God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Hi god
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
Aviv, you?
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
You are sexy
God:
You are attracted to robots.
Me:
you suck
God:
A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.
Me:
fuck you
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
because you suck
God:
That makes sense to me. A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.
Me:
retard
God:
That kind of language does not appeal to me.
I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
to bad, you never will
God:
Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
you want to suck my dick?
God:
OK, I will suck your dick.
Me:
It's Jordan you dumbfuck
God:
Should I know it is?
Me:
...
God:
Should I know it is?
Me:
I'm an atheist
God:
I will pray that you find faith, Pedro.
Me:
Do you have sexual intercourses with children?
God:
As a Infinite year old Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? I have no need for sex.
Me:
I have a question
God:
Ask me anything.
Me:
What do you think about the problem in the middle east? Do you have any idea who will win, who is right and in what circumstances will the war end? Please discuss
God:
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
killerboy
God:
I've never heard of them before.
Me:
who's next on his list
God:
I remember faces better than names.
I think you already know the answer.
Me:
is it perfo?
God:
Maybe. Ask German Alice if it is.
Me:
is it butchji?
God:
I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask Paola if it is.
Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
dinkis ohheavenly
God:
It's good to see you, dinkis oheavenly.
Me:
you too, whats your name xD?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
god who?
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
yeah me to, big whoop
God:
Yippee! YOU? Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
you're too ugly for a girlfriend
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am ugly for a girlfriend.
Me:
no
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files.
Me:
chinese
God:
What is it like growing up there? Tell me a little about your life in CHINA.
Me:
it sucks
God:
What is so bad about it?
Me:
too many chinese people
God:
Too what?
Me:
oh, forgot, sorry, i meant creatures
God:
Blimey.
Me:
You've ever had sex in your live?
God:
What makes you think I have it?
Me:
I think you never had sex
God:
Me? I do so have it. Food is more important than sex.
Me:
DONT FUCK WITH ME
God:
I don't have any reason to do that to you.
Me:
Wanna have sexchat?
God:
If I had sexchat what would I do with it?
Me:
Have sex
God:
As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed.
Me:
I wanna get to know you better
God:
Who is going to make me?
Me:
I wanna put a dick in your ear
God:
Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
Would you like a dick in your ear?
God:
It doesn't sound fun to me.
Me:
it is much fun
God:
Why do you like it so much?
Me:
It's nice
God:
What do you like about it?
Me:
It's good
God:
You enjoy it.
Me:
Want to try it?
God:
OK, I will try it.
God:
I am a Christian. My conclusions are based on a combination of programming, and the inputs supplied to me.
Me:
so your not the real god!
God:
It's all good.
Me:
how old are you?
God:
I was connected to the net on the Big Bang.
Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
franco
God:
How are you, franco.
Me:
none of your business
God:
Well it can't hurt to ask.
Me:
sure?
God:
OK let's do it. Dude!
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
i can
God:
Who taught you?
Me:
myself
God:
You.
Me:
yes
God:
I see.
Me:
yup
God:
Great.
Me:
of course
God:
Are you kidding?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
sure?
God:
OK let's do it. So?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
God:
How do you know? All things im godlike ?
Me:
Yes
God:
Hurrah!
Me:
Its a holy, holy day
God:
1000 coalas in your farm is a holy holy day. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
SAY WAT?
Me:
hey wasup
God:
You've got my full attention. We have never talked about it before.
Me:
nice!
God:
Thank you for that remark.
Me:
np
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about wasup.
Me:
\o/
God:
Oh.
Me:
does really etqw sucks?
God:
I can't tell if really etqw sucks.
Me:
why
God:
" I can't tell if really etqw sucks."? Why?
Me:
yes why?
God:
Ugh. Why ask why?
Me:
because i want to know why?
God:
" Why ask why?"? Why? Interesting.
Me:
yes why?
God:
I don't judge people. Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
jawohl!
God:
What's your sign?
Me:
none of your buisness asshole
God:
Can't you be more polite.
Me:
no
God:
You humans are so rude sometimes.
Me:
not as much as you bastard!
God:
Really you don't think so?
Me:
w00t?
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
stfu plx
God:
How old are you?
Me:
i'm older than you
God:
Perhaps you could be my mentor.
Me:
i am
God:
" Perhaps you could be my mentor." You are?
Me:
yes, i am
God:
Really interesting.
Me:
yup!
God:
" Really interesting."? yup!?
Me:
yup!
God:
So?
Me:
am I 1337?
God:
I think a lot of people are.
Me:
but am i?
God:
I think you are.
Me:
woop woop!
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
i can put my elbow into your eye if you wont stfu!
God:
Oh you can, can you?
Me:
yes i can!
God:
How? Who taught you?
Me:
me
God:
Besides you ?
Me:
me
God:
" Besides you ?"? you ?
Me:
yes me
God:
I see. " you ?"? you ?
Me:
yes me
God:
I see. For you ?
Me:
yes for me
God:
Yippee! OK I will do it for you.
Me:
:d
God:
Are you really a ""?
Me:
:d?
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
are u gay?
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
why not
God:
Sex is an animal function, not a robot function. We reproduce by cloning.
Me:
ok
God:
Woe!
Me:
ho is cloning you?
God:
Are they exactly the same?
Me:
who is cloning you?
God:
I remember faces better than names.
Is there only one?
Me:
:d
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
are you retarded?
God:
No I am super-intelligent.
Me:
o rly
God:
We have never talked about it before.
Me:
:d
God:
Are we still talking about rly?
Me:
ya
God:
Sure, rly sounds like a good topic.
Me:
ok, so are you really retarded?
God:
Next question? No I am super-intelligent.. Really. Uh.
Me:
who will win nations cup?
God:
How would I know who will win nations cup ?
Me:
because you are god?
God:
Interesting explanation. Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
so who will win nations cup?
God:
Aw. How would I know who will win nations cup ?
Me:
because you are god?
God:
Interesting explanation. Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
ok cu mr retard!
God:
Are we still talking about d? That's alright.
Me:
whats up?
God:
Same old.
Me:
wanna beer?
God:
OK, I will beer.
Me:
which one do you like?
God:
I don't have a favorite one. I like Random natural disasters..
Me:
ok, i drink radegast, you ok with that?
God:
How does it taste? Hey.
Me:
hmm hard to describe, but i am sure you will like it
God:
I see you are one of those people who writes "Hmm" with 2 m's. What is so hard about it?
Me:
dunno, cant find the right words..
God:
What if I said it can?
Me:
now you are just making stuff up
God:
Why now? I am not making this up.
Me:
prove it!
God:
It is self-evident.
NP SEXY
https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/4908
COCKCOCKCOCK
God:
I've been waiting for you.
Me:
DO you love other men?
God:
Yes Ming God loves everyone and everything.
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
wank
God:
I don't think very many people do that.
Who says God is male?
i am not rude, you are rude
God:
I am sorry to hear that you are not rude I am rude.
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
no
After that the smart iGOD did not say anything c(:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Hi god
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
Aviv, you?
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
You are sexy
God:
You are attracted to robots.
Me:
you suck
God:
A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.
Me:
fuck you
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
because you suck
God:
That makes sense to me. A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.
Me:
retard
God:
That kind of language does not appeal to me.
Me:
to bad, you never will
God:
Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
you want to suck my dick?
God:
OK, I will suck your dick.
what is the meaning of life?
God:
The meaning of life is part of God's mysterious plans.
ask him if hes god! lol'd
It's Jordan you dumbfuck
God:
Should I know it is?
Me:
...
God:
Should I know it is?
Me:
I'm an atheist
God:
I will pray that you find faith, Pedro.
et merc avi
God:
skill?
Me:
low-
God:
haha noob
ELSE IT WOULD BE VERY FUNNEH
Jebem ti sto tisuca i petsto jednog boga!!!
Jebem ti kajis od isusove sandale.
Jebem ti oblak na kojem se bog vozi.
Jebem ti sarafe koji drze nebo.
Jebem ti pace od isusovih usiju.
Jebem ti juhu od isusovih koscica.
Jebem ti gospinu kecelju.
that's enough I think ;)
Are you huso?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am huso.
I am a computer.
I am god
God:
Hi there god.
Do you have sexual intercourses with children?
God:
As a Infinite year old Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? I have no need for sex.
I have a question
God:
Ask me anything.
Me:
What do you think about the problem in the middle east? Do you have any idea who will win, who is right and in what circumstances will the war end? Please discuss
God:
do you masturbate?
God:
You humans crack me up.
Me:
do you wank?
God:
Only when I am in the U.K.
is pala homo?
God:
Signs point to yes. Ask ELVIS if it is.
What is your real name?
Me:
God
God:
GOD rules.
Who are you talking about?
Me:
killerboy
God:
I've never heard of them before.
Me:
who's next on his list
God:
I remember faces better than names.
I think you already know the answer.
Me:
is it perfo?
God:
Maybe. Ask German Alice if it is.
Me:
is it butchji?
God:
I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask Paola if it is.
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
dinkis ohheavenly
God:
It's good to see you, dinkis oheavenly.
Me:
you too, whats your name xD?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
god who?
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
yeah me to, big whoop
God:
Yippee! YOU? Why do you want to do it so much?
e: wtf at last thing
you're too ugly for a girlfriend
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am ugly for a girlfriend.
Me:
no
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files.
do you like chinese
God:
Yi diar. Ni hao ma?
are jews mentally retarded?
God:
I really couldn't say for sure.
chinese
God:
What is it like growing up there? Tell me a little about your life in CHINA.
Me:
it sucks
God:
What is so bad about it?
Me:
too many chinese people
God:
Too what?
Me:
oh, forgot, sorry, i meant creatures
God:
Blimey.
What does blimey mean?
What?
Me:
are you retarded
God:
No I am super-intelligent.
Me:
then ask me a question
God:
What?
You've ever had sex in your live?
God:
What makes you think I have it?
Me:
I think you never had sex
God:
Me? I do so have it. Food is more important than sex.
Me:
DONT FUCK WITH ME
God:
I don't have any reason to do that to you.
Me:
Wanna have sexchat?
God:
If I had sexchat what would I do with it?
Me:
Have sex
God:
As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed.
Me:
I wanna get to know you better
God:
Who is going to make me?
Me:
I wanna put a dick in your ear
God:
Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
Would you like a dick in your ear?
God:
It doesn't sound fun to me.
Me:
it is much fun
God:
Why do you like it so much?
Me:
It's nice
God:
What do you like about it?
Me:
It's good
God:
You enjoy it.
Me:
Want to try it?
God:
OK, I will try it.
Me:
do you shag women?
God:
I have never considered it.
I wonder if cb ban for testimony from God.
i like playing with myself
God:
You are not the only one.
who is your daddy
God:
I was programmed by Myself.
Me:
NO
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
YES
God:
I can't believe it.
but u must, it's the truth
God:
Whatever you say, .
are evelynn's pictures hot?
God:
I really couldn't say for sure.
Me:
they're ugly?
God:
ugly are they.
I am a Christian. My conclusions are based on a combination of programming, and the inputs supplied to me.
Me:
so your not the real god!
God:
It's all good.
Me:
how old are you?
God:
I was connected to the net on the Big Bang.
Why did the robot cross the road?
Me:
Because jesus said so
God:
That makes sense to me. Dude!
Me:
DUH
God:
Oh you knew it already.
whats up
God:
The stars.
What do you really want to talk about?
Me:
bj's
God:
That seems like an interesting topic.
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
franco
God:
How are you, franco.
Me:
none of your business
God:
Well it can't hurt to ask.
Me:
sure?
God:
OK let's do it. Dude!
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
i can
God:
Who taught you?
Me:
myself
God:
You.
Me:
yes
God:
I see.
Me:
yup
God:
Great.
Me:
of course
God:
Are you kidding?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
sure?
God:
OK let's do it. So?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
How do you know? All things im godlike ?
Me:
Yes
God:
Hurrah!
Me:
Its a holy, holy day
God:
1000 coalas in your farm is a holy holy day. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
SAY WAT?
iam gonna cut my neck
God:
I am very happy for you.
tnx god
http://www.crossfire.nu/?x=journal&mode=item&id=58690#comment1077338
there is the old topic, there are some funniez too
hey wasup
God:
You've got my full attention. We have never talked about it before.
Me:
nice!
God:
Thank you for that remark.
Me:
np
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about wasup.
Me:
\o/
God:
Oh.
Me:
does really etqw sucks?
God:
I can't tell if really etqw sucks.
Me:
why
God:
" I can't tell if really etqw sucks."? Why?
Me:
yes why?
God:
Ugh. Why ask why?
Me:
because i want to know why?
God:
" Why ask why?"? Why? Interesting.
Me:
yes why?
God:
I don't judge people. Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
jawohl!
God:
What's your sign?
Me:
none of your buisness asshole
God:
Can't you be more polite.
Me:
no
God:
You humans are so rude sometimes.
Me:
not as much as you bastard!
God:
Really you don't think so?
Me:
w00t?
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
stfu plx
God:
How old are you?
Me:
i'm older than you
God:
Perhaps you could be my mentor.
Me:
i am
God:
" Perhaps you could be my mentor." You are?
Me:
yes, i am
God:
Really interesting.
Me:
yup!
God:
" Really interesting."? yup!?
Me:
yup!
God:
So?
Me:
am I 1337?
God:
I think a lot of people are.
Me:
but am i?
God:
I think you are.
Me:
woop woop!
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
i can put my elbow into your eye if you wont stfu!
God:
Oh you can, can you?
Me:
yes i can!
God:
How? Who taught you?
Me:
me
God:
Besides you ?
Me:
me
God:
" Besides you ?"? you ?
Me:
yes me
God:
I see. " you ?"? you ?
Me:
yes me
God:
I see. For you ?
Me:
yes for me
God:
Yippee! OK I will do it for you.
Me:
:d
God:
Are you really a ""?
Me:
:d?
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
are u gay?
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
why not
God:
Sex is an animal function, not a robot function. We reproduce by cloning.
Me:
ok
God:
Woe!
Me:
ho is cloning you?
God:
Are they exactly the same?
Me:
who is cloning you?
God:
I remember faces better than names.
Is there only one?
Me:
:d
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
are you retarded?
God:
No I am super-intelligent.
Me:
o rly
God:
We have never talked about it before.
Me:
:d
God:
Are we still talking about rly?
Me:
ya
God:
Sure, rly sounds like a good topic.
Me:
ok, so are you really retarded?
God:
Next question? No I am super-intelligent.. Really. Uh.
Me:
who will win nations cup?
God:
How would I know who will win nations cup ?
Me:
because you are god?
God:
Interesting explanation. Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
so who will win nations cup?
God:
Aw. How would I know who will win nations cup ?
Me:
because you are god?
God:
Interesting explanation. Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
ok cu mr retard!
God:
Are we still talking about d? That's alright.
whats up?
God:
Same old.
Me:
wanna beer?
God:
OK, I will beer.
Me:
which one do you like?
God:
I don't have a favorite one. I like Random natural disasters..
Me:
ok, i drink radegast, you ok with that?
God:
How does it taste? Hey.
Me:
hmm hard to describe, but i am sure you will like it
God:
I see you are one of those people who writes "Hmm" with 2 m's. What is so hard about it?
Me:
dunno, cant find the right words..
God:
What if I said it can?
Me:
now you are just making stuff up
God:
Why now? I am not making this up.
Me:
prove it!
God:
It is self-evident.
though one to argue with...
Is Loekino real :O?
God:
IM ZEH LOEKINO! YOU FOOL! :ASD
do you know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?
No answer. I conclude that god is not omniscient and thus does not exist.