Im not a virgin , anymore
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16 Oct 2008, 19:45
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Heya guys , yesterday it was my 45th birthday , and i got laid. Im so freaking happy , so im goint to tell u what exactly happened
1. I was drinking my apple juice , and eating a donut , then suddenly a midget girl walked in. I got boner , and i went to the bathroom . I squeezed my dong , till it was dry, then i went down the stairs .
2. I was kinda pissed , so i took more tougher drink - carrot juice and after that , i was really wasted .
3. The midget was drinking shit , so it kinda was love from the 1st sight. I went near her , and i grab that ass , like it was a pineapple . She liked it , and she grabbed my dong . Then we went to the sellar , and i fucked her like a pidgeon.
NB! DOGGYSTYLE IS NOT A STYLE!
1. I was drinking my apple juice , and eating a donut , then suddenly a midget girl walked in. I got boner , and i went to the bathroom . I squeezed my dong , till it was dry, then i went down the stairs .
2. I was kinda pissed , so i took more tougher drink - carrot juice and after that , i was really wasted .
3. The midget was drinking shit , so it kinda was love from the 1st sight. I went near her , and i grab that ass , like it was a pineapple . She liked it , and she grabbed my dong . Then we went to the sellar , and i fucked her like a pidgeon.
NB! DOGGYSTYLE IS NOT A STYLE!
:DD
"and i fucked her like a pidgeon." omg i can't stop laughing! XDDDDDDDDD
how was the butt sex? did ur ass still aches?
If somebody wants some tips, l free to ask , and u can also ask Gary
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iz u a highskiller from ze foeture?:<
nice song tbh
got to be a troll, funneh one tho
hardly every get that
lolol
Age: 66 ( 16 January 1942 )