Need good stand up

by Thomm • 24 Sep 2008, 00:30 • Journals
I need some good stand up -comedy. Something like...

George Carlin

QuoteYou know whom I pray for? Joe Pesci. Joe Pesci doesn´t fuck around. For a years I asked god to do smth to my neighbours barking dog, Joe Pesci straightened that cocksucker out with one visit. It is amazing whatcha can accomplish with a one baseball bat.


Lewis Black

QuoteI got to Italy, I´ve never been there. If you haven´t gone there, unbelievable, I didn´t know this. But Jesus Christ is big there. Everywhere I turn there is Jesus, jesus, jesus... He is like the Coca Cola of Italy. And I´m jewish, and after three weeks, I started to think he might be the real thing!


Or the great Bill Hicks

QuoteI am reading a book in a waffle house, and this waitress comes to me. "Whatcha reading FOR". Whoah, I have never been asked that. I guess I read for a lot of reasons, but the main one is that I don´t become a fucking waffle waitress. Then this trucker in next booth gets up, stands over me and says "Well. Looks like we got ourselves a reader" What the fuck is going on? Damn hillbillies.


image: itsjustaride


Don´t post any of those retardish Ahmed "I kill you" -puppet shit or anything like that ffs.

EDIT: Nearly forgot, The Axis of Evil Comedy Tour, check it out too: http://nl.youtube.com/watch?v=-xoXdQmw4A8
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Kristoffersson 24 Sep 2008, 01:34
Brian Regan became an INSTANT favorite of mine.

Youtube Brian Regan on Flying, food and labels, walkie talkie. If you like those just keep going.

Jim Gaffigan is pretty cool aswell.
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Thomm 24 Sep 2008, 01:39
Oh yeah, Gaffigan is quite good, have seen only some of his short stuff on TV. Gotta get him via torrent. Thx, didn´t really get into Regan though.
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Kristoffersson 24 Sep 2008, 01:43
How cant you love that guy? =D

UEAAAAAH PASSANGERS PASSANGERS! We're sorry for the delay, its just that we found this bag full of money on board and the tower tells us to hand it out to all you passangers... the problem is each individual pile keeps falling over and the rubber bands we're using snaps when we try to put them on.

It's never that, instead its someting like UEAAAAAH PASSANGERS We're sorry for the delay but it turns out the left engine is installed upside down... and theres only one tool in the galaxy that can fix this... ...aaaaand its in Madagascar.

Sorrieh, had to write it down, epic.
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crook 24 Sep 2008, 01:41
rowand attkinson has afew funny ones
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loazis 24 Sep 2008, 02:06
George Carlin was enjoyable :{D
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ENSJQM 24 Sep 2008, 02:10
AMCHCHEMMED DEATH TERORIST XDXDXD
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im a tree 24 Sep 2008, 02:15
H3H£H3 PABLO FRANSICKSO IS BETTERER XDXDXD
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gari 24 Sep 2008, 07:16
WALTER HAS GAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111
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SpeaKeR 24 Sep 2008, 02:11
bill hicks is the greatest ever, no question. but someone i find enjoyable is:

frankie boyle
http://nl.youtube.com/watch?v=4yjJFt3uFVw&feature=related
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fredd 24 Sep 2008, 02:25
keith malley
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HolyMan 24 Sep 2008, 02:42
Blue Collar Comedy Tour: Jeff Foxworthy, Bill Engvall, Ron White and Larry the Cable Guy.
Jeff Dunham a ventriloquist and a stand-up comedian.

Those are my favorites atm.

and ofc Andrew Dice Clay, un-fucking believable.
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kevlar 24 Sep 2008, 02:44
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qb87oedXV-4

jimmy carr. by far my favourite stand up comedian right now, hes just genius.
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Thomm 24 Sep 2008, 02:48
Oh Carr, how come I didn´t thought about him, thx, goes to the download list too.
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Deactivated5446 24 Sep 2008, 10:51
Was about to post him, too. He is brilliant though he copies pretty much from 8 out of 10 cats.
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brumu 24 Sep 2008, 03:02
Nice Jounral :), very neat. I will come back here later and contribute.
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dedz 24 Sep 2008, 03:58
The amazing jonathon isn't too bad.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RiRM3dogwdg


Although i wouldn't call it standup :P, and its not the best video on youtube. im too lazy to find the good ones
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stormeh 24 Sep 2008, 05:44
Doug Stanhope - quite similar to hicks and pretty awesome.. saw him two weeks ago in london and amazing.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=1t2mMMp7bjU one of his more extreme examples but he's not known to hold back :P
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amgg 24 Sep 2008, 06:11
jim carrey
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mini 24 Sep 2008, 06:25
"with a one baseball bat"
:s
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Trigon 24 Sep 2008, 07:51
pablo fransisco; gabriel iglesias and hans teeuwen (dutch)!!
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sine 24 Sep 2008, 09:53
http://nl.youtube.com/watch?v=YkHZ_5KUIfI

Stephen K. Amos - he's huge at the comedy fests but yet to make it big. He's funny though :)
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Bulld0g 24 Sep 2008, 11:06
:D made me laugh
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topher 24 Sep 2008, 10:13
I think you'd like Jack Dee.
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Bulld0g 24 Sep 2008, 10:52
michael mcintyre
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Thomm 24 Sep 2008, 12:04
The second one about marriage and lists cracked me up :D
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Bulld0g 24 Sep 2008, 12:18
It always makes me laugh even when i know what is coming :)
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solitude 24 Sep 2008, 11:20
"Jerry Sadowitz" - hes fucking mental hard to get some of his stuff though . heres 1
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4096673142597017908

"jimeoin" - good.

"billy connolly" all time best.

"frankie boyle" funny cunt.
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starzi 24 Sep 2008, 11:44
Lee Evens, peter kay and all def jam comedy
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Statti 24 Sep 2008, 11:55
its not rly a stan-up comic but it is definitely worth checking Tom Lehrer's songs. listen them from youtube. Pollution pollution is first one to see.
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spart 24 Sep 2008, 12:08
Lee Evans XL Tour 2005
Jimmy Carr
Jimmy Carr Live
Frankie Boyle

:DD

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Qb87oedXV-4
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sine 24 Sep 2008, 12:08
YouTube Noel Fielding too from the Mighty Boosh. The comedy is a bit out there but he's pretty quick and some of his rants are hilarious!
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