onany tax

I decidet to write journal about onany because.. well, we dont speak about it at all.. but why? It is really normal! Everyone does, you dont have to be shy about it.
So my questions are :
1,how often do you masturbate?
2,do you like it more before/during/after match? :D

I hope I wont get any warn points, because onany is part of our lives ;-P
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get a girlfriend who does it for you, thats my tip^^
well, I asked many people about it.. and EVERYONE.. have been doing it before had girlfriend (and btw. girls does it too!!) or sometimes does it even when have gf... np
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girlfriend does it for me^^
so you have never been doing it?
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no i'm only 10 years old, she is 16.
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haha :D
what is so cool about you that she is interested in you? does she love et-cheat-busters or what? :D
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she is cod4-cheat-busters.
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ah, looks like real love
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Well, after we went to the Motel 6 (we live in a small town, thats all there was)
and it was on. We quickly undressed and got right down to business. I had to be careful, as she was a virgin and it was quite painful for her. I managed to get in there after a few minutes of trying. I only lasted about 2 minutes, but it was amazing. The best part was when we both orgasmed at the same time. I cried for a little while afterward, it was just so beautiful.
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hahahaha :D the militairy dude and his uglyfatchick ^^
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Well I am going to go join my beautiful gf in bed, please stop with the hurtful comments. We are happy and we love eachother for who we are. Someday you guys will understand what I mean.
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and than you woke up? :P
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spox isn't a girl and he's older then 16 ^^ he lied to you kboy :p
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Pansemuckl isn't a girl.
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you made my day xDDDDDDD
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just because it's normal, doesn't mean we want to discuss how we each rub our cocks. freak.
yeah, probably it doesnt mean but.. on the other hand, many of "us" are afraid of talking about it. its like you would be afraid of talking about eating or smth xD
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1) ~ 20times a day
2) during fulls
hope you dont do it in EVERY full.. would be many more, wouldnt it be?
anyways, what is your personal record? 60? :P
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and whats wrong about it?
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masturbation, wanking.. using your penis on your own xD
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you have to get the terms straight.

onan was a guy in the bible who pulled his penis out of the vagina and spilt his semen on the ground.

SO technically speaking onany is coitus interruptus.
we have a believer in our midst:D he's saying onan was the first who got out of the church before the singing
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you came 5 times during those 5months.
Whoa, how'd you figure that out?
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sperm production is carried out by meiosis, it takes up to a month to produced fully developed sperm, after these 30 days pass, the sperm has to be ejaculated. After the sperm is dumped the processes will start again and follow the same cycle.
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I like dem wet dreamz.
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hope your bro doesn't sleep in the same bed during that wet dream :XD
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i rub my dick against a toaster
It's against my religion.
oh,lol,really? :D
which religion forbid onany?
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I have sex with my teddybear.
does he like it as much as you??
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It's a she.
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oh yeah ofc sorry :p
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actually , and this is NO JOKE AT ALL, i once knew someone who modified his teddybears and other stuffed animals with holes (like fleshlights) so he could fuck them.

weirdo! :D
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That's totally normal.
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I have to admit, i masturbate quite regularly, once every hour or so. Reminds me of a rather amusing story actually, which i'm sure you'd all be delighted to read:

One day during the summer, i had no money, no friends etc. so i decided to stay inside and play computer games, but nobody was online. The house wasn't exactly empty, but i really felt like masturbating and went ahead with it anyway! So i'm sat at my desk which is right next to the corridor (proof) and just started jacking off. I didn't have any tissues, or lube or anything, just my dry hard cock and my hand, but it was okay. I hadn't masturbated in such a long time, it'd been maybe...two or three days, and i was absolutely gagging for a wank.

So anyway, i start beating off, since i'd already had a pretty solid erection. I'm thinking about this girl i wanna fuck from school. She's really young and small, so i imagined she'd have a really tight pussy. Anyway, i imagine fucking her from behind, but wasn't happy about this image just sitting in my chair, so i stand up and start thrusting in sync with my hand movements, completely naked. My mum's hoovering in the corridor but i don't really give a shit. I imagine starting to finger her clit as i'm fucking her from behind, and i starting to get really into it, i grip my shaft even tighter making the feel more realistic. I was starting to build up pretty quickly, and knew i was going to climax, and as i did, i thought of coming on her hair, since that would be so derogatory it's just fantastic. Anyway, i stick two of my fingers up my ass as far as i can just as i'm coming and my dick gets a little harder just before i spurt. I explode like a tank gun and there's ectoplasm all over my desk. Then my mum walks in and asks me for dinner. I just stand there still naked and erect. She walks out. That was one hell of a wank.
:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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whaha nice one but why put ur finger in ur ass does that make it better?? :/
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it really does, give it a try mate!
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i'll ask my girl to put her hand in my anus when i'm bout to come next time!! :D
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if you like it buy a strap-on, your girlfriend can fuck you in the ass then and youll have the most wonderfull orgasm ever.
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i'll first try the finger shit don't wanna spend money on something i don't like :O
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that is so gay
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It's easiest to do it in the shower. I've fit three in there before (with the help of shampoo).
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I see what you did there.
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kk i'll start off with just 2 then since i'm not so pro at it yet :)
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i managed to get my whole fist up their once, but it really hurt my hemoroids!
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I used to put a fist up my butt but now my asshole is so wide open I don't even have to try to get the crap out of my ass. Such a shame.
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yeah that sucks, takes the whole fun out of taking a crap :(
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I feel you man, happends to me all the time.
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WELL THAT WAS A STORY :D
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I have a talent for amazing women. Would you like to see me dance?
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amaze me x2 then
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Here's a picture of my hand.

I bet i could fit the entire thing inside your vagina.
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is it weird to jerk off when you have a girl?? :/
Depends, i like to knock my girlfriends out and then jerk off and cum on their face personally. To each their own i guess.
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can't wait till they sleep?? :D
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Nah, knocking them out is the best part.
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any tips on how to knock them out best?? do you use ur bare hands or some object??? i don't wanna kill anyone but i want their lights out in one go....
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Well, it depends on my mood. If i want to be tasteful, i'll surprise them. Last time i was with a girl i had her doing a lapdance for me. I got her to put a blindfold on and told her i wanted to fuck her while she was blindfolded, which she thought was kinky, so we got on with it. Once she had the blindfold on she was bent over her coffee table begging for me to fuck her like never before, so i thought "Hey, why not fulfil her request?". I managed to finally put to use the electric dildo i'd been keeping for a while and started fucking her with it, but as she got into it, i poured water on it so it electrocuted her. Once she was knocked out i laid her down and fucked her mouth. Put any blowjob i ever had to shame.
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wow ur the master of knocking out chicks ur so resourcefull!!!
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heard once, that a guy from the army who is there together with a friend of mine, wanked 18 times on one day!
interesting
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He should get an award. I know a french otaku that does it 1 time an hour watching code geass doujin.
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Sounds awesome, maybe you could get me in touch with him, i would love to see more CC
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you are skizo!
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wanking 8times a day

and ofc before a football match between an ET match and after a lost offi :(
water seven!
THIS IS WATAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
best journal in a long time, offcourse thx to Hentai & some other guys :D
You're welcome.
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