What really grinds my gears3

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why do chickens have no nipples

that is really grinding my gears
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Maybe iff they become too cold they poke a hole in the pocket
wud make a nice chickennipplesoup indeed
chicken milk - > chicken butter :o
Chicken milk - > chicken butter - > chicken whipped cream :o
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only mammals have nipples its a matter of evolution and babyfeeding chicken is a totally different family branch, theur baboes dont drink milk but they eat seeds
maybe they do have nipples
or How it's made

or I didn't know that @ NatGeo
maybe because NO vertebrate animal has nipples?!?
maybe because a chicken has a beak too much milk would spill
or klokhuis
i do think i sometimes see nipples at my kipnuggets, might be an astonoshing discovery for the further development of chicken nuggets omg
You did smoke to much again or....
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wise men said,

human never smoke too much
ugh

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You never listen to wise-man, or did you pay attention at school?
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wel in this case, yes!
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You never did. They said its bad for your health to go to cofeeshops!
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u act like u care :D
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I do, I love you. And you know it!
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love goes right thru the heart here at hlb so gtfo pls <3 :D
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:DDDDDDDDDD I ain't from HLB
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still -> gtfo
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for what? they do not feed their children with milk or equal liquids!
omg loekino xD
yeah . :D Sherlock homes will find it :D
in - fucking - deed
like cow from chicken?
I think there are english chickens maybe they have nippels at there ass :D
Why hairy bread :D
"why do chickens have no nipples"
because!
All animals have chests and this is what is referred to on a chicken as their "breasts" because the animal has a breast bone. They don't have nipples because they don't have mammary glands and they don't feed their young breast milk. They are not mammals.

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de droomshow!
de droomshow will never explain anything about chicken, sorry.
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but maybe u win a nice oplaasbare chicken ?
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it's because of the eggs...
image: chicken3~ Dont find any nippels
coz they dont need nipples i guess
Would rooster have balls ?
definately.. atleast 2
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yesh, 5 infact as i just got informed by bilody
I think iff he got he got GREAT BALLS OF STEEL
+1 call ur lokal farmer he should know it
it is proofed now. you are from the internet.
hoi loel
He dont use them
didnt even had 1 :(
urs?
They don't have lips either.
:(
brb shwr
how must you get sex iff u got no lips where the hell kids get born :S
Ban loekino he haz nipples

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not really no
now you can sleep nice tonight without any questions!
y do guys even have nipples?
for gay sex obviously
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that's a good point

loekino discuss pls
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loekino's love planet ;]
chicken mcnuggets with bbq sauce .... YUMMY!
Because they aren't mammals and don't have mammary glands for suckling their baaaabies
is the right answer i believe :/.
make a mammal chicken somehow and it will have nipples O_O
hmm well.... make a chicken have sex with like a mammal of some sort... and then you get chicken nipples.
with who?
With me and loekino
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