you have to learn ! :~>

by OfficerCohen • 25 Oct 2008, 12:15 • Journals
when you are being arrested on the road, you prolly gonna pay a fine of how much?
250euro? more?

ALWAYS PUT 100EURO OR A LILBIT MORE OR LESS IN YOUR driver license, its a world wide rule, that when a police man arrest you, he ask for your driver license and see the 100euro, he will take them and let you go 8D

random picture: in my profile :~>
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mini 25 Oct 2008, 13:15
dunno i dont do driving unless its on my feet
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sol 25 Oct 2008, 13:16
That only works in corrupt shit holes.
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OfficerCohen 25 Oct 2008, 13:18
policeman: "hmm i earn as much as shit, and i arrest lots of ppl everyday..., why not making few hundreds of euros?!"
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Ney 25 Oct 2008, 13:26
Hezjbolla!
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OfficerCohen 25 Oct 2008, 13:31
hezb=party
allah=allah :XD

party of god

hezballah

>: D
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Ney 25 Oct 2008, 13:33
party of allah*
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OfficerCohen 25 Oct 2008, 13:34
of god you cunt
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Ney 25 Oct 2008, 13:35
Where does the cohen stand for in your name?
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OfficerCohen 25 Oct 2008, 13:36
what
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Ney 25 Oct 2008, 13:43
Ok, ill try this at a childish level:

Your name, consists our of 2 parts: Cohen/TheoDor, the first part of your name is Cohen, where does it stand for?
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OfficerCohen 25 Oct 2008, 13:48
cohen/theodor is my nick at this online website
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tjiube 25 Oct 2008, 13:54
family name i guess -> Job Cohen :D
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Deactivated5446 25 Oct 2008, 14:45
"Where does the name stand for" doesn't make any sense in the first place, you retard.
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Ney 25 Oct 2008, 14:47
If you litterary translate it into dutch it does, so hence you crappy yerman cancertard
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Deactivated5446 25 Oct 2008, 17:32
Why do you expect someone from Israel, who uses a language with a totally different syntax to understand, then?
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Ney 25 Oct 2008, 18:05
Because the sentence explains itself nazi
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anzz 25 Oct 2008, 18:50
silence...

and the nazi's failed once again!
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Ney 25 Oct 2008, 18:53
Agree, the nazi failed!
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anzz 25 Oct 2008, 18:48
allah is giving a party?
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OfficerCohen 25 Oct 2008, 19:39
beers on de house :~>
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anzz 26 Oct 2008, 02:58
:DDD
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OfficerCohen 26 Oct 2008, 11:07
hey hey he brings also 72 virgins =DDDD

8DDD
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anzz 26 Oct 2008, 12:48
virgins are rubbish
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neve 25 Oct 2008, 13:19
in italy police arrest u and takes 100 euros np
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Lazio 25 Oct 2008, 13:20
:DD
1-0 for policeman
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Lover 25 Oct 2008, 13:21
why would i give him 100 euro?
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OfficerCohen 25 Oct 2008, 13:22
or pay 250euro at station gg
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Lover 25 Oct 2008, 13:25
cant pay that much here tho
if they take ur licence,u can sue them and get it back and after 30 days the judge will say if they can take it or not(they can only if the have a radar pic or some witness
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OfficerCohen 25 Oct 2008, 13:28
Sorin :'(
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Lover 25 Oct 2008, 13:29
Ishai :)
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OfficerCohen 25 Oct 2008, 13:33
gypsys dont have a car to drive :p
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Lover 25 Oct 2008, 13:39
gypsys have better cars than the romanians.they go in all the Europe,do only bad (steal,prostitution etc.) and they come back with shit loads of money,for which they dont work).and after that fuckers give us a bad reputation in all the Europe
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OfficerCohen 25 Oct 2008, 13:43
olol great buesness men they are :(
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Thomm 25 Oct 2008, 15:08
Ffs I hate gypsies.
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romah 25 Oct 2008, 13:21
or u can just give em a nice wet bj ^.^
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Lover 25 Oct 2008, 13:26
if u are gay...
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OfficerCohen 25 Oct 2008, 13:24
life?
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Ney 25 Oct 2008, 13:34
All these missiles flying arround, I feel really sorry for you :'<
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OfficerCohen 25 Oct 2008, 13:35
look at my profile on pictures, 1000$ if you spot 1 missile :XD
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Deactivated7001 25 Oct 2008, 13:48
When I clicked on 'Picture of the most importent place for me', I expected some pictures of crossfire. :(
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OfficerCohen 25 Oct 2008, 13:50
i was sure you know me better than that !=(
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Thomm 25 Oct 2008, 13:25
It depends on the money you are making. Biggest fine in Finland has been about 600 000€ if I remember correctly.
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Lover 25 Oct 2008, 13:27
u are rich people.u guys can pay 600 000 euro on the spot
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Nemesis- 25 Oct 2008, 15:25
sounds like they're getting paid too much if you ask me...
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Hopea 25 Oct 2008, 13:25
n00b
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OfficerCohen 25 Oct 2008, 14:01
all those damn poros
their police is the most currepted in the world and they trying to ignore it :(
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fabuloz 25 Oct 2008, 13:27
he can take these 100 e and ask for 250 more. if u say him he stole ur 100 e, he will lie "wat a u talking about..."
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OfficerCohen 25 Oct 2008, 13:29
bring a meight to support you 8D
or truth detector
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pulp 25 Oct 2008, 13:31
The stupid thing of it is that ur more often arrest for a usual check up without any bill to pay .
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OfficerCohen 25 Oct 2008, 13:32
so take the money out -x-x-
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razya 25 Oct 2008, 13:42
in france they take the 100 e and put you in jail
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smokey151 25 Oct 2008, 13:42
in belgium they would fine you more for trying to bribe
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oldvid 25 Oct 2008, 13:43
why would you be arrested on the road? : /
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OfficerCohen 25 Oct 2008, 13:45
because i ride on a bycicle :XD
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oldvid 25 Oct 2008, 13:46
lollers, well try to avoid putting the dynamo on or some :P

edit: ofcourse the shoot n run tactics could be aplied here >:D
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ED 25 Oct 2008, 13:46
only in israel and japan mainly
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fredd 25 Oct 2008, 13:51
did you come up with that by yourself?
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OfficerCohen 25 Oct 2008, 13:52
nope, everyone know that :o
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stormy 25 Oct 2008, 14:04
I WONDER WHY THIS WORK IN JEWLAND
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OfficerCohen 25 Oct 2008, 14:07
maybe because we are not stupid enough to get g-line by other jews 8DDD
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stormy 25 Oct 2008, 14:13
this makes no sense bloody flaming monkeyass I'll give your balls to my cat and have you watch him juggle with them eating them
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OfficerCohen 25 Oct 2008, 14:15
olol poor kid got g-line for a whole day 8D
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fra 25 Oct 2008, 14:29
rofl that was almost as random as you
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sikota 25 Oct 2008, 14:45
you will be fucked more when they consider that as a bribe
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Nonix 25 Oct 2008, 15:08
"when you are being arrested on the road"

for what ? killing people ?
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sAKUNAATTORI 25 Oct 2008, 15:36
ehh, speeding? Drunk driving? Sounds familiar?
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Nonix 25 Oct 2008, 17:57
I doubt they would arrest you for driving fast lol
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sAKUNAATTORI 25 Oct 2008, 18:09
Like driving 350 on a 100 km/h road? Dunno, maybe they just tap you on the back and give you a ticket.
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Fex 25 Oct 2008, 15:27
or you wanted to be funny and failed
or you're a retard

choose wisely
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k1pa 25 Oct 2008, 15:28
or he takes the money with him and still lets you pay the fine
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anzz 25 Oct 2008, 18:54
your bed is a couch aswell? poor you..
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