2nd journal in an hour ! yeehaaaa!

by kevlar • 23 Dec 2008, 01:34 • Journals
ok, so ive ordered like 10 pairs of new trainers now cos i found my card (yay for me) and now im watching frankie boyle live. please, please,please download and watch him, hes so fucking funny im crying and have been the whole way since the start. definately the sickest comedian alive, and well, hes scottish, so that helps.


random quote "i see they found that missing girl, shannon mathews, just goes to prove my point, the ugly ones always turn up alive"

the guys a genius, i swear....
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Lover 23 Dec 2008, 01:35
maybe.good night
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Deactivated6103 23 Dec 2008, 01:37
you are a shithead mister
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kevlar 23 Dec 2008, 01:50
i preffered the bourne ultimatum to the bourne supremecy. definately not your best work.
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sean 23 Dec 2008, 01:39
yeh, frankie boyle is a legend. Will probably dl his new dvd soon :D
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kevlar 23 Dec 2008, 01:44
you understand sean :D
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Puubuu 23 Dec 2008, 01:47
image: frankie_boyle
THAT'S SO FUCKING SCOTTISH!!!
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fusen 23 Dec 2008, 16:45
what's the secret ingredient to Jamie Olivier's meals? lol

Some of it is proper harsh comedy, plus you'd never want to sit anywhere near the front row :PPPP
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kevlar 23 Dec 2008, 16:49
haha, soooo true. "erm, there seems to be 25 seats free in the front row sir" , "hmmm nah, ill just buy the dvd thanks...."
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fusen 23 Dec 2008, 16:52
al murray is pretty good aswell if you enjoy audiences getting ripped on
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kevlar 23 Dec 2008, 17:00
al is a genius at it also i agree :D jimmy carr also, brilliant.
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JOEL 23 Dec 2008, 01:39
go away
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kevlar 23 Dec 2008, 02:12
tapsa says : "i lost my virginity to my mums best friend, my father. its the only time he told me he loved me."
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JOEL 23 Dec 2008, 02:31
now that was geniously creative yet unnecessarily harsh
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Puubuu 23 Dec 2008, 01:39
i'd rather like someone pm'ing me, to play 3o3s :)

so, pm me or /q Puubuu #crossfire !!!!
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sol 23 Dec 2008, 01:40
Why 10 trainers?
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Puubuu 23 Dec 2008, 01:43
If you order 10, 1 is going to arrive, that's normal in Scottland... It's the same as in Brazil, if 30 milion $ are sent to some area to help the people, 30'000 $ will arrive.
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starzi 23 Dec 2008, 01:43
haha, what a come back lol!!
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Puubuu 23 Dec 2008, 01:44
what?
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starzi 23 Dec 2008, 01:45
Well, i found it amusing and very true
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kevlar 23 Dec 2008, 01:44
sale lad!!!!!
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sol 23 Dec 2008, 01:44
Yeah, but 10 pairs? WTF? :p
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Shuki 23 Dec 2008, 02:03
He's going to wear them all at the same time and fulfill his dream of being 10 feet tall.
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NzZ 23 Dec 2008, 01:44
unban me @ bioserver pls
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JOEL 23 Dec 2008, 01:44
the amount of trainers one has correlates with how cool one is...
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Puubuu 23 Dec 2008, 01:45
It's the same with the amount of fuel one's car needs!
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JOEL 23 Dec 2008, 01:47
true
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Puubuu 23 Dec 2008, 01:49
But it's also used as a penis prothesis though. So the amount of trainers one possesses and the expensiveness of one's car is inversely proportional to his penis length.
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JOEL 23 Dec 2008, 01:51
LOL that means kevlar has a very tiny dick :D
littledick-kevlar LOL :D
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Puubuu 23 Dec 2008, 01:53
Well, his car is that expensive and the amount of his trainers is that astronomical, his penis is turned to the inside of his body, so he gets a minus length. It looks like a vagina therefore.
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kevlar 23 Dec 2008, 01:55
how does tapsa's mum know xmas is coming? her husbands arsehole starts to taste of cranberry!
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kevlar 23 Dec 2008, 01:51
damn, i have a vagina :( thanks for pointing that out fucknugget.
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Puubuu 23 Dec 2008, 01:52
:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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Tomoslav 23 Dec 2008, 02:00
not difficult to guess when only wearing a kilt!
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KulttuuriPervo 23 Dec 2008, 01:50
so wicked man wicked !!!
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rbnt 23 Dec 2008, 02:38
Quote by man1 hey you know what i saved a girl who was tight up to the railway track yesterday night and as a reward i was able to do her at the spot


Quote by man2 oh good for u mate so did u get a bj out of it as well then?


Quote by man1 no im afraid i wasnt able to find her head
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ISEN 23 Dec 2008, 10:34
NEED TORRENTS AI
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kevlar 23 Dec 2008, 11:50
http://www.mininova.org/tor/1998783
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solitude 23 Dec 2008, 12:11
seen it before but most of the stuff in his live dvd ive seen him do before wich was kind of a big fucking let down for me . But hes still funny even though he needs to get new material as he keeps using the same stuff over and over for his live shows.
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rahula 23 Dec 2008, 12:05
funny stuff =o nice recommendation KeVlAr
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Nellie 23 Dec 2008, 17:02
Mock the Week leg-end ^_^
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