worst merc experience

As the title says: tell me about your worst merc experience?

Mine: tonight I played with some frenchies. Whole game one retard was making voices like a fucking pig ;o Quuuiii whole game omg :X Never met such a retard tbh

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lol, guess u havent played with jew.
they are the worst ever!
I played with ArchAngel- lots of useless comments and no in-game watch
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played 3o3 with hunta and some guy who was testing new sens.. he quitted after 2 minutes
we got kicked 3 times in 7minutes when searching a war
You told our mix about it!
Playing with some random young fintards back in the day. Some 'ingame leader' was insulting his teammates for the whole game, and he himself didn't have a slightest clue how to play. Huh, that was weird.
not my experience but funny thing anyway, it was some random onedaycup 3v3, and we went to server and waited for opponent, they said they are looking a merc, so their merc came and it was some known player (cant recall his nick right now), so we started playing, were setting a time about 6-7 min in sd when suddenly their merc quited. Then they said it wasn't the real one. I found out pretty hilarious, they played with a random dude like 6 mins before realizing it was not him :D
lol, it is funneh :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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reminds me of the match where InFragTes got faked at an ettv match and made a 3 man teamkill with panzer :DD
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LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
ask somebody from TAG :{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{
Once I had a french merc, and he was really scary. We wanted to play 3on3 but ... well my mate and me couldnt concentrate at all, because there were really scary screams in the background.. sounded as if an underaged girl was kept at his place against her will and she was yelling in pain. omg ! when i asked him about it, he said, it was his "brother going mad" ... well, we got another third, after first game.....
LoL please. I was sluaghtering a chicken!
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it wasn"t me !
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he was from the fritzl family?
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exactly what i thought! :DDDDDDDDDD
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Hehe reminds me of team-gr8's vent where you could hear someone's baby crying :P
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Yesterday I played 3vs3 with tosspot . His first 3vs3 in years and yes you could notice that! xD
he was even shoutcasting while playing! unbelieveble!
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What do you expect, they're French...
normally I hate to play 3v3 , because it's cheaters heaven. But one day I decided to play for fun with 2 friends. First map we won easily. Second map they had an enormous skillboost. So I commented "gg, cheetahs". I hardly finished typing and all 3 of them got kicked by pb for multihack, priceless :D
Quoteand all 3 of them got kicked by pb for multihack, priceless :D


pb ftw :)
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i once played with slarto and he was panzer or covert the whole game, he's bad at both
i hope you recovered from that
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I STILL HAVE NIGHTMARES ABOUT IT ;_;
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i had the same with jawa, he was panzering and nading me the entire map and spamming his ":DDDD" smiley :D

Was alot of fun though :)
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My strangest merc experience was with a french team. The wife's leader was in fact also in the team though she wasn't playing. But she was on TS, on another computer probably, and she was talking to their kids, who were in fact watching the pracc. And while the father was doing in game lead, she told the kids that it was time to go to bed and stuff and you could heard them disagree. I remember it was a bit strange.
the wife's leader :D
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leader's wife* indeed
Fuck it, why am I starting to be confused with the possessive ? :(
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what a family lol
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BREDGENS DZIWKO
idd, wanted to write that :)
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Usual merc experience is random euros playing the song 'n giggling <o/

Not a merc experience but I'll never forget the 30+ year old clan leader (who lived at home wi mum) have a break down & crying on vent because the clan was gonna split. Or this scouser (madeddie?) go apeshit & threaten to kill the young cerb. Vent full o' scousers, geordies 'n brummies :O)))

terminator, neo, urban, aazman, john rambo, rag, maximus, cerb, badmac, soulplayer, deadeye <3
been on vent with nevari. confirmed by perfo and azatej.
whats bad about nev?
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upload it then
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Est Time Left: 00:17:34
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you do know thats not his real voice do you:D?
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ye i know he was talking normally before, but after 10 mins he got ultra bored i guess :<

check 17:15 + some funny stuff :D
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he's a nice guy on vent :(
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I'm pretty sure me and perfo once got spree to merc but I can't remember ever playing with you.
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play the .mp3 link i gave to Kiewan, i even recorded l0l.
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Played with a merc who obviously played with humnized . ;P
some retard who kept shouting on vent, playing mg at unexpected spots during the whole match and asking for medpacks and ammo everytime "I NEED AMMO PACKS ON WEST TOWER PLEASE PLEASE FASTER, FOPS WHER ART THOU?"

fucking annoying kid
i once had a french merc and his mic was broke and when he talked it was like the devil was in him, like the exorcist (or the sounds you hear in the basement of warbell) and he kept asking on IRC if his mic was working ok,and me and Belgium hit, were saying yes cuz it was fucking funny and everytime he tried to say something we kept lolling for 5 minutes D:
Yeahh h0mer i 've played with u in the frenchies mix .
The retarted player was okko , probably overdose of weed =D
I don't merc, people are lucky enough if they get to merc for a mix I happen to play in.
Now I'm here I'd like to say SNB will win EC. :)
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ye we fucking fullholded you on radar and supply NOOB :DDDDD <3
I once played with a merc called bamZe.. omg what a noob! :C
I was watching a practice game between cdap pi/polar and one of hummels teams - I think it was the season they came first. Anyway, one of the players lagged out and I was asked to finish the half for hummel's team.

They set a good defence time and broke polars first stage defence on Braundorf in the first or second rush, so there was quite a lot of time left to win the map. I wasn't given any vent details and simply told in broken English (through team chat) to follow hummel side as a medic.

After like 10 minutes of doing exactly the same thing over and over again, I began to question the intelligence of some EC players. I didn't even have the worst stats either. Which just reinforced my opinion - "....lol".
dont play alot but probably when someone connects to a server then gets kicket by punkbuster and like that 10 times in a row and saying wtf is wrong with this shit fuck gaytard aids carfire game.
More from mixes than mercing but my first mix was with some random polish people who asked "who wants a mix" on a polish pub. It was a horrible atmosphere on TS (I wonder why most of polish guys still use this shit and not vent), when I said on sd that "defuse, its clear" there was no response and no one was defusing so i thought they didnt hear and said it once again and the responce was "shut the fuck up, im going there ffs you cunt!". After that I decided not to stick with polish ET scene :P

Also we once had a dutch kid in an ABONPTMW mix who was around 13 and was yelling about random things on vent and started to tk so we kicked him so he started to scream with full voice on vent. Geez the retard. As far as I remember his nickname was reactic or something.

Also feel free to ask Kazzuja for mercing if you want to hear loads of bullshit spoken with a kiddy voice on comms :P

/e: BREGDENS DZIWKO!!
played with 5 polaks on ts.....
LOEL THAT MUST HAVE BEEN WEIRD E ALII
mietje :<
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