you on a laptop or in a computer room? was just discussing the "bored working on a laptop" pose that lets you get away with watching TV all lesson (slouching, head rested on closed fist, hand idly glancing over the keyboard)
yesterday there was on tv
a guy who is a bug killer come to houses and when hes alone he replicate the house's key
so the police set him a trap :D
and when he enter the house, 3 other police men run behinde him and grabbed him throw him on the floor and beat the crap out of him
on TV :DDD
there was also a rapist who got out of jail and when the police cought him it was live when they brought him so they beat him live on tv :(
rofl oO
do that in germany and the police men who beat the criminal go in jail for like 20 years while pedophiles for example are sentenced to 5-10 years max
my friend hes the strongest guy i know :OOO
everyone was afraid of him at school :D
me and him were the only guy who fight with eachother for the lolz :<
untill one time he cought my belt with one hand and lift me :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
for the first time of my life i was afraid :"(((
i was like a god damn perrot :D
he put me on his shoulder :D
he once punch the wall and made a small hole
we even had a ukraine boxer who was scared of him :D
well its a funny story tbh :D
when he was 4 grade many kids annoyed him
so his father told him
"hit me in the face"
and he was a kid so he refuse :<
so his father hit him D:::
well so on and on untill one day he actually hit his father and made a scar on his lips xD
so his father said ok you are ready zLOL and started to train him :D
just some quote from a song i was listening and yet there was this demand to post this line and since you are spamming all over here, my reply hit you :~s
Joke 1A guy walks into a bar and says "Can I have some helicopter flavoured crisps?"
Barman replies "sorry, we've only got plane"
Joke 2A guy is on a flight and there is a woman sat next to him, during the flight she asks "Are you Jewish?" the man replies "No, I'm not Jewish."
A few minutes later the lady talks to him again, asking "are you sure you're not Jewish?"
"Yes, I'm sure I'm not Jewish."
"Are you really sure?"
"Positive."
"Really?"
"OKAY, IF IT MAKES YOU HAPPY, I'M JEWISH."
Special Containment Procedures: Item SPC-173 is to be kept in a locked container at all times. When personnel must enter SCP-173's container, no fewer than 3 may enter at any time and the door is to be relocked behind them. At all times, two persons must maintain direct eye contact with SCP-173 until all personnel have vacated and relocked the container.
Description: Moved to Site19 1993. Origin is as of yet unknown. It is constructed from concrete and rebar with traces of Krylon brand spray paint. SCP-173 is animate and extremely hostile. The object cannot move while within a direct line of sight. Line of sight must not be broken at any time with SCP-173. Personnel assigned to enter container are instructed to alert one another before blinking. Object is reported to attack by snapping the neck at the base of the skull, or by strangulation. In the event of an attack, personal are to observe Class 4 hazardous object containment procedures.
Personnel report sounds of scraping stone originating from within the container when no one is present inside. This is considered normal, and any change in this behaviour should be reported to the acting HMCL supervisor on duty.
The reddish brown substance on the floor is a combination of feces and blood. Origin of these materials is unknown. The enclosure must be cleaned on a bi-weekly basis.
the man is coming home with some flowers ...the wife happy ...ohhh how nice , what beautiful flowers ... but now if u gave me flowers ....i need to open my legs?... the man is saying : but why sweetheart?u dont have a vase?
for christmas santa is coming at the kids from somalia
-why r u so thin? the santa is askin
-well... if we dont eat ...
-who doesn't eat, doesn't recieves presents , says santa
ur philosophy teacher sucked my balls rofl rofl rofl
2 friends have a nice evening in the bar and talk about this and that... Then sex becomes the subject:
"Have you ever done your girlfriend in her other hole?"
"No, we don't want children yet"
HAHAHAHA! not =/
"2 Penis's are sitting on the couch, the door bell rings! One says to the other: "You go, you're already standing"
:s
my friend punch him in the ribs and he broke 2 of his ribs and 1 rib punch a hole in his loungues :D
wanna hear what we do to arabs? :x
a guy who is a bug killer come to houses and when hes alone he replicate the house's key
so the police set him a trap :D
and when he enter the house, 3 other police men run behinde him and grabbed him throw him on the floor and beat the crap out of him
on TV :DDD
there was also a rapist who got out of jail and when the police cought him it was live when they brought him so they beat him live on tv :(
gg !
do that in germany and the police men who beat the criminal go in jail for like 20 years while pedophiles for example are sentenced to 5-10 years max
and arabs
who will notice if 15-30 of them dissappear :(
everyone was afraid of him at school :D
me and him were the only guy who fight with eachother for the lolz :<
untill one time he cought my belt with one hand and lift me :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
i was like a god damn perrot :D
he put me on his shoulder :D
he once punch the wall and made a small hole
we even had a ukraine boxer who was scared of him :D
i once talked to him and he told me his father was a champion boxer who beat the crap out of him :D
im so excited!:D
tell me more now
when he was 4 grade many kids annoyed him
so his father told him
"hit me in the face"
and he was a kid so he refuse :<
so his father hit him D:::
well so on and on untill one day he actually hit his father and made a scar on his lips xD
so his father said ok you are ready zLOL and started to train him :D
anyways the song atm is by matisyahu and since hes the only jew i listen to, i wonder if you knownlike him nstuff?
xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
have fun, gonna watch some tv :~>
looks funnehweird tho
that would fuck my friend's life :D
thats what i did to someone :D
a perfect punch to the jaw
he fainted on the place :<
To get to the bottom.
you're welcome
Stolen from someone's MSN 'title' thing-ma-jig. I don't feel like being funny myself.
Barman replies "sorry, we've only got plane"
Joke 2A guy is on a flight and there is a woman sat next to him, during the flight she asks "Are you Jewish?" the man replies "No, I'm not Jewish."
A few minutes later the lady talks to him again, asking "are you sure you're not Jewish?"
"Yes, I'm sure I'm not Jewish."
"Are you really sure?"
"Positive."
"Really?"
"OKAY, IF IT MAKES YOU HAPPY, I'M JEWISH."
"Funny, you don't look Jewish"
santa says "Send me ur mother" !!!!!!
Description: Moved to Site19 1993. Origin is as of yet unknown. It is constructed from concrete and rebar with traces of Krylon brand spray paint. SCP-173 is animate and extremely hostile. The object cannot move while within a direct line of sight. Line of sight must not be broken at any time with SCP-173. Personnel assigned to enter container are instructed to alert one another before blinking. Object is reported to attack by snapping the neck at the base of the skull, or by strangulation. In the event of an attack, personal are to observe Class 4 hazardous object containment procedures.
Personnel report sounds of scraping stone originating from within the container when no one is present inside. This is considered normal, and any change in this behaviour should be reported to the acting HMCL supervisor on duty.
The reddish brown substance on the floor is a combination of feces and blood. Origin of these materials is unknown. The enclosure must be cleaned on a bi-weekly basis.
:obecause one of them lost a nikkel
He heard boys' pants were half off.
If you have a green ball in your left, and a green ball in your right hand, what do you have?
Kermit's undivided attention.
http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/
for christmas santa is coming at the kids from somalia
-why r u so thin? the santa is askin
-well... if we dont eat ...
-who doesn't eat, doesn't recieves presents , says santa
but lol you finally got other jokes than that joke about make me happy and sad in the same sentence ;)
a sad noob :(
dont you understand i need entrateiment when im at work :(
i dont have msn there only crossfire :D