This book is like a godsend for our family. Two months ago we lost our house to the bank and we are as good as broke. All of us live in a trailer now. That's me, my wife and seven kids... plus my wife's parents. Food is expensive and before I got this book we were eating canned dog food four times a week to cut the cost of living.
BUT... thankfully we began to eat cum! It's been three weeks that all the boys including my father in-law, the old codger, deliver top-notch daily drainings of fresh ball sap. My wife and my mother in-law collect the milky distillate straight from our stiff meat into glass jars and store these in the fridge. Every Sunday they turn the scrumptious gook into lip-smacking cum recipes!
At first it was a little strange to guzzle down the gloppy clabber, but soon we got more than used to the salty, slimy taste of it. One time I even caught my father in-law, the old spunker, with his head in the fridge slurping down the spermatic gunk directly from the jar. If it wasn't for me janking the bottle away from him, there wouldn't have been enough cum that day to make our favorite semen porridge.
i'll nevar eat out again
by HObart B
Can sperm in taco make babby in girl stomach if she eats?
wow, im amazed how dumb people can be.
Some kind of urban myth?
by joe brown
Also makes for easy transition from breast milk to solid food for babies. Plus they're still used to the nipple so they do most of the work. "
OMG
BUT... thankfully we began to eat cum! It's been three weeks that all the boys including my father in-law, the old codger, deliver top-notch daily drainings of fresh ball sap. My wife and my mother in-law collect the milky distillate straight from our stiff meat into glass jars and store these in the fridge. Every Sunday they turn the scrumptious gook into lip-smacking cum recipes!
At first it was a little strange to guzzle down the gloppy clabber, but soon we got more than used to the salty, slimy taste of it. One time I even caught my father in-law, the old spunker, with his head in the fridge slurping down the spermatic gunk directly from the jar. If it wasn't for me janking the bottle away from him, there wouldn't have been enough cum that day to make our favorite semen porridge.
btw
"Also makes for easy transition from breast milk to solid food for babies. Plus they're still used to the nipple so they do most of the work. "
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
*runs so far away from internets
They spelled cock book wrong :(