Im not a virgin , anymore

Heya guys , yesterday it was my 45th birthday , and i got laid. Im so freaking happy , so im goint to tell u what exactly happened
1. I was drinking my apple juice , and eating a donut , then suddenly a midget girl walked in. I got boner , and i went to the bathroom . I squeezed my dong , till it was dry, then i went down the stairs .
2. I was kinda pissed , so i took more tougher drink - carrot juice and after that , i was really wasted .
3. The midget was drinking shit , so it kinda was love from the 1st sight. I went near her , and i grab that ass , like it was a pineapple . She liked it , and she grabbed my dong . Then we went to the sellar , and i fucked her like a pidgeon.
NB! DOGGYSTYLE IS NOT A STYLE!
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great success
HIGH FIVE!!
:DD
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you are a cunt
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Holy shit , a new achievement , butchji aka GOGGLE replied to my comment
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he replied in your journal... there is a difference !!!!!!
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wtf @ GOGGLE?? hahahaa this guy is humorist! XDDDDDDDDDD
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lol he is not mystic
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better get laid someday than never m8 :D
hahahahaa wtf! :DD
"and i fucked her like a pidgeon." omg i can't stop laughing! XDDDDDDDDD
u r not a virgin?

how was the butt sex? did ur ass still aches?
get the hell out
Gratz, i hope my first time will look exactly like that !!!!!!!
Gary . wheres Bob?
If somebody wants some tips, l free to ask , and u can also ask Gary
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u has naiz achievements
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iz u a highskiller from ze foeture?:<
iz u a faggioz boyz , from ze mirrorz ?
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hilarious xD
Its not me in the picture
[img|left]http://www.seganerds.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/20080328nerdcast15.jpg[/img]
ahhhahahahh^^
Inspiring...
like a virgin....touched for the very first time like viiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirgin *sing*

nice song tbh
ITS MYSTIC
"and i grab that ass , like it was a pineapple . She liked it , and she grabbed my dong . Then we went to the sellar , and i fucked her like a pidgeon."

got to be a troll, funneh one tho
I actually lolled with reading this

hardly every get that
lol pigeon :D
I fucked a parrot if thats where your coming from?
and i fucked her like a pidgeon
lolol
Real Name: Kalvi
Age: 66 ( 16 January 1942 )
oh,i get it,u was in the animal "business" before
HAHAHAAHHA CAN'T STOP LAUGHING, THIS IS SUM PRETTY PHUNNY SHIT M8S
Estonia EURUZ @fakeaccount, obviously !!
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