onany tax
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7 Dec 2008, 21:02
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I decidet to write journal about onany because.. well, we dont speak about it at all.. but why? It is really normal! Everyone does, you dont have to be shy about it.
So my questions are :
1,how often do you masturbate?
2,do you like it more before/during/after match? :D
I hope I wont get any warn points, because onany is part of our lives ;-P
So my questions are :
1,how often do you masturbate?
2,do you like it more before/during/after match? :D
I hope I wont get any warn points, because onany is part of our lives ;-P
what is so cool about you that she is interested in you? does she love et-cheat-busters or what? :D
and it was on. We quickly undressed and got right down to business. I had to be careful, as she was a virgin and it was quite painful for her. I managed to get in there after a few minutes of trying. I only lasted about 2 minutes, but it was amazing. The best part was when we both orgasmed at the same time. I cried for a little while afterward, it was just so beautiful.
2) during fulls
anyways, what is your personal record? 60? :P
onan was a guy in the bible who pulled his penis out of the vagina and spilt his semen on the ground.
SO technically speaking onany is coitus interruptus.
which religion forbid onany?
weirdo! :D
One day during the summer, i had no money, no friends etc. so i decided to stay inside and play computer games, but nobody was online. The house wasn't exactly empty, but i really felt like masturbating and went ahead with it anyway! So i'm sat at my desk which is right next to the corridor (proof) and just started jacking off. I didn't have any tissues, or lube or anything, just my dry hard cock and my hand, but it was okay. I hadn't masturbated in such a long time, it'd been maybe...two or three days, and i was absolutely gagging for a wank.
So anyway, i start beating off, since i'd already had a pretty solid erection. I'm thinking about this girl i wanna fuck from school. She's really young and small, so i imagined she'd have a really tight pussy. Anyway, i imagine fucking her from behind, but wasn't happy about this image just sitting in my chair, so i stand up and start thrusting in sync with my hand movements, completely naked. My mum's hoovering in the corridor but i don't really give a shit. I imagine starting to finger her clit as i'm fucking her from behind, and i starting to get really into it, i grip my shaft even tighter making the feel more realistic. I was starting to build up pretty quickly, and knew i was going to climax, and as i did, i thought of coming on her hair, since that would be so derogatory it's just fantastic. Anyway, i stick two of my fingers up my ass as far as i can just as i'm coming and my dick gets a little harder just before i spurt. I explode like a tank gun and there's ectoplasm all over my desk. Then my mum walks in and asks me for dinner. I just stand there still naked and erect. She walks out. That was one hell of a wank.
I bet i could fit the entire thing inside your vagina.
and ofc before a football match between an ET match and after a lost offi :(