Fallout quotes
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22 Sep 2008, 12:59
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With Fallout 3 coming out in about a month I decided to play 1&2 a bit after a long time which lowered my expectations another notch. They already said its going to be like Oblivion with guns, but what they should've said was: its going to be like fallout 1&2 but without the stuff that made them good. But dont worry, the graphics are great, we decided to do it in 1st person mode, because thats the only acceptable way to play a role playing game. The hand-to-hand combat characters might be suffering a bit thanks to the really great REALTIME gameplay, but we added a miniature nuke launching gun in to make up for that (seeing that there is a lot of pure uranium floating around after a nuclear war :s). Hardcore fans have a problem with that? Naaah fuck them. Mainstream FTW!
Now with all seriousness i still hope the game will be a nonlinear diverse game with lots of fun side quest which affect the aftermath. Allowing the player to finish in a with any type of weapon, diplomacy, sneaking etc. And that it includes cynical comments, easter eggs, special encounters, culture references and the rest of the funny shit 1&2 included. Like this:
Vault Dweller: How did you survive?
Harold: Didn't. Got killed. God I love that joke!
Harold: Mutants. They were everywhere. Seems you couldn't fart without hitting one. They were coming Mostly from the Northwest, though.
Vault Dweller: You farted Northwest?
Vault Dweller: You mean kill them?
Decker: All a matter of semantics, but yes kill them.
Gizmo: Get your butt in here and sit down. We have some buisness to discuss
Vault Dweller: Looks like there's enough butt in here already...
Father Lasher: How dare you enter my sanctuary with a weapon in your hand! Oaf! Get out!
Vault Dweller: You don't like drawn weapons? You're gonna hate what I do with it next!
Harry: Hey! You not look like ghoul. How come?
Vault Dweller: Let me guess... because I'm not a ghoul?
Harry: You not ghoul! I knew, I knew! Not fool Harry!
Vault Dweller: You're right. And now that you know, I'll have to kill you.
Flower Child: Would you like a flower mister?
Vault Dweller: Sure, I could get off on stomping it to pieces!
The Lieutenant: Now what do we have here? I've been told you wish to divulge information of the utmost importance. I do hope so.
Vault Dweller: On one condition.
The Lieutenant: Conditions? How delightful. Go ahead, amuse me with your . . . condition.
Vault Dweller: Put a bag over your head so I can stand being in your presence.
Now with all seriousness i still hope the game will be a nonlinear diverse game with lots of fun side quest which affect the aftermath. Allowing the player to finish in a with any type of weapon, diplomacy, sneaking etc. And that it includes cynical comments, easter eggs, special encounters, culture references and the rest of the funny shit 1&2 included. Like this:
Vault Dweller: How did you survive?
Harold: Didn't. Got killed. God I love that joke!
Harold: Mutants. They were everywhere. Seems you couldn't fart without hitting one. They were coming Mostly from the Northwest, though.
Vault Dweller: You farted Northwest?
Vault Dweller: You mean kill them?
Decker: All a matter of semantics, but yes kill them.
Gizmo: Get your butt in here and sit down. We have some buisness to discuss
Vault Dweller: Looks like there's enough butt in here already...
Father Lasher: How dare you enter my sanctuary with a weapon in your hand! Oaf! Get out!
Vault Dweller: You don't like drawn weapons? You're gonna hate what I do with it next!
Harry: Hey! You not look like ghoul. How come?
Vault Dweller: Let me guess... because I'm not a ghoul?
Harry: You not ghoul! I knew, I knew! Not fool Harry!
Vault Dweller: You're right. And now that you know, I'll have to kill you.
Flower Child: Would you like a flower mister?
Vault Dweller: Sure, I could get off on stomping it to pieces!
The Lieutenant: Now what do we have here? I've been told you wish to divulge information of the utmost importance. I do hope so.
Vault Dweller: On one condition.
The Lieutenant: Conditions? How delightful. Go ahead, amuse me with your . . . condition.
Vault Dweller: Put a bag over your head so I can stand being in your presence.
i am sure that fallout 3 is much more enjoyable,well atleast there is a radio where you can listen to american march music while shooting headies. :))
was the release date in 30.9 or 30.10?
its 28.10.
u missed the best joke of fo series, when marcus is saying about juice flowing again :D
Anyway, i did enjoy the game up to some level but I really couldnt be arsed to do this and that so i could get item x so i could finaly get to place y etc. Storyline was ok, but I hate the endless conversations you have to click trough :/ If the game had the text narrated it was really nice, to bad I met like 4-5 chars who actually spoke instead of throwing endless lines of text at you :'(
mmm, maybe i should pick up the game again :P Was making a sniper, dunno if i still got the savegame lying around :)
Seeing Bethesda developers telling everyone they loved and enjoyed playing F1&2 and at the same time developing F3 as FPS shooter is just sad.