Help me CF "(

A girl im madly in love with. First she semi blanks you,really friendly then really not.
But then you see her the next time and she is giving you the eyes,looking all hot and stuff even though you maybe pretty drunk. What do you do?? She is so hot.

Pics on demand.
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talk? grab her! try some love! make her think that you think she is special to you
rape her


but obviously on behalf of crossfire we order you to give us TITS/GTFO
pics pls
i will man,but i only can see her true beuty,but you will too,just dont wonna post pics all over net
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even by cf standards,she is smokin
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Be yourself and don't be afraid to walk over to her/hang out with her.

Good luck!
Shes gone now imo :<<<<


Damn shes hot
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New to this? hihi :)
Anyways talk to her man!(and by man, I mean be one ffs!)
not too new,but confused,cause not sure if she likes me
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find out? :D
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screenshot or it never happen.
maybe she is braindamage?? ever thought about that?
think about it
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nope,im actually quite handsome
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ask her if she want to do the "waterman"!
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HAHAHAHA Maybe I'm getting sleepy because that made me laugh so hard xD
Anyways no, that only happens to you :D:D:D
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fuck it,alot more girls in the world,but she is special. Man
Pictures!
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wouldnt like to spam the web with them
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Spam me with them!
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why did 3 norwegian's post to this journal already? WTF?
We're all sexperts DA-AAAH
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EDIT!!!!! I HAD SEX WITH MY MOTHER!
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I HAD SEX WITH HER TO.


edit, hi son.
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WTF! I want a DNA test!
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Typical, atleast I could've gotten cancer = Free flight to CC5
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you son of a bitch!!
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its a little sad asking geeks on the inet for chat up tips...

do u know her well? if u dont know her then just start with a random line like, "so whats your story?" or "are you someone i should get to know better?" just make sure u listen to her and keep eye contact, dont be rude and but in.

then, be yourself... eventually u should get to show her yourself.
im not asking,im telling life expericne,i know chat up tips. Remeber,ive already chated her up,im jw if she wants me
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chicks are for fag! go gay!
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ah okay, well thats pretty simple really. Ask her if she wants to go out for a drink or something, or if u see her in a local 'bar' then go up to her and just say, hey, you remember me right?

BLABLABLABLABLA Hours will pass where u listen to her none stop bullshit on how her life isnt so great then just slip remarks in like yeah but u still look fantastic, see her reactions...

u should be able to tell by spending over 1 hour or so with her..

besides your a sexy fuck anyway flush who wouldnt like u.
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omg! thats gay!
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WE ARENT TALKING ABOUT CHAT UP LINES IN GAR BARS?! WTFF AM I TALKING ABOUT THEN?
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no man,you dont understand the particular situation im in
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youve fucked her havent u...

impregnated?

raped her?

fucked her sister?

fucked her mother?

SPILL IT OUT!
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kissed n all tht shit
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yeah thats pretty awkward now..

well theres only one thing u can do... go out again, find her, spend some time with her..

kiss her again, BUT THIS TIME, hold onto her, keep hangin out, then just ask her when u get a bit of quiet time: "do you actually like me or is it the booze taking over?"

its a simple question, gets sympathy..

GOGOGOGO
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Okay when i first text her,she text me back all happy n horny,then she stopped,n i seen her today and she all damp and horney n stuff.
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It helps to be a little rude imo =)
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i suppose, if your trying to fuck and chuck, but if he wants to be with this woman (which it certainly seems like) and if shes a nice girl, not a slut then being nice and seemingly caring is the best card.
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I disagree :p Unless shes some kind of uber-special girl... He could ofcourse spend months being nice and stuff and they could be best friends forever <3 Ofcourse I didnt mean rude as in being a total shithead, be nice but joke around a bit... But yeah if you plan to have a long relationship, be yourself ofcourse.
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but flushjes self is a nice friendly caring man

isnt that right flush?
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as long as u dont go too fucking sloppy, girls hate that. they want a man who can protect them but also care for them... awkward bitches.
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never too sloppy imo,always sly sexy sloppy is me
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bet u are u stud.
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yep imo i am,but i dno,weird,she is the mickey teasers of all mickey teasers imo
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send pic priv or xfire
you: did that hurt?
her: what?
you: did it hurt when that star fell down in your face and made that fucking scar?

gay
: D Im sending a medal directly to your house my good man
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Dylon plz tell me why everyone has this new flag? ive been at work 12 hours.. have i missed something?
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ahaaa :P i see <3

yeah 10 till 10 :( what you been up to :)?
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downloading movie "Bangkok Dangerous" drinking coffy, cant sleeep so i wake up :D have a good next houers in work :)
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dam i hate been emotional drunk
me two,sucks :( mega sad face.
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A solution could be to talk to her like a man, or just sit in the corner hoping for a miracle to happen.
nope man,ive done tht,im not afraid to talk to her,she is smoking but not sure if she likes me as much as i am crasy about her
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smoking is bad
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NOT THT,NO NEED TO WIND UP :<
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then just tell her that. only way out of this mess. until she knows your feelings your going no-where.

k im out to bed. good luck with it buddy.
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TY GL MY MAN
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"The only reason why I would kick you out of my bed, would be to fuck you on the floor"

Always works. Or chloroform
i dont need them !!!!! I have them,thts what im trying to say
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Hard to get is what they play, play it back!
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did and it worked :(
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Hmmmmm...hard hard...listen to sum good music, drink some and ak her out next time, see how see reacts, play ball and later on she'll play with yours!
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dam women really do toy with a boys emotions
Women are psycho-bitches.
;( Real tears
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talk to her, take her out, you'll find out soon enough if she want something from you or not.
i wish it was tht easy,she likes to toy with my emotions
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most women are like that, it just takes courage to ask someone out for a drink, if you won't you'll never know..
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i will i will.but if she doesnt respond by text what do i do next time when she is sexing with my emotions
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well if shes not replying ask her why she didn't reply when you speak to her eye to eye.
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im off to bed,itll b nice what you have to say about it all,but in fairness there is plenty more women like this who i <3
just dun be scurred
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give her xtc and fuck her all night!
date rape.
"Age: 21 ( 11 November 1986 )"

And you are asking help here o_O nicelife!
lol your old enough to be my da


"35 ( 17 November 1972 )"


You shouldnt even be here,this was a drunken post. Now fuck off
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*sigh* When did this site turn into english version of demi.fi
Grap her ass. ALL OR NOTHING!!!
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