need help in getting healthy again :<

I caught a cold /am down with influenza :'[
what are the best methods to get healthy as fast as possible again?

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vodka + pepper/lemon - may not work for the cold but it's the best method ever!
drink alot, sweat alot
hahaha hurensohn
hahaha tim you suck!
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thats one of the reason why i left vent yesterday so fast :'[
i m not sure if i m able to talk that much this evening :<

ok now i m going to start learning gk :S
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\kill and u won't feel anything anymore
the first days at crossfire are the worst i know it s hard for you but cmon not everybody is such an emo as you
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lol my other account is like 4 years old so plz don't say i'm new ;<
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drink hot chocolate

go out for 1 hour to get some fresh air


sleep early
eat a lot!
Loose virginity
warm beer (sounds disgusting but helps)
you know whats really disgusting?
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ye, ur trolling.
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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wrong, think again
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hmm drink a lot of tea, stay in bed etc :P also what i prefer is, eat some nice selfmade chickensoup with carrots and everything <3 its fucking delicious + you will feel better in nearly no time :D
hum stay in bed 1 day but, i recommend you to go to the medic :P
u can always use AIDS .. works on me
swabians never have a flu ffs
well i m just a half swabian
other half is frankian :S
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wah gtfo my eyes!
i guess your frankish side caught the flu!
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but my heart beats for swabian only! :)
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*Swabia :P
<3!
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thats what i ve meant ;)
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Boiled water + Fresh lemon juice + Some honey to compensate on the sour taste of the lemon + Captain morgan :O). Instant win!

Or just a couple of Flunitrazepam's if your heavy duty!
best method:

1) vodka + chili pepper 50 g every 2 hours.
2) get warm dresses + scarf, sothat u sweat all the time.
3) 1 hour after vodka do a cup of hot tee and breathe this steam with ur mouth. drink tee with honey slowly after it got a little bit colder.

PS: u dont need to sleep at this time. better do smth to not think about this.
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