Fucking bitches

I gotta girl ... not my girlfriend ... but almost


I told her this afternoon via sms I'm invited to a birthday party tonight but I dont feel like going there.

She didnt answer for about 2 hours. Meanwhile I agreed on going to the party.

Five minutes after she wrote me "what about cinema tonight, only the two of us"

me "honey I just agreed on coming to the party ... but nevermind I will cancel"

she "I was just kiddin ... I was sure you prefere going to the party"

me "Bitch...dont feel like something special"


10 secs after she gave me a call whats up with me ... I acted pissed of and said she has fucked up....she responded I shall call her back when I am normal again ...

5 beers later I'm calm but didnt call her.... am I to blame or her?
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if i were meez i wouldnt talk about girls ...
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no it would be more about ASCII bitches and hentais
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CAUSE WOMAN IS NP4MEEZ HE KNOWS WHAT TO DO.
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How much did he pay for this comment?
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it's his brother from germany!
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:DDDDDDDDDDDD
Made me smile :D
Better luck next time..
u just fucked it up.
and why do you feel like sharing this here? Complain about it to your friends..
you are his friend!
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u just fucked it up.
yeah i also heard that most women suck... oh wait! :o
thats always a plus
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I need you to make her jealous!
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:DDD beste!!
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liek i care bout your problems not gettin a girl
lolz you could just go to this fucking cinema and there wouldnt be any problem ;p
She said she was was kiddin .....
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then you say "lets make it happen" instead of calling her a bitch xd
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this is what im talking about. He is such an idiot.
and why the fuck did he post it here ? Now everyone will laugh about his stupid action...
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but she knows i dont mean "bitch" that serious
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exactly, I was like wtf?:P
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she said it, cuz ud said ud cancell ur party thing for her - she didnt want to feel guilty for u dumping ur mates
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yea ofc, what should she wrote when you said you agreed to go to a party
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hmm you sound kinda retarded so its prolly you
IDIOT

i would say at first ..k lets go to cinema

but you already failed there

but you had still the chance to say...after she wrote I was just kiddin ... I was sure you prefere going to the party" - "No ii would like to go with you"

2x Fail

but NOOOO Mr. Machomacho wasnt finished yet...after 2 fuckups he fucked everything totally up with his words bitch...dont feel like something special"



idiot omg..idiot

neeed facepalmpic
Dr. TIMMEEEEEH, girls proffesional
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have you ever fucked on a wheelchair ? :D

hrhr
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hes right tbh lol :D
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You said it!
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Quotebut you already failed there


why allready there? oO
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ASK THEM FOR HELP

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ahhaha lol
Its not your fault see failed to be funny by pretending she would like to go to the cinema
But y else should she have said it? why didnt she just say "ok ... pick me up at eight"
because by now you should know that women arent for men to understand.
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I would never call my actual girlfriend a bitch. But all the ex's are bitches!
isnt the same shit :D ?
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Ask dr.phil.
sounds like you treat her like shit anyway

so she'll probably fall in love with you in a second
the second line brought surprising smile on my face :D
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lol unfortunatelly this man speaks true :P
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you're so right
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your retarded. get some brains honestly
and if u wanna tell me, u are 19, i just have to add "poor guy"...

you ve got a lot of things to learn about girls...
idiot

Edit:
And the best thing is:
QuoteGuys ... never get a woman!
as if he's the one who knows women best xDDDD
Girls are nice if you have drank enough.
I'm sure she is reading this right now
then she cant be pretty



ops did i say that loud
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oh come on mezz...
du arme sau!
und jetzt kann ich als ausgleic nichmal zocken weil ich keinen pc hab .....
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du arme sau, ich kanns nur nochmal sagen...
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Weird .... I wanted to show her how much I'd prefer going to the cinema BY telling her I will cancel the party FOR her ...
call her, tell her youre sorry and that you will take her to a movie. random party is no match to night with just you and her blablaba.

if it doesnt work, you fucked it up pretty well.
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I can't drive anymore ... but if i give her a call now it looks like I'm running after her ... what I dont like ... but but is necessary now ...
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if u want her, you have no option.
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But I dont know if she wants me ... and shes a rly good friend ... to make things more complicated
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lol cmon, girls dont ask random guys to go with them to the cinema "only 2 of us" :P

but yea, my last gf was my like best friend, I fall in love with her, then she left me after half of the year, now we're acting like we never know eachother... its rly sad
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I am not random ... I know her for 4 years^^ and I know her rly good ... its just in the last view month we did more and more together ...
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you should read my comment once more time :P

or maybe you dont understand this so I'll try to explain

I wrote "girls dont ask some random guys"
you wrote "I know her for 4 years (...) she asked me to go to the cinema"
I meant "you are not random guy for her, so she can feel something because she asked you"
clear now?:P
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got it :D
She asked but ... but 2 mins later she said it wasnt serious^^
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I have an idea: maybe invite her to the cinema for tomorrow? :) I bet she will accept it
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hmmm thats what I was about to do ... I'll give her a call later this evening and ask her for tomorrow. If she accepts, everythings fine again. If not I didnt do anything wrong today because she wasnt serious with me anyway

In this case I can only win :D thats how I like it.
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I've had another option ... waiting until she runs after me .... what she did ;) but I'll try to be a bit more reserved now^^
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well, unblind said it.
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nice job meez
Ask Cohen.
rofl we got the same gf?
ya sure why not :>
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But lets pick mine ... bavarian^^
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ok will give it a try :>
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But there was no reason for her to be confused.

"Süße du bist echt ein Held. Ich hab vor 5 minuten zugesagt^^ aber du bist die perfekte Ausrede nicht hinzugehen. Ich sag wieder ab ;-)"

you can't get this wrong ...
image: dr_phil_mcgraw


fail..
could you plz say lottery numbers you gonna use on next weekend.
dont wanna stuck into same numbers with you

btw turn gay
kroneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeej
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buuuuuuuuuusteddddd Deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez
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I GOT CLEARED BY KILLERBOY LALALA
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always knew that he is a cheaterlover
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i had proofs man! add me as ure buddy :{
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Wanna have the numbers I actually choose for the lottery now? Because she called me before I did ;-)
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get taht chick, marry her and then she can cook for you while you play, np
1. I told her someday before they ask me everday to come. So I needed an excuse.
2. Worst case
3. I dont think she counted how often I mentioned cancelling the party :D (but nice interpretation"
4. If thats it ... shes not worth talking to her(^^)
ask Netherlands perfo

<firewall-perfo> i need a new girlfriend rLy!

oh wait



or stay @ anime.. only way you can see naked chicks
hahahaahahha noob :P
You could help him!
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helping meez is like supporting Al-Qaida
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Thats y I told her every detail :D
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Sie: "Gehn wir zwei heut ins Kino?"

Ich: "Süße du bist echt ein Held. Ich hab vor 5 minuten zugesagt^^ aber du bist die perfekte Ausrede nicht hinzugehen. Ich sag wieder ab ;-)"

Sie: "Das hab ich eigentlich nur so gesagt weil ich wusste dass du da hin gehst"

Ich: "Arsch :-P und ich dachte ernsthaft du hast dir für mich zeit genommen"

-mezz gettin angry .... more angry ....-

Ich: "Und bild dir bloß nichts drauf ein. Du hasts heut verschissen"

-she calls me-


Now tell me what I did wrong :D
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Ich: "Und bild dir bloß nichts drauf ein. Du hasts heut verschissen"

thats what u did wrong :P
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no? if she thinks she is fucking special and can do what ever she wants , she can fuck off :DD
dont asslick her -.-
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maybe... its ok if he dont like what she done .. but i wouldnt use such words especially not to a good friend
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ye true that :D
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Right ... thats what I did, and it worked^^ Now shes asslickin' me ;-)
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wie peinlich :'c
sounds to me like ur acting to her like ur something special :)
Hmm? In which case?
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QuoteI acted pissed of ...


sounds to me like ur acting like a bitch :D... or maybe ur just girly :D
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If you're girly feel free to give me a call.
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hmmm thx ... but im not that frustrated ... maybe tomorrow?
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do not answer the phone. under any given circumstances: do not answer that phone!

you will regret it... ask cokeser he had mezz already
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:D:D:D:D

You ruin my date! Anyway ... I'm sorry ovrboost, she asked me out tonight ... maybe different time and different place?
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You can be the second one to become my lover next to their girlfriend, that's ok.
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you will regret it. :(
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He might but I won't :p
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www.bravo.de for sirius hAlps
I just thought she ment the "I was just kidding" - thing seriously and she didnt want to go out with me ...


Maybe she ment it seriously? do you know?
sei ma nicht so ne prinzessin ^^ das war doch nur spass von der und du machst ein auf beleidigt
Als Aussenstehender ist das immer leicht zu sagen ...
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sonst hätt sie wohl kaum angerufen oder?
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Ja ich wusste ja nicht dass sie anrufen wird als ich das gesagt hab^^ ... ausserdem sind wir ja auch zusätzlich noch ziemlich gut befreundet ...
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du hast einfach echt richtig verkackt junge so ist das
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Für heute auf jeden Fall ... ich ruf sie nachher noch an ... muss mir nur noch überlegen was ich ihr tolles sag -.-
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schöne grüße :-)
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Am besten mach ich noch ein journal was ich ihr am besten sag ... sonst geht der schuss auch wieder nach hinten los :D
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die wollt dich bloß n bissl necken weil sie weggehn wollt mit dir halt alleine ^^ is sie ne freundin also ne bekannte oder geht da was? wenn letzteres hast dir heut abend selbst ans beim gepisst :D
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Also sie ist eigentlich ne sehr gute freundin von mir seit einigen jahren und in letzter zeit geht was^^

aber wenn sies nich im spaß gesagt hat wird sie sich jetzt doch wohl auch denken "hätte ichs bloß nich gesagt", oder? und dann wird sie genauso froh sein wenn ich mich bei ihr meld.
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so is dat
oder du gehst halt aufm bday und lässt sie zappeln.. kann manchmal auch nicht schaden obwohl ich mein kino..das sagt ja genug :D
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Ich hab mich für zappeln entschieden ... obwohl ich eher auf jemand anders hören sollte in dem fall :-D Aber wir werden sehen ;)
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Sie hat sich bei mir gemeldet bevor ich was gesagt hab und gesagt sie hofft ich hab spaß auf dem geburtstag und ob wir dann nicht morgen was machen könnten ;)

Behandle ne Frau wie ein Arsch und du hast am Ende doch irgendwie Erfolg ... traurig aber irgendwie wahr.
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wo er recht hat
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Aber da sieht mans wieder^^ alle männer haben geschrieben was für ein Idiot ich bin :-D aber trotzdem rennt sie mir noch hinter her ... sie hat mich zuerst wieder angerufen ...
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hihi lucky u!
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Treat women like shit and the love you .... weird but true somehow ...
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hahah3h3
ROFL :XXD
nice fuck-up ;-x
this is why talking to someone in reallife >>>>>>>>> sms/ msn shit
just talk to her & explain why you reacted like that..
And why did I react like that? ... I dont want to tell her I feel something for her before she doesnt .... ego stuff -.-
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Most women won't tell you they feel something unless they are really very confident about themselves. If you told her you feel something for her she will be swept of her feet by your confidence (bit overdone, but you wont get her when you just wait and do nothing.)
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If you really want her, you should take the shot. The way she asked you out for the cinema says enough to me.
Best thing to do now, would be to say you're sorry for acting like before and whether you could make it up by inviting her for a cinema visit tomorrow...only the 2 of you to add a little drama :D
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get some skill...
She's some weirdo, or wait... just an ordinary woman. Yep, women are all the same: "if you love me, then lick my ass".
gl next time..lol.
obviously she is special for u, if u tell us here even oO .. so why lying to her? dont get u guys anyway
I just came home ... she called me again, before I did ...
I dont lie here, I just didnt understand y she said she was just kiddin.
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she lied too :p she wouldve loved to go with u to the cinema
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yep, but everything would have been fine if she'd just said it^^ I rly thought she just wants to fuck over me ...
she called me again, ok, but I dont know if she called me because we are good friends (what we rly are since several years) or did she call me because she feels more than friendship for me?
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one word:

women.
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