CC5 dodgers

by GoodGuyGary • 8 Dec 2008, 13:17 • Journals

Tell me the ppl who suddenly won't be going to CC5 and their reason.

Eirik: got mugged and beaten up at a tiesto party.
twnzzy: i need to study i discovered i have a rl
slajdan: don't think it would be worth spending the money (backstabbed disposable before payment)
alexL: backstabbed by sAvage & need to save money because he's going to australia with his gf
newbje: money problem
nordaN: slajdan backstabbed me
crajsor: backstabbed disposable before payment
sAvage: money problem after getting a punishment for having illegal alcohol at home, 200euro
beAsty: money problem
jUIF: went missing on Wednesday, disappeared.

give moar and i'll update the list.

Some classic excuse:

Austria

Scorchiii:

Quote by (CDC3 excuse) on 19/09/07, 06:46:07löl i was the whole weekend sick. My parents wont let me fly if i am still sick. Now I stayed@home and tried to manage my immunsystem gg

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Are you coming?

Don't need to prove how much i sux :(

1) Have to get 4 Planes: 500Euros
2) Nazi school system, losing 2 days from school = 50% reduction from your stipends.
3) Got GCSE (A + I levels).
4) Nazi parents.

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Then add yourself to the list! :D

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but i never said i was going, i knew i coudn't make it. Was interested ofcourse just to visit and meet all the guys. Was going with CB crew or #epic-fail

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just say you are afraid of noon:<

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yeyeye

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if the polish lan will be in the summer, u will come to drink with me right?

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n1ce excuse! but rly fail :<

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as much as i hate sticking up for killerboy its true , if u go below 80% attendance for example you either get thrown out or take no stipend... think he goes to junior college dunno =s

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ye Junior College (already skipped my 12 lessons i can skip in 1 month :D)

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[mt] ara jaqlawkx il barra lol [/mt]

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we can skip those amounts of lessons per month without warnings, then we can use that exemption form, but they'll not that dumb and they'll find out if you're skipping the lessons for fun or not :D

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skipped 12 lessons.

rofl.

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Must've been time critical busts!

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a good example of a classic excuse

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because i hack

scorch=biggest retard of all times

scorch was cdc3 so whats wrong with it?

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it doesn't prevent him from being a retard

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maybe, but did you know him? i don't think so. so pls stfu thx :>

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killerboy: you are sooo stupid.

I wont come lolz no need for excuse!

WTF Eirik D:

twinzzy i need to study i discovered i have a rl

twinzzy suxx anyway so nP

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Atleast I don't cheat :D

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like me :D

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Could be ;D

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hähä

http://www.crossfire.nu/?x=forum&mode=item&id=21378

+ some other journal (dunno if he deleted it)

twinz is coming, so delete him!

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scorchi was @ cdc3

so ?

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savage @ cdc3 and crajsor @ swedish lans

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I'm not going as Ireland

sol said he would beat me up. :'(

its ok. he farmed the job out to me

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Benzine price of mijn trekker is to hoog

image: img0363lb0

haha ;D

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use your cow!

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that's what russian spys use?

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Die van mij valt wel mee hoor!

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scorchi was @ cdc3 u fail

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I saw on ettv yesterday that all your induvidual skills have droped something enormously, you better start praccing 3v3 again and focus on the 3v3 tournament. :XD

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h3h3

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WOW MOST DMG IT TELLS EVERYTHING!!!!

image: ------shot0013

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:OOOO
sure

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I bet your shitty team lost the match anyway

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They did get raped pretty badly and it didn't look like it was a very serious/intense game.

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unexpected

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nice posting pics how ur team got raged hard time :XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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ins' can't come, he said to us that he's cheating, so now Netherlands

Freedune will take his place. Netherlands

Freedune is also going for the beercontest, gl hf Maarten!!!

isnt he coming for real :D ?

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ye ...

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brother had a carcrash ?

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something like that

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i remember
it was sister car crush

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my sister, scooter accident @ rhodos

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yes scooter !!
didnt know how to say it in english so i said car D:

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omg nublet :o

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vespa !

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hmm dunno what kind it was.. but i explained it last year in journal, which i shouldnt have done... but something like that messed up the lifestyle of my whole family, and ins wasnt alowed to go by himself

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are you his brother?

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nah, rl m8

but i didnt feel like going because of the stress and stuff i had:(

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you know him irl?

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for 6 years already yeh

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mom had a haircrash

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ins is just comming, jere is making bad jokes!

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we will see :)

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i spoke to him yday. and its a rl friend of juize!

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yes he also said that hte last 2/3 LANS

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it's not like 4 times already?! maybe even 5 very soon :))

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LIES!

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hope you're kidding. he dodged to many LANS already

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well he got busted like 2 years ago when he was in kamz clan, 1st fusenlist if i remember right !

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weren't you busted aswell piece of shit french mongol!

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hmm , i was banned from esl that's all :) , cb trusted me :)

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All of the community was happy when you left...

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That was vanquish.

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still playing ?=D

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Actually I've installed ET again today, but I think it sux :p. I'm way too busy with other things atm :p.

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nhuuubb :DDDD

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heard the same, bad one : S

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ins @ CDC3

sister had carcrash
cdc4 mother had one

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who's left?

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i guess enough family to dodge the next 10 crossfire lans

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cc5 he will have one himself.

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how the fuck =DD

edit: That guy on the left is either laughing, or he has an white mustache :>

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hey thats mine ! didnt even have it myself anymore xD n1ce

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check x4jp's article (cheater at lan)

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yeah got it :D

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say hi 2 the moose!

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i see moosetoe

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add

sAvage !

money problem after punishment for having illegal alcohol at home, 200euro !

:D

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add

alexL

reason: We couldn't find 6th. :DDD

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it was my girlfriend and i go to australia some days after the lan she wouldnt understand

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:D:D:D:

no there is other reasons, but only Steen http://www.crossfire.nu/?x=user&mode=view&id=22619 knows it ! :D

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Are you actually not going after all? :DDDD

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well i really was going, paid and everything. But savage got a money problem and did not manage to fix it, so thats why u dont see our clan in any group :>

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Can't help :D-ing at this :D

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go with replay... u already payed etc.. so...

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refresh topic

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You dont have gf.. rofl...

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HAHA
and how u know that ?

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because ag0n is actually ur gf but he's not really a girl :/

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need pix for proof !

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+tits :D

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sounds very realistic.

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I knew the payment screenshot was fake....

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eh?

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öhh

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ye, I guess you're right, but if so I actually know how to fake it for the next time as well, if I decide to go ;)

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töööööööööööööööööönnnnnntttttt :DDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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fet risk!

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They search homes in Sweden for illegal alcohol? xD

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FF moneys?

k1ck too late formed to subscribe

cc5 canceled, bb ! >:D

snbattalion lol lol lol

nC'Kiewan: im afraid of getting attacked

i wont be attending to far away :S

fucking cheater die

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Cheater go away

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YOU WERE ALSO ON THE KILLERLIST!

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Cheating faggot doe in hell

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cheating kangaroo fuuuuu

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add FF & k1ck

ff: no sponsoring, not enough money
k1ck sponsoring, but too late to subscribe

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only if you find a full sponser for me and destiny

you forgot juiF.. he went missing last wednesday and we haven't heard from him since.

Thats unexpected :L
btw: whers aquila'?

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aquila wanted to go i think. but since kruger disbanded i dont think he will come either.

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arrow: cya @ cdc3

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juiF = arrow?

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Killerboy : I have to study
Finland

KIPE, there is Arsenal's game going on

Domi Addicted to WoW

nice spoiler !

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je doet toch niet retail he -.-

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ofc i paly retail

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oh god... dat je nog naar CC5 gaat : D

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why not!

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na al die 1000den verhalen van die koreaantjes
( je wilt zeker geen warning points! :D )

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chosen is always giving me warning points, i think hes visiting my profile once every day, but i see alot Germany

yermans talks yerman all day but they dont get deleted so its kinda Netherlands

racism

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oh i thought Norway

since i dont get warning points ( prob after this i will! )

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ok then its Norway

racism

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myself: I would piss in my pants knowing that butchji & mAus r just a couple meters away from me.

Anaconda scared and too low :(

nice, we replace him with Finland

mystic

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xDDDD

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Toxic is going but you arent?

Azz0r. He's in a wheelchair.

vila: i busted myself

hahahah, not funny

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lol :D

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expected from most of the list. And since juif is arrow, why would he come seriously.

I'm not coming :XD

Reason: Couldnt find a team as pro as myself ;(

afraid som30Ne will make too many bollywood movies about you on lan?

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THAT MUST BE ITz! Zondag kom je toch?

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Mart* zegt:
waarom kan je dit weekend dan niet afspreken?
leetpwner2k8 zegt:
ik heb dan al een date met 2 negers + mize ;o

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ahahahah :DDD

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or maybe afraid of all the aryans you've insulted?

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why nuggan lolz?

scrap NuggaN, add WoWatej

hi steen ! <3

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hejä aussalexL! <3

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i raped u nabs yesterday ;(

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what :D?

did not play anything yesterday ;/

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Apparently not enough cuz we won.

But yes, you were good with rifle :)

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hehe LUCKERS ! ;D

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add

Worm, I fucked him to hard in the ass after the concert last weekend.. it's still bleeding..

xDDDDD

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Eirik: got mugged and beaten up at a tiesto party.

Can't be real :D , there was lots of ppl there .. why him? You got some photos?

seen pics @ IRC! but you shouldnt be talking mr cheater

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sorry , ET is just waste of time , can't pay a lan . And never cheated Mr unknow

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I was supposed to go before anything was "decided", but sure :)

I'll go to cc6 if that happens! It was a bad month to put cc6 on, 10 days before christmas etc :) And december must be the most expensive month :)

I'll go to cc7 if that happens!

I'll go to cc8 if that happens!

I'll go to cc9 if that happens!

I'll go to cc20 if that happens!

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Fun4u.

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you suck anyway who would have high expectations of you on lan :XD

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Apparently Killerboy what u can see, cuz I'm on the list, i dont think anyone would care if a random decided not to go to the lan.

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wasnt a serious comment tbh ;D

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I love you! doe de groetjes aan Efax van me!

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Will do (K)!

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add naga, he aint coming.

bs imo. :D

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aphesia

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Just ban juif aka t-boy that piece of shit

serious business

ooo dispo + juif not going

what do you need this attention for?
not adding yourself is pathetic imo.

Havent seen killerboy play on a decent lvl, have you`?

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I did acually, as I have seen these disposable players for example but they are on the list.

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lol if you don't know dispo you are newsql, they have been playing since RTCW

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when did I say I didnt see them playing?

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why are you saying dispo are as good as me?

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When did I say this?

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Domi on 08/12/08, 14:10:20 PM | Reply

Havent seen killerboy play on a decent lvl, have you`?

gr1zzly on 08/12/08, 14:11:38 PM | Reply

I did acually, as I have seen these disposable players for example but they are on the list.

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Decent can be any skill...

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not really, decent is not any skill...

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wrong & your borring the crap out of me. bb

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nice acting like a retard when some1 knows it better, kiddy

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decent = skilled aka EC level

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where did you get this information?

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if you haven't noticed you should /quit this convo since you clearly lost.

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not, mr LAN dodger

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NO U

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thats quite common information you fucking retard

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Nemesis - got exams :<

huPoo: cheating not allowed, no fun

chmpp wont come , he got assraped by a reindeer

image: Inflatable_Reindeer_and_Santa_with_Sleigh

add Rayzed: No Team xD

z3r0 ?

http://elitepicturehost.com/viewpic.php?code=ace24577b503b2005051a31eea1af828

you can see that my jaw is almost cut in 2 if u see on the right fronttooth u can see the line go upwards.
and 2 teeths are not proper connected to my jaw so need to replace the tooth root and need to get a gold tooth to replace the right front tooth!

eww :/

gold tooth :D

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who says that's you?? make a pic from your tooth together with crossfire in the background! then I believe you :)
edit: wtf why a gold tooth :s that's so 19th century

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and that means ?:D

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who says that's you?? make a pic from your tooth together with crossfire in the background! then I believe you :)
edit: wtf why a gold tooth :s that's so 19th century

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the pic was taken 3 hours ago, so its impossible you googled it or stayed adding letters to the url one by one: code=ace24577b503b2005051a31eea1af828

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its taken 3 hours ago because I took it gjeez.

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i know lol. you should reply to spiROZE he doesn't believe you ^^

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uploading a new pic atm.

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that's the time when the pic was last modified, not taken

Quoteadding letters to the url one by one: code=ace24577b503b2005051a31eea1af828

wtf O_o

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maybe he could have found that pic by inventing letters :D

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eh? :o

you know that hosts add random letters right?

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yes. maybe he spent 1 week adding random letters so he could get a cc5 excuse! (c) spiroze

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was that in comment he edited?

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hotlink :c

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mama in action?

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whos playing instead of u ?

EDIT: nvm

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smile to candy camera

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ewwwwwww ;<

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slap af den har siddet lig i masken :D

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Hi Eirik!
Why did you get beaten up? :o
A bit late but..

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<- not coming because I spent ally my money on camera gear and stupid gifts for people @ Christmas ._.

I dont think alexL is going to Australia and i dont think that girl he has been seeing / Supposed to go to austrilia with exist ! :D

hahaha fu retard

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I have read that it's easy that if u have been wanking for a while and not got any pussy you start imaginings about real girls, that u hang out with her etc.
My point is that your girlfriend is an imagination-girlfriend, that's why you don't have a pic at her.
I understand that u dont want to upload pictures on www.crossfire.nu :) but sending them to your dearest should not be any problem :D

But heey, im still your friend, with or without an imagination-girlfriend!

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HAHA

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:DDDd

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win :D

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How bored people can be.

skilled players not coming...expected

BMG wont be coming, too far away :s

no you just hack

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lol they suck dude ;D

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WAT

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idd, played against them today

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they losed vs us and we got some random mix xD

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5/6 AoW players + hummel aint a random mix k thx

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learn to count thx :>

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it means : five out of the six players were AoW

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and i said learn to count.. cos it were only 4 guys of aow 2 mercs bb

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Alexl - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkTR5f6TMUs

Niiiiiils <3333

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i cant come too because of spontane vorhautverengung

xDD lies vorhautverengung = pickelschwanz
c u there tho

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if you weren't newschool you would know that scorch was cdc3 and come to cc5 so whats you problem with him? only personal one's i think retard

twnzzy: i need to study i discovered i have a rl

I think you didn't read my journal well enough faggot. I said I got troubles at home, School isn't even part of it now.

sweden seems to change into poland.

agree

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i dont agree

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i dont care

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u think i care that u dont care?

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from what I see, all that is true :D (can upload pic of that bill thingy) nP

any pics of Eirik?

Read comments and you cant find it

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so if I read comments pics of him still won't be here? sounds logical :D

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Quote Eirik on 08/12/08, 16:15:54 PM | Reply

(url) [elitepicturehost.com]

you can see that my jaw is almost cut in 2 if u see on the right fronttooth u can see the line go upwards.
and 2 teeths are not proper connected to my jaw so need to replace the tooth root and need to get a gold tooth to replace the right front tooth!

http://elitepicturehost.com/viewpic.php?code=ace24577b503b2005051a31eea1af828

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looks like some random 12 year old

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ye really random...

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expected by juif

who is fatty on your pic?

Me.

Scorch = Epic Fail

xeoxis: Got no e-friends to go with :-(

So right and still so wrong. x-]

More importantly, will unix be able to find another team since he have paid like all?

And last:
Belgium

team belgium: Too mouthy online and had to cheat to be able to get rejected from the cc5.
France

Eht: I was too french so desire have to take a publicplayer backup
Poland

kursors http://www.crossfire.nu/?x=clan&mode=item&id=4433 wiesiek backup?
Netherlands

charisma? http://www.crossfire.nu/?x=clan&mode=item&id=2118
Norway

Eirik? http://www.crossfire.nu/?x=forum&mode=item&id=21378
so much more but fun time is up.

the credit crunch!

meez

Nick (once again!)

i'd like to go but no chance to get there without a car and the age of 18 for me :<

fail.... i can also get there... :D

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then take me with :'[
btw you are 19 ...

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ask pzy-q if he can pick up one more... but i doubt it :/ i travel from heilbronn by train to darmstadt... there he will pick me up

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pssst... he is not :)

flashy! hospital

I'm the biggest absent on cc5 :!

flashy

nick

nunca

haha, juif and alexl, unhaxpected

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