o my god :(

This shit can't be happening.

Last night I made dinner at 7 o'clock or something and I locked everything and went upstairs to game and sleep. I woke up at aprox 2 o'clock and took a shower. I turned on my PC and browsed the internetz.

Suddenly I heard voices downstairs, which is quite weird since my roommate wasn't coming home this week. So I went down and saw an older woman and an older man who were kinda discussing. I was like wtf who are they and they told me they were the parents of my housekeeper (the dude me and my friend rent the house from).

Then I noticed a strange smell, and wtf, the whole floor was wet and it smelled like shit. The goddamn toilet fucked up and shit and piss and water was all over the floor. Fucking fucking fuck. The goddamn housekeeper's parents come checking in for the first time ever to see how it goes and what they find is shit and water all over the house.

Goddammit, I wanted to go home today :-(

Seems like i got some work to do, cheer me up please :-(

EDIT: I love you, you bunch of goddamn assholes :D