little joke corner

by Skazi • 27 Oct 2008, 20:36 • Journals
Boy asks his granny, "Have you seen my pills, they were labeled 'LSD'?"

Granny replies, "Fuck the pills, have you seen the dragon in the kitchen?!"
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OfficerCohen 27 Oct 2008, 20:37
granny tranny :o)
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sAKUNAATTORI 27 Oct 2008, 20:41
How many jews can you fit in a VW Beetle?
54, two in the front, two in the back, and fifty in the ashtray.
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tjiube 27 Oct 2008, 20:58
hhaaha made me smile
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Trevize 27 Oct 2008, 21:06
check my profile, you won an award :D
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sAKUNAATTORI 27 Oct 2008, 21:09
Oh man you make me feel special
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xeoxis 27 Oct 2008, 20:40


A tomato
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duNzy 27 Oct 2008, 20:41
i laughed so much that i instantly farted
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taZnator 27 Oct 2008, 20:41
What's the difference between jew and pizza

Pizza doesn't scream in the oven :D
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kazzam 27 Oct 2008, 22:16
This actually goes below the belt ...
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jetro 27 Oct 2008, 20:43
How does the vagina look of a 80-year old woman, after you had sex.

Ever saw a bulldog eating yoghurt?
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TheDuck 27 Oct 2008, 20:48
kek nice one :D
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seconddd 27 Oct 2008, 20:48
it's red and can fly

tomatocopter >.>
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Flashi 27 Oct 2008, 20:53
i have a great one

anyone ask if i am an orange.
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sAKUNAATTORI 27 Oct 2008, 20:53
are you orange? This better be racist joke......
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darnok 27 Oct 2008, 20:54
What's the difference between a nigger and a snow tire?
A snow tire doesn't sing when you put chains on it.



There is a nigger and a spic in a car, who's driving?
The cop.



Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling?
He doesn't know he's black.
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sAKUNAATTORI 27 Oct 2008, 20:56
oh shit the first one ========DDDDDDD
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gari 27 Oct 2008, 20:54
ur mother is so stupid, she always tries to walk on the left way in super mario 2D
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Skazi 27 Oct 2008, 20:54
what's the resemblence between turks and sperm?

They come with thousands, and only one is working.
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seconddd 27 Oct 2008, 20:58
hahahaha, racist >.<
funny anyway
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sAKUNAATTORI 27 Oct 2008, 21:00
Actually this one doesnt contain racism, its 100% true :D
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Gewerengerrit 27 Oct 2008, 20:55
It's yellow but you can't see it!

a banana around the corner.
-.-
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sAKUNAATTORI 27 Oct 2008, 20:56
gtfo with these stupid ass jokes
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Gewerengerrit 27 Oct 2008, 21:00
you don't like the banana?:< you racist!
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jetro 27 Oct 2008, 20:58
It's green, and if you eat it, you're dead














































A pool table
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darnok 27 Oct 2008, 20:59
Two muffins are in the oven. One looks over and says, "Gee, don't you think it's hot in here?" and the other muffin says, "AAAAHHH!!!! A talking muffin!!!"
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juA 27 Oct 2008, 21:42
image: shesawoman1
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Jimriniho 27 Oct 2008, 21:47
:DDD is it ur assignment?
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juA 27 Oct 2008, 21:54
no :P but its brilliant :D
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temo 27 Oct 2008, 22:24
What a fucking retard u are.
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Inscr 27 Oct 2008, 22:36
ur mom is such a fatty, she needs navigation to get to her own vagina..
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