Im an evil genius!

by Hexagon • 28 Nov 2008, 02:33 • Journals
Well, I was just outside smoking a cig, I dont really smoke but whatever...

I was looking in my mailbox, its full of fucking spam, even though I have one of those "SPAM, NO thanks!" stickers... So I thought, that fucking mailman will pay!

I'm gonna buy one of those cheesy bday cards that makes uberannoying sounds when u open them, gonna make some mods and tape it inside my mailbox... So the next time that fucker wants to put some fucking shit in there BOOOYAAAAH! In ya face stupid mailman!

I will ofcourse fuck around with all the other people who lives here too :D

So now, I encourage everyone else to do the same, feel free to make vids and get money from Break.com :D

image: 78%20Pedobear%20Strikes%20Gold
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an1mal 28 Nov 2008, 02:35
thats a norwegian polarbear...
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Deann 28 Nov 2008, 02:35
YOU HAS TWO DUTCHIES WITH YOUZ!

<3

U must be the dude in the bear suit.
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Jin 28 Nov 2008, 02:38
Wasting your time on something like that? Not a genius.
A postcard?? Not evil.


You need a car battery and a bottle of pepsi.
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Hexagon 28 Nov 2008, 02:40
And you need a brain, we cant all have what we want in life
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Jin 28 Nov 2008, 03:25
I wasn't condescending. I was inspiring!

Seriously though. You're better off with a battery. A human brain can only provide enough power for a a 25 watt bulb. Not enough to shock a postman.
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Deann 28 Nov 2008, 02:40
you're miss-reading this :o

THE BDAY TUNE CARD IS EVIL AS HELL
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brumu 28 Nov 2008, 02:44
so how come you speak english so well?
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Hexagon 28 Nov 2008, 02:47
I think I write better then I speak it tbh ;) I have been known for my extremely "good" Austin Powers impersonations when I'm drunk though :p
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brumu 28 Nov 2008, 02:49
do they teach english this good at norwegian schools? or did you go to some sort of english school?
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Hexagon 28 Nov 2008, 02:50
This is so drifting away from my evil genius skills :(
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brumu 28 Nov 2008, 03:48
your a helpless one im sorry but, hmm well just get skill, go to war or something, go to iraq get killed and comeback? call me a retard, but i speak the truth
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westi 28 Nov 2008, 08:14
no, you're speaking bullshit right now
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artlove 28 Nov 2008, 03:13
can you invent something similar to do to some fucks that got pwned in a game and filled a protest?
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Steven Seagal 28 Nov 2008, 03:25
evil... no
genius... no
:-(
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aZraeL 28 Nov 2008, 10:01
said by
image: steven_seagal

...
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clarkee_ 28 Nov 2008, 04:21
if it turnz u on....
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moldu 28 Nov 2008, 05:56
so evil!
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defOK 28 Nov 2008, 06:40
1 million dollars, "laser".
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Nemesis- 28 Nov 2008, 09:59
I thought this was an announcement that you were joining Canada Evil Geniuses, I was getting ready to congratulate you :(
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aQUTE 28 Nov 2008, 10:05
retard mailman? place some of these:
image: ist2_3143716_bear_or_wolf_trap
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JobCohen 28 Nov 2008, 12:33
I always like the spam mail :[ I hate my mom for putting the same sticker on our door (because she's a shop-o-holic) and our mailman for insisting to listen to it and not just ignore it and throw some in our box anyway.
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