over quantity dude.

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About 200 times =D
not (yet hopefully lol)
didnt and won't

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dunno but 1 time was rly disgusting, mAv can tell ^_______^
well actually i'm not counting :<
like last one was on saturday and tomorrow im visiting my gf again... but tbh im fuckin lucky right now:P
well i have a girl so i lost count xD + i had sex with chocolate once :P that wasss sexyyyyyy
stopped counting
does eating kebab count ?
woohoo i broke the world record then x:DD
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It counts if you had sex with your kebab.
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woohooo i broke world record then :DD
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How was it?
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I'm a virgin.
join the club :p
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tekn0 + sex = epic lies ;D and even if, epic fail! :D
agree, he wouldnt be so offensive if he would rly enjoy a real pussy :)
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Estonia mAnki? the busted cheater? is that you?
6times in 15hours is my record
4 times in 12h its mine :(
are you sure you aint talking about wanks here ?
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:d. yes im sure about it :<
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you are god damn good then. can i have your babies ?
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8 times in 24 h owned! xD
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y not? u are a guy i dont think any guy is hawt
Your virgin right? Otherwise you wouldn't ask something like that. I guess your right hand look like image: 105429
synthol faggot
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most of these users here still think a dick is for stirring tea with......
It can be handy if you don't have spoon near you
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I use it to add some sweetner to my tea.
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enough to stop counting... I just count the number of girls xD
still counting
Have a girlfriend so lost count, but the last time was just before 10 GMT (45mins ago).
I had sex ... that's enough as an answer :) You stop counting when :

1) You have had a few girlfriends
2) You become mature
3) You're not using PC or playing online - games *


* It doesn't matter because you don't need to build up your cyber alter ego

I think there is some controversy in above . Im expecting some flamethrower to fry me a lil'
m8 i get more pussy than uve seen watching porn.. id like to see you nerd
Member For: 24 days flaming already ur gona be ET's most hated by next month. dork
m8,sry,i don't play ET XD m8,sry,you are ugly as hell LOL and when is sister's fucking became acceptable? maybe your "gf" is ugly as a fucking horse and in that case i would fuck my pringles can more than a flesh fatty ass. thx
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i aint ur fukin m8 u donk sory show me a pic of u first b4 u flame cos the pussy i get is x10 better than u can eva get.. u probs only fuck fat black ladies wiv aids u silly cunt.. thnx gnite if u wana see some real fanny then add me [email protected] thnx bb
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ohohoo,rly? did i hurt your feelings "bro"? XDDDDDD hahaha

Quote tekn0 on 25/08/08, 22:09:04 PM | Reply

m8 i get more pussy than uve seen watching porn.. id like to see you nerd
Member For: 24 days flaming already ur gona be ET's most hated by next month. dork


wtf are you calling me m8 if i can't call you as it? fucking bat ahahha :D:D:D:DddD
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Age: 68 ( 1 January 1940 )
yup real matureeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
im jst gna laugh at you over inet making ur self look like a prick... gnight :D:D:D:D:D:D:D
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fucking stupid that age is a default when you reg in crossfire: ::D:D D:SA:DS:AD.sada.sdasd HASHAHAHAHAH
i could not ask more from you than self ownage! XDDDDDDDDDDDD
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i will go to sleep now,and i know you are frustrading to invent something insult of me but here is a picture what would inspirate you

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relax rly :- )

I only have to say that u are so macho for your 16 years. If you would rly have so many pussies you wouldnt talk like this imo . Try to chill your hormones pls and get a real pussy
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haha :DD fucking dickcheese like you are ever gonna get any pinperouni :DDD thats just fucking sad to come here and lie that you have a girlfriend and she gives you pussy all the time and you fuck her so mucho that she always cries and her brains are at the wall and stuff! just go to play some pocketbilliard boyo X-dxddx-dX_DXDxd_XD
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aHAHAHAHA THAT WAS GOOD
162 with my gf in 3 years :D
~10 times - ocasions
1 time with 2 girls
np4me

i dont like to count, my gf does and she always asking after, how many times and its a miracle if i dont miss the number :D anyway its nice to know how many times you had sex
OMG YES ITS SO NICE

THX FOR ZE INFO MATE

YOU MADE MY FUCKING DAY

HF HAVING SEX FOR LIKE 2140 TIMES MORE WITH THE SAME GIRL FOR THE NEXT 50 YEARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

so cool
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better to improve your sex skills with the same girl and, occasionally, to have sex with a slut. hf with your 123232 HIV girlz ;)
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ugly girls dont count -162 for u
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and she is probably 14
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18, almost 19, she even has driving license from march :D anyway i heard that 2023 times from that picture :)
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well she looks like 14 then doenst really matter
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Anyway i cant deny that she looks younger in rl too, like 16 :) but i dont have a problem with this :-) Her grandma has still black hair at 85 yo so i guess this is her way too :)
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great just great
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ffs i hate it when people are doing nice when im trying to flame :-<
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dont try cause i dont get offensive without reason
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try hereinbefore @ tenko, the macho :DDDDDDDDDD
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ye i had him already about his skill a while ago np4me
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But you're such a bad flamer!! :o)
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aha nou bij ovie en efax enzo lukt het altijd wel :D
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ja maar onze ehax is natuurlijk makkelijk op stang te jagen ;)
High ego = ez flame ;)
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ja en die zijn nie zo slim. maar knullo ik ga miss binnekort in amsterdam wonen en dan ga je mooi een keer mee naar een minimal feast
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minimal :o) ja is goed :)
ik heb net een kamer in amsterdam afgeslagen xD omdak geen geld heb :<
Nu ga ik maffen ;)
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mmm paas hem door een mij heb er nog een nodig:P moet nu bij een of andere suffe chineesje gaan wonen :< teminste als ik toegelaten word
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haahah ach ja van daar verder zoeken naar een betere kamer ;)
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quoting times u have had sex with your gf, ok right...you sir a obviously a virgin...stop dreaming man.
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i didnt get your idea. I dont see why is such a miracle that i\m with the same girl for 3 years cuz we match very good, ofc there are fights but she understand me at the end so np. ask nebu if you dont believe :-) like i care :<
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were is your picture?
in my profile ofc
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i mean of your face.
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in my profile ofc
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youre gay dude....
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ahahhahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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i've seen absolute nerds get pretty good looking girls. even this week when i was in ze club there was this pretty good looking girl all boozed up dancing in front of me i was just about to try on her when this weird geeky guy smashes into her for some reason. He starts to apologise clumsily but the girl's so drunk she starts dancing with him and before i know it the nerd is dancing with the hawt girl and puting his hands all over her. half an hour later she indicates she wants a smoke and that was the last time I saw either of them that evening :S that kind of thing happens all the time

for those who will comment on me hitting on a drunk girl, i didnt realise just how far out she was before she started dancing with the dork :P
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You've haxed ppl's minds.
I HAV SEKZ AL DA TYM LUL!

HAD SEKZ WID 7 GURLZ LAZT NIT! FK YAH
mh, i'm 25, sexually active for roughly 10 years... that makes A FUCKING LOT
no it doesn't, just means you could have had sex at 15 then the next time you got some was last week, meaning 9 and 3 quarter years between drinks.
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I've been together with my girlfriend for 9 years now... so it really does make a LOT!
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