bacon ¥

by im a tree • 31 Oct 2008, 05:03 • Journals
So I started walking downstairs because I'm hungry, was gonna put the pan on and cook me up some bacon, and there is someone who I've never seen before crying in my kitchen.

What the fuck is this shit.

I need to cook dinner.

There isn't anything in my room to eat T.T

Is there a word like cockblock for bacon blocking?
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_gamboo 31 Oct 2008, 05:04
:S

e: more about this person please
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walle 31 Oct 2008, 05:09
meez are you depressed? you sound like it
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CrimZon 31 Oct 2008, 05:26
wouldnt you be depressed if you couldnt get your bacon? :<
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im a tree 31 Oct 2008, 05:30
what CrimZon said!

also, where the fuck did that come from
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CrimZon 31 Oct 2008, 05:37
im thinking he didnt get any bacon today
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cuttyP 31 Oct 2008, 05:14
get rid of the mirror in your kitchen, emo
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gambit 31 Oct 2008, 06:49
you sir, saved my day!
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OfficerCohen 31 Oct 2008, 10:22
great counter attack, rly !
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Pansy 31 Oct 2008, 05:43
any updates on the bacon? :o
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im a tree 31 Oct 2008, 05:55
bacon was successfully cooked and placed into a buttered breadcake

I guess I'll find out whatever the fuck was happening tomorrow
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Pansy 31 Oct 2008, 15:20
as long as the bacon made it safely to you all is good
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dualinity 31 Oct 2008, 07:50
damn i gotta go get myself some bacon, then I'm off to school
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KIPE 31 Oct 2008, 09:02
Finland Bacon`?
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Hexagon 31 Oct 2008, 09:07
wheres the fun in that... nudity!
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fred 31 Oct 2008, 09:11
I bet that would have solved the original problem too... just walk into the kitchen naked and start preparing your bacon. problem solved =)

Either she runs away screaming or she stops crying and gets horny. Its a win/win situation
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Hexagon 31 Oct 2008, 09:13
indeed, throwing your cock around solves most of lives problems imo :D
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fred 31 Oct 2008, 12:15
or gets you thrown in jail =) but hey, you cant win anything if you don't gamble =)
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Hexagon 31 Oct 2008, 12:17
So far, so good ;)
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Chr1s 31 Oct 2008, 09:16
I found this out the hard way, hot oil not good on your bits :(
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HellKn1ght 31 Oct 2008, 09:29
It's crying, so it must be female. Forget about the bacon and "comfort" her :>
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Biitti 31 Oct 2008, 10:11
Hello there owner ;-)

you promised to show me that you are pro rifle but I didnt see any :O
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Sheep 31 Oct 2008, 10:14
i was woken up to the sound of an imbecil having an orgasm, not my own nor a result of myself... damn those sex pests upstairs
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Nonix 31 Oct 2008, 10:21
"and there is someone who I've never seen before crying in my kitchen"

WTF? Do you live in a house ?
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