embarrassing failures :~>

by OfficerCohen • 27 Oct 2008, 22:17 • Journals
yep
just got a call from my meight, told me his biggest embarrassing failure ever 8D
he is working as a life guerd in a hotal pool, and there is a female worker VERY VERY VERY HOT working there also
he was stuck in my city and needed someone from the hotal to give him a ride, and since he only have her phone number he called her few times while yelling (since it was important) "Taani kvar YA-BAT ZONA !!!!!!!"
(translation: pick up the phone you doughter of a bitch)
then he heard
"Ata karata li ashshav BAT-ZONA?!"
"did you just called me doughter of a bitch" :XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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destiny 27 Oct 2008, 22:19
lolz :D :~>
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OfficerCohen 27 Oct 2008, 22:22
tomorrow dont forget !!!
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senn 27 Oct 2008, 22:20
it's not like he had any chance with her anyway
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OfficerCohen 27 Oct 2008, 22:21
she is russian...
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duNzy 27 Oct 2008, 22:38
VERY HOT AND RUSSIAN?!

SOMETHING IS WRONG HERE , RIGHT THEOJEW?
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OfficerCohen 27 Oct 2008, 22:42
i was implying that russian girls are whores :~D
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AnnieMac 27 Oct 2008, 22:21
hihihihihihi :DDDD
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OfficerCohen 27 Oct 2008, 22:23
timen :~>
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AnnieMac 27 Oct 2008, 22:24
theodor ! :O
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OfficerCohen 27 Oct 2008, 22:24
share your embarrassing failure :(
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AnnieMac 27 Oct 2008, 22:26
puh, id have to think and im actually not in the mood.
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OfficerCohen 27 Oct 2008, 22:27
come on
there is no such thing not in the mood
go be sad in your dark corner >:(
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AnnieMac 27 Oct 2008, 22:28
great, i just cut myself and its ur fault.
get lost
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OfficerCohen 27 Oct 2008, 22:29
want me to cut myself too? :O(
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AnnieMac 27 Oct 2008, 22:33
no no its fine.
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rize 27 Oct 2008, 22:22
fake
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OfficerCohen 27 Oct 2008, 22:23
your tits are fake
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rize 27 Oct 2008, 22:33
i have already 2nd size :D
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OfficerCohen 27 Oct 2008, 22:40
what?
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rize 27 Oct 2008, 23:02
i have 2nd muscle tits size
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OfficerCohen 27 Oct 2008, 23:05
there are things you keep for yourself dude :ddd
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Skazi 27 Oct 2008, 23:07
Once upon a time a powerful Emperor of the Rising Sun advertised for a new Chief Samurai. After a year, only three applied for the job: a Japanese, a Chinese and a Jewish Samurai.


"Demonstrate your skills!" commanded the Emperor.


The Japanese samurai stepped forward, opened a tiny box and released a fly. He drew his samurai sword and *Swish!* the fly fell to the floor, neatly divided in two!


"What a feat!" said the Emperor. "Number Two Samurai, show me what you do."


The Chinese samurai smiled confidently, stepped forward and opened a tiny box, releasing a fly. He drew his samurai sword and * Swish! * Swish! * The fly fell to the floor neatly quartered.


"That is skill!" nodded the Emperor. "How are you going to top that, Number three Samurai?"


Number Three Samurai, Obi-wan Cohen, stepped forward, opened a tiny box releasing one fly, drew his samurai sword and *Swoooooosh! * flourished his sword so mightily that a gust of wind blew through the room. But the fly was still buzzing around!


In disappointment, the Emperor said, "What kind of skill is that? The fly isn't even dead."


"Dead, schmead," replied the Jewish Samurai. "Dead is easy. Circumcision... THAT takes skill!"
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OfficerCohen 27 Oct 2008, 23:09
this is also one of the things you keep to yourself =D
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brumu 27 Oct 2008, 22:27
dont try to trick us jew!
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OfficerCohen 27 Oct 2008, 22:28
and i tried to help you with your pb problem !
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brumu 27 Oct 2008, 22:30
well still cant play more then 5 minutes :C, it seems i will have to reformat and get a new windows.. its fucking crazy shit how much pb can fuck you up in strange ways xl
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OfficerCohen 27 Oct 2008, 22:32
install vista ultimate sp1 64bit
perfect !!!!
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brumu 27 Oct 2008, 22:36
LOL R U KIDDING? trust me my friend get the latest windows xp SP3 performance edition, its only 148 mb :).. thats the one i am getting
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OfficerCohen 27 Oct 2008, 22:41
got many problems with sp3
with this vista havent got 1 problem...
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its faster :p

but have fun :~>
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pietje666 27 Oct 2008, 22:29
so she answered in english?
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OfficerCohen 27 Oct 2008, 22:31
"karata li bat zona ? :"("
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BBQ 27 Oct 2008, 22:30
nice pic, nice face
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stownage 27 Oct 2008, 22:32
nice random pic, thats why i clicked on this journal thx :>
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OfficerCohen 27 Oct 2008, 22:41
what about the fail?
why no one share their fail !
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Jimriniho 27 Oct 2008, 22:34
..somehow... theodor.. always finds good pics..

google?
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OfficerCohen 27 Oct 2008, 22:40
ex-girlfriends 8D
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Deactivated5446 27 Oct 2008, 22:42
Roberta Murgo, still.
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Deactivated5446 27 Oct 2008, 22:41
My story is less embarrassing but a humorous anecdote nonetheless. Me and a few lads were at a friends house planning our vacation and having a few drinks, so it was very convenient her parents weren't at home. Like I said, we had a few drinks, causing me to lose control over my kleptomaniac self so I did something I had never done before: I stole something. Well, it was nothing more than a pack of batteries I stumbled upon looking out for more booze, but still a decent start for my carreer as a thief. I had no regrets taking them as they fitted perfectly into the lamps I had on my bike. I knew this robbery would make the streets safer. But my night didn't end just then. The search for more alcoholic beverages was crowned with success, which unfortunately, had me ending up throwing up in the toilet. Not one of my proudest moments, but I had to share that information with you to keep track of the story. I don't fully remember the rest of the night, remembrance sets in waking up on a couch with three of my mates (all clothed, just for the record). One of them took a brief glimpse into a nearby flower tub, in which a fluid, not unlike a mixture of soil and water seemed to reside. He jokingly said "Did you throw up in here, too?" on which I replied "Ohyeahshitthatwasmetoo." This story ends with me cleaning the flower tub before the girl could notice but also having a nice pack of batteries lying on my table which I didn't dare to use yet because I'm waiting for the perfect moment to put them back to their original place where they belong. I indeed am the worst thief ever.
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OfficerCohen 27 Oct 2008, 22:44
lol you should write books :D

my friend piss into other friend vokda :<
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Viax 27 Oct 2008, 23:35
the vodka turning yellow wasn't a hint when drinking? ;D
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OfficerCohen 27 Oct 2008, 23:40
not when you are drunk :~>
beside mr.viax, only when you dont drink, you pee is yellow :d
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Viax 27 Oct 2008, 23:49
depends on what you drink and how much ;D
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shaun 27 Oct 2008, 23:39
i always love coming home and reading a stupid journal by you:DDD
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OfficerCohen 27 Oct 2008, 23:41
they arent stupid :(

if i made 1 guy smile, then my work here is done !
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shaun 27 Oct 2008, 23:44
right when i see the :~> i always click it ;DDDD
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OfficerCohen 27 Oct 2008, 23:49
you can look in my profile--->view all journals
10+ pages of pure stupidity and fun :d
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Eddo 27 Oct 2008, 23:42
:~>
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OfficerCohen 27 Oct 2008, 23:43
made me giggle :D
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Eddo 27 Oct 2008, 23:44
giggle is a girlie word :<
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OfficerCohen 27 Oct 2008, 23:45
maybe im a girl?
hot girl waiting for my saviour :~>
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Eddo 28 Oct 2008, 01:02
your a jew... cant be hot so not worth the trouble
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OfficerCohen 28 Oct 2008, 10:11
but you still keep replying !
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Eddo 28 Oct 2008, 01:30
Ya Logem Zera
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OfficerCohen 28 Oct 2008, 10:16
kelev meshuga :(
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Eddo 28 Oct 2008, 11:32
Eema shelcha Kemo yadeit coolam mekabliem seivuv!
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