Change the world

by dEFiX • 8 Dec 2008, 15:48 • Journals
I'd like to change the world, give ppl. in Africa and Belgium sth. to eat and stuff, but life ain't OpenSource and God won't give me the source code. :(
Any suggestions?
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seconddd 8 Dec 2008, 15:49
eat a cookie?
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dEFiX 8 Dec 2008, 15:50
I disabled taking cookies at my Real-Life-Internet-Browser
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snip0 8 Dec 2008, 15:50
make a photo while eating and send it to africa
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seconddd 8 Dec 2008, 15:57
Wow that's an amazing idea!
Let's hold a contest at /CF/!
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snip0 8 Dec 2008, 15:59
i would be up for it!
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sequ1d 8 Dec 2008, 15:50
I AM african give me ur bank account plz *_* i am hungry
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anzz 8 Dec 2008, 15:51
u eat moneyz?
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sequ1d 8 Dec 2008, 15:52
sometimes :D i "eat"
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dEFiX 8 Dec 2008, 15:54
Need source code :( Already tried this:

def ChangeWorld {
if nationality = african
get EatFromSupermarket && RETURN(1)
if nationality = belgian
set Life "1" && get EatFromSupermarket

else RETURN(0)
}
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aka 8 Dec 2008, 16:27
if nationality = belgian
set Life "0" && get HaxFromNetCoders
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Ronner 8 Dec 2008, 18:36
what language are you trying to write this joke in?
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dEFiX 8 Dec 2008, 19:47
its a mix from java, python and bash fuckie!
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Ronner 8 Dec 2008, 20:39
any compiler would fail on that code pretty hard.
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dEFiX 8 Dec 2008, 22:36
ORLY U JUST FOUND OUT WHAT "FUN" IS, GRATZ!!!!11
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Ronner 8 Dec 2008, 22:38
Quotewhat language are you trying to write this joke in?


GG.
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dEFiX 8 Dec 2008, 22:42
so ur point is that my "joke-language" cant be compiled. am I right?
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snip0 8 Dec 2008, 17:39
you're from portugal, almost as poor as an african :P
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sequ1d 8 Dec 2008, 19:10
ahahaha true :D
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InterFace 8 Dec 2008, 15:53
eat shit? its allmost like cookie
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sequ1d 8 Dec 2008, 15:54
if u say so!
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dEFiX 8 Dec 2008, 15:55
How do you know?
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Felix 8 Dec 2008, 16:14
Interesting point of view
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strN 8 Dec 2008, 16:00
OMG :<
just replaced my explorer.exe with a corrupted one :(((
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h8m3 8 Dec 2008, 16:04
roflmao
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strN 8 Dec 2008, 16:05
omg -__-
opatj na "my new photos" nazhal ~___~
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h8m3 8 Dec 2008, 16:05
:D:D:D:d;d:D
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strN 8 Dec 2008, 16:10
nu kakda ti fotki saka4ish tuda ?:(
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crook 8 Dec 2008, 16:02
Im belgian, ill give u my bank account number so u can aid me in my struggle in this hell hole. I only accept gifts over a 1000 euros, i dont want ur crumbs
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dEFiX 8 Dec 2008, 16:11
ill send u my g-string that hold u warm in winter, ok?
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ming 8 Dec 2008, 16:08
Why is Belgium there :D. They are pretty rich if you ask me. Maybe Poland or some country in the Balkan? or Finland
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dEFiX 8 Dec 2008, 16:11
B/c belgian ppl actually look like they were poor. :D
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qpr 8 Dec 2008, 17:08
QuoteList of countries by GDP

19. Finland 36844 USD
21. Belgium 36322 USD

good suggestions mate
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SpeaKeR 8 Dec 2008, 17:35
10 Belgium 453.636 507.144 524.302 552.060 579.352 607.468 637.119
11 Switzerland 423.938 472.502 475.243 483.343 488.845 496.267 504.158
12 Poland 420.284 450.578 481.035 514.929 550.946 590.023 652.743
13 Norway 391.498 459.015 471.094 480.172 491.089 502.945 515.528
14 Austria 373.943 418.736 435.824 457.081 480.665 505.850 532.384
15 Greece 314.615 361.577 386.051 413.799 443.902 476.816 512.068
16 Denmark 311.905 349.210 355.875 362.524 374.086 388.941 404.586
17 Ireland 258.574 290.685 305.076 326.540 351.867 378.582 408.569
18 Finland


fail
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qpr 8 Dec 2008, 18:08
just a different way to count it, you see that has nothing to do with USD per person
+ I think Poland wouldn't be above Norway, or am I completely wrong here

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_GDP_(PPP)_per_capita
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ming 8 Dec 2008, 19:51
I wasn't really serious with Finland but the other 2 :P
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qpr 8 Dec 2008, 20:16
thought so aswell :)
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jnz 8 Dec 2008, 16:13
haha made me laugh xD
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OfficerCohen 8 Dec 2008, 16:18
your german is so ..... RAAOORR
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AnnieMac 8 Dec 2008, 16:21
i wanna make you horny..harhar
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snip0 8 Dec 2008, 16:22
what about mine, what about mine???:<
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snip0 8 Dec 2008, 16:28
who was the girl in your profile again?:D
not bar but the other?
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essah 8 Dec 2008, 17:29
I would give some moneyz for an good anti-cheat system

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txcxL 8 Dec 2008, 18:00
i still remember weezy shit xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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dEFiX 8 Dec 2008, 22:37
rofl i was hardly looking for that pic :DDDDDDDD
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txcxL 9 Dec 2008, 06:44
i know ^^ someone accused you that it was your face... but i was always sure it wasn't xD
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dEFiX 9 Dec 2008, 08:01
:DDDDDD apparently not ;)
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MarlonBrando 8 Dec 2008, 18:41
a yes we need food and gaming gear. we poor belgians have nothing
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nicon 8 Dec 2008, 19:30
overthrow gates
go on safari through africa and be messias III
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YEOJ 8 Dec 2008, 19:46
cant u make youre own line instead of ripping it of a "motivational" pic?
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dEFiX 9 Dec 2008, 14:57
cant u make youre own name instead of ripping it of a "famous rapper" ?
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YEOJ 9 Dec 2008, 16:00
i only use wardog in-game, and because that 1 was taking i took doggydog.
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dEFiX 9 Dec 2008, 17:22
sure sure tardie ..
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