laska, haZer & fLiXX not going to CC5

The "3 Kings of four", "5 Kings in 3", "The AS'es", "Bloodbound", "Chip Chap&Alvin", "Brotherhood of Destroyers" also knows as "Menstruation Bleeding" will not go for the CC5...

The Reasons were clear..


laska's BodybuilderCareer would be massivly infected by that Weekend without Egg-White and Proteins.. There is no Way to travel to NL with Egg-White in your Backpack.. If the police would Catch him, there will be no longer "Mr.Masculine 2008"... His Clinches are also known as "Face-Destroying".. He's an Human ultimate Weapon for CC5... Standing on the Top and Showing his Muscles makes him Horny, but also looks a way of Gay.. If there would be a BODYBUILDING Contest, he would easly pwn everyone!


haZer just got long Hairs intime (and intim) and doesnt see Anything... Maybe people would say: "WoW that fit's great to CC5".. I agree you, yes... Having an Eye-Brown-Bridge doesnt make him more sexy then he is already.. So he cant play on CC5 because he doesnt see anything..
He also sticks to Metal and Deathmetal.. His Angry Face would make anyone feel Fear instantly..


and what about me?

ye, im just wearing Glasses.. I always thought Wearing Glasses = Skill... So i massivly punished my Eyes.. I went to the Glasses Factory and said something like: Glasses and Aimbot included!...
I didnt notice that i look like a Jerk with them.. But sometimes i took a Picture of me (and my glasses) drinking some Whiskey from the Bottle... I felt really like the biggest Thug-Sexy-Nigger on Earth!
Not only my glasses make me the Human, that iam.. Also my Philosophy and "Grammaticly-Correctness" makes me look like what i am.. A HARD MAN NIGGERS.
But somehow im still too lowskilled for CC5 (even with my Glasses) and wont attent with my incredible "Reallife-Owner-Homies"



...we didnt even wanted to...



Good Luck to every Team attending @ CC5, Greez to Team-HIGHBOT and all peoples i talked with on CDC3... ;>


In Love

- Robo-Jesus
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attentionwhore
oki bibuy

edit: u mistimed ur post :p
flixx :********************************
We dont give a fucking shit
so expected
hacker gtfo
andi :(
i will missed you guys.! :D
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