One more time

I noticed an increase in "best quotes ever" journals over the past few days. i don't really want to make another one, but i had to post this guys comment over at www.spurscommunity.co.uk . (a tottenham hotspur fan forum)

the topic title was : "If you could score one goal in a spurs shirt, what sort of goal would it be?"

Originally Posted by bomberH View Post
Score's 1-1. Penalty to Spurs last minute of CL final against Arsenal, of course.

Lehman's in goal. I take a short run up. As i'm about to shoot, i stop. I pull an oozy 9mm from my shorts and take aim at Lehman's head. BOOOOM. BOOOOOOOOOOM again as the bullets fuck him right between his eyes. He falls to the floor helplessly. I pick the ball up with my hands, run over to his half dead body while he pleads 'nooo, please noooo' and with all the strength i have, using both my hands, hammer his fucking head with the ball a thousand times until he has a ball shaped dent in his already half missing face. I then get my cock out and dickslap his forehead 61 times in honour of our double winning team. With one last show of strength, i separate his head from his neck and throw it out to Adams, who miscontrols it, obviously. I then start to penetrate Lehman's empty, blood soaked neck with my member until i shoot my load and the blood and spunk together make his insides look like thousand islands.

I then run off celebrating like a nutter even though we didn't win because the game was cancelled as a mark of respect for corpsey boy.

it takes fan rivalry to a whole new level xddddddddddddd