attantion whore ! :~>

so...
i was banned for 1 month :O
what did we have?

i got new isp :~>
optic firbers ftw no more lags or ping :O

well few days ago, a lightning bolt stroke my electricity pole outside my house :O
fried my modem+router+computer :XD
lucky me they were all new, so np for getting all of them new for free from the shop and provider :~>
btw those power guys are fucking lions :O
came in 1am in a middle of a blizzard storm in order to fix that electricity pole :(

now what i want to share and show off :<<<

few days ago...i got a desk job :(((
now im sure you gonna ask how it was cuz im use to physical jobs :XD
and i can tell you this :O
now i know how its feel to be european faggot :DDD
10 hours working per day, only like 1 hour actually working, the rest is playing on the internet or msn or icq or both :XD

well the credit is for my boss :<
since my boss's boss is my mother :XD

im working in a goverment facility one of a kind in israel :O
which work with the army :(
my job since im a kid is to copy papers of ppl >:D
their life record etc

sooooooo
since everyone there work with my mother for more than 20 years and they know me since i was 3 years old cuz my mother always took me to her working place few times when i was a child :D
none of them giving me orders :D
or telling me what to do :DDDDDDDDDD
and even more than that, the manager of man power, is a good friend :O
hes 40+ years old, have a family with 2 kids and a wife :>
was in the army and reservasion for 25 years :XD in a combat unit always telling me story
hes a FAN OF COMPUTER GAMES
so he asked me from where i download games and i told him warez-bb and torrent leech and since torrent leech is close for registration i told him to buy rs account :O
then i showed him and he was like "lol its great, you want one too?"
*while taking out his credit card :XDDDD*

i said yes but i told him to wait till next week so next week im gonna have rs account :XD

and after that he bought me kebab and cola and corason :XD

damn european faggots, desk job is fun :D

edit: saw a group of americans tourists :D
few of them were fucking damn hot :OO
few where damn fat like those fat americans on tv :<
so me and my friends have this thing for americans :o
we talk to them in nigga slang xD
i told them "yo yo sup niggers wassap wassap"
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1 month ban for wat D:
its not me who pick anti-Semitic admins !
Parent
Oh go on then...

who are the anti-semitic admins...?
Parent
there are only 2 =(
1 post nazi flag and curse jews in the past
and the other is even worse
Parent
I'll ask again. Who?
Parent
i already report all those to tosspot
you can ask him

im afraid i will get another warnings and large amount of points
Parent
re-ban this character ? :]
pls get banned for 1 month again
but i gave you roberta murgo :(
Parent
Too many smileys
i heard all young ppl use them
Parent
Usually people end sentence with "." not "<insert random smiley>"
Parent
when you send a sexy sms to a girl, you either end with 2 "."
or a smily :D
so you can end a sentence with smily :(
Parent
thnx for making me notice the smileys:[
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fucking care
fucking care
great english skills
its an internet page
how the fuck you hear noise from it
not more than you or killerboy
you will press the (+) anyway you weak person
and again...

retarded is when you ignore me in order to not see my comments, and press the (+) anyway

=D
normally you dont read them? :XD
well if i have serious issues, i wonder what you have
dont care about faggots like him
i bought new awsome lacoste shoes :XD
Parent
:DD puma ftw imo
Parent
yea but lacoste are rly nice for going out with ppl etc :<
Parent
wb jew :DD
i only went for 5 minutes to shave :o
Parent
welcome back<3 :~>
i have re-decorate my room
so i dont have all those cables anymore :(
Parent
mr. government agent, welcome back to cf
ur such a muppet its untrue.
slob on my knob !
Parent
finally ! no more good movement wooopieee XD
its my good movement !
Parent
Somebody shoot him..
poxy punter
HI2U theodor
hi dualinity :D
Parent
did you do any studies to get that job, or are you just the copymachine slut? :D
Parent
my mother is 1 rank below the CO of the facility D:
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Parent
thats nice, but we all know that isn't your mom
Parent
oh noes :O
i just wanted to give you nice picture :D
Parent
thanks, ill put this in my profile, you can consider us even now
Parent
i have considered it as valid payment for what i have for you in the future
Parent
why :D
smileys :O
behind :(
every :XD
line? :~<
ever sent sexy sms to girls? :<
Parent
smileys make you sexy? :DD
Parent
no
but
girls have this thing to write lots of smilies in their sms
and lol they expect to recive smilies also :DDD

its like
girl: ":) are you awake? :):)"
me: "now that you woke me up yes...:):)"
girl: ":):) hehe sry :D what are you doing? :):).."
me: "GTFO MY CELLPHONE"
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:D umm yeah but I prefer calling
Parent
thats because you are old

i refer only to young girls... :*

edit: and sexy
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lucky me finally!!!
Parent
:DDD
but i prefer you cuz your age !
it means you are experienced > all !!!
Parent
not to smiley spamming sluts :(
Parent
but they are all like that :(
Parent
that's why you live in the 3rd world! ;D
Parent
i live in israel
3rd world countries dont have 3rd and a half generation cell phones !
Parent
how old are the girls that u text with?

No1 i knows uses that much fucking dumb smiley's except for <3..
Parent
around 18 to 26 :(
all girls love to send smilies ffs !
Parent
im talking about real girls, not some 0909 girls...
Parent
fat jew. foad.
razbo sup :D
my work is even useless than your work :D
Parent
i can see the photoshop :/
Parent
why all girls must add smilies into their sms, whyy !!
Parent
ban again please too many smileys :D XD ;o) x) <:) lolol
A blizzard in Israel... you liar!
ice fell down from the skies :O
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HI ISHAI

KANES LA ARUZ SHELI ANI NIHNAS LE SHELHA!!!!!!
HI ISHAI

IF YOU JOIN MY CHANNEL I WILL JOIN YOURS!!!!
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leave me in your mother
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aba shelha boten
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your dad is peanut
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your dad is hatzil :D
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luckyone ! :<
you want to be my assistant? :D
Parent
So that's what you meant when you said you were going to the army: to have a desk job :D:D:dd
never !
army is for eating sand
and sleeping with the snakes !Q
beside due to my physical profile (97-highest)
i cannot go to desk job duty :DDD
insta combat unit :(
Parent
No idea what you mean with your physical profile : D
Parent
before you go to army they check you
physical check
then you get a profile which is number
97-is the highest=no problems, healthy and strong as a horse
21-leokino, bye bye from army :(
Parent
Ahh, that kind of check, I know what you mean now D:
I'd like to try the marine corps training course, it's quite deadly \o/
Parent
marines in america?
or uk have marines too? :D
anyway if its in america, you will train some time in israel
in secret facility by israeli soldiers :D
Parent
US marine corps :>
Parent
but you take pictures of flowers :(
Parent
I have no camera at the moment, gimme 1 week and I'll take one for you <3
Parent
lol :D
i want a pink and yellow flower :)

i failed to find the topic with marines soldiers being trained by israeli soldiers in "Adam's facility" in israel :(
Parent
he wants you... obviously
yes
omg all those years me and my friends invite eachother to eat and drink was just a cover for major fag party :O
Parent
It all makes sense now! :D
Parent
i shouldnt sit with my friends over a nestea bottle !
Parent
you already said that in #smexy yesterday..im jealous
goten tag theoDor! your mum still got a job for me?
Parent
oh god....
retard get a serious job, there are 251milions peoples starving and u have 30euros per hour for nothing!!!11
...And you work as?
Parent
i work hard for low money so its ok!
Parent
but you have czech girls :<
Parent
money > czech girls :P
(actually not but with money u can have them)
Parent
also with 'expensive' words ;)
Parent
such as, fuck, shag, anal, oral, suck, swallow, bitch, slut, skanky whore, hoe etc etc ?:D
Parent
i meant smooth talking :D
like

does your father is a terrorist?
then she say "no why"
and you reply "then how he create a bomb like you"
Parent
Quotei was banned for 1 month :O

NOT ENOUGH
Don't worry, artloves just being a mamzer shalam! :~>
Parent
mamzer shalam :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Parent
I study hebrew for 5 years and you mock my attempts?! :~<

Nim'as li, mtsots li ta'zain. Toda!

:~>>
Parent
i laugh cuz its old school word "mamzer" :(((

you can suck my dick too, fucking "curse in every laguage website" user !
Parent
Noes, Artlove teaches me on comms!
Parent
no one in israel write ' in the middle of the word in hebrew-english
only in those lame websites !!!
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admit it, or suffer the torture of THE MOSSAD !
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:~O

I'll never admit it, never!
Parent
then you leave me no choice...
say hello to our death squad from me :~O
Parent
WTF THIS SUPOST TO MEEN
Parent
1 month was too fucking short!
it felt like eternity !
Parent
You saw hot american, hot american saw a terrorist.
i was bigger than all of them :()
americans will never see in someone bigger than them a terrorist :O
Parent
Now i have to say that i don't have a smallest clue of what you said
Parent
how about new dreams? XD
last night i had this FUCKING WOW dream on Olga :~>
Parent
to long to read
start reading few sentences
you wont sry for that
Parent
i add few smilies so it would be easy for the eyes ;)
Parent
sounds like a nice job
if you watch in my profile, pictures of the most important place for me
you will see a large facility on the sea, this is the place :DD
i have a full view on the sea and ships ^_^
while listening to http://il.youtube.com/watch?v=_SkPHcfEpgo :O
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yA looks nice !
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cant ask for more :(
well maybe the office whore :D
Parent
read the first few lines and read "optic firbers" and decided no its just to retarded to read the rest, its fiber-optic. Enjoy!
hi my fav jew <3333
:DDD
zeqq :)))

sup?
come mirc or msn

and wanna be my assistant @ work?
Parent
im working in a goverment facility one of a kind in Nigger already :(

EDIT : i will if you show me a picture of you :)
Parent
my facility is about seas and water :O
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my facility is about dick and pussy
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=D
women facility damn you !!!
Parent
news : *vilynn nude pics
and im still sry for asking them from dunz

but i did it for the lolz :~>
Parent
8D~
+ new configs / pb sucks
Parent
pb never failed me :(

never had pb lags of fps drops cuz of pb :(
Parent
-.-
jews have special right or wat ?
Parent
better comps? :'(
Parent
:< no , can't be
Parent
you finaly use the german flag and not the jap flag :D
be proud \o/
Parent
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sup brother 8D ?

tell me a good game : <
bored of lagZy ET
Parent
zLOL !!!

hmmm
red alert 3
only cuz of Dasha 8D <3

you can download the csi games ;)
Parent
ah...mh...2lazy to download now : <
gonna play empire earth or smth. against my father 8D
Parent
olol :D
pown that noob for me >:D
Parent
yeah , i'm gonna bash that motherfucker >:D
Parent
that motherfucker
result in you xD
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100 points you received ^~^"
Parent
are u going to the army :d?
yes, everyone in israel go to the army :o
Parent
one nuclear bomb and there would be a lake called israel :p (was it funny enough?)
Parent
in that case israel lunch all their nuclear missiles to all middle east and europe :~>

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuclear_weapons_and_Israel#Doctrine
Samson option ^o^
Parent
Why ? Pointless.
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yes
history of the world support your thinking !
Parent
Ye like your country can do anything against a bigger country lol
Parent
olol 6 days war
yum kipur war

all countries that attacked us were greater in number and greater in land and they attacked from all diraction zLOL
Parent
Theooooooooooooo :D how are u?:P missing u a lil bit ^^
we didnt talk sooo long;) ( btw i almost finish ur coffee xd )
:DDDDD
im like you in that hotal job
pc+internet and from time to time work :DD
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LAZY ASS! xD
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this LAZY ASS get paid very nicely !!!!!!!
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i see... xD omg so late, have to go to bed xD think that i have somthing called isonomia:( shit xd
Parent
isnt that...horrible D:?
israeli sun can heal it !
Parent
Seems like you didn't learn any english while you were gone :x
Parent
no:D my crapy english will be always same xD lerning german btw xD
Parent
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