Internet Hero; A biography.

Often hated by other internetees for his witty uniqueness, Meez is a true internet hero, saving the internet one day at a time, maybe one day the ordinary internet folk will be able to understand him...


United KingdomThomas 'Meez' Mees

Born to indian parents Meez is full of UK blood. Born in 1903 this makes Meez just over 100 years old. Since Meez was born his parents, who owned a chip shop at the time, living out of a caravan struggling to get by, saw a talent in him. In a daring move Meez' parents decided to sell the chip shop and pack it all up in order to support Meez, and his talent. In the year 1906 at just three years old Meez' parents bought him an Alienware computer and a copy of Quake, and started him on a tight schedule of hard training. On the date 12/5/1906 Meez attended his first lan, OMNILAN where he placed first in the Quake tournament winning a prize purse of 63 million pounds. At this point Meez parent knew they had a star on their hands and were finally able to move out of their caravan and live over their new indian resturant called 'lol Mees and friendsz'.
Continuing with his training Meez, at the age of 7 just one year after playing was picked up and sponsored by intel. Meez worked and strived hard to be the best, with this rigid schedule and hard training his social life fell into a downward spiral, but he found new friends in new places, falling in with the wrong crowd and picking up a strong addiction. At the age of 9 years old Meez was abusing his anime addiction, downloading atleast 36 gigabytes of anime a day. It was a bad time for Meez but after his old teammates came together and told him what his addiction was doing to them Meez pulled it together and decided to beat the addiction, with willpower and love from DND he beat the addiction and returned to gaming. Picking up Enemy Territory after he had become the world #1 Quake player he decided to try a teamgame, DND also decided to join Meez in his takeover of ET. It wasnt long before DND took over the ET scene with Meez carrying them to victory in every match. Although there was always something holding Meez back at DND where he decided to take it further with SNB and hit the eurocup, a smooth run through eurocup left SNB in a disheartening state when they only came 5th. Meez was to say the least 'upset' and retreated into himself. He now rarely plays games and has gone back to his old habit, cutting all contact from his parents it seems he will never return to rehab and get rid of his addiction, meaning he will never play a game again. Meez has also had a money winning career in such games as; Counter Strike, Counter Strike; Source, Call of Duty 2, Call of Duty 4, Warsow, Starcraft, Internet Chess and many others.

"Meez was the light to the internet in a stage where there is only darkness, until he fell into his addiction again and has gone inside himself, I hope Meez can one day turn his life around and return to vent, and once again sing with us."

-Anon

It is clear that Meez means alot to all of us here at not only crossfire but on the internet and it is sad to see him now but we must remember the way in which he once was, 3 dinging people like there was no tomorrow, railing dudes like there was no rails left on the earth, gaunleting kids like they broke his windows, knifing teams like they deserved it.



- On a side note, Meez parents now own two indian resturants all thanks to their son Meez. Meez no longer is supporting his parents and they refuse to use their well spent money to try and send him to rehab. I would ask people to please give him a helpinh hand and try convince is parents otherwise.

Meez, we love you.

'lol Mees and friendsz' which is situated in Darfur
and
'RSHOOK.exe' which is situated in the North Pole.
I strongly recommend that you visit one of these resturants as they are divine places to eat.
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meeztastic
Meez, I love you man. Your contributions to make the internet better will never be forgotten by the true internet gurus.
oh what the fuck
i'd buy it
sorry 2 long 2 read
I want to lick Meez'
thats not me its my brother ::::XXXX:D:D:DX::X:DD:DD
You troll us!
Before I clicked this journal , I had a hunch this has something to do with Meez
Because he is a true internet hero?
Parent
I think of Meez whenever I see the word 'hero' too.
Parent
+1 :DDDDDDD
THEN FUCK OUT OF MY JOURNAL !!!?!!?!?!?<!!ht^d^#hhd&^~~?~~!@!!!!!! urrrrrgh
can you change your name to reggin? pisses me off whenever I see nigge but it's not finished off
sennheiser pc151, right ?
Parent
unfortunately, yes
Parent
Real pic? :$
if by real you mean never intended to be used outside the context of the conversation we were having on ventrilo (but which some smartass using the ventrilo server browser found) then sure

but whatever, I'm sure everyone looks awesome at 07:00
Parent
I wasn't. :->
Parent
where have i seen this? >.<
Where can I buy this?
You so didnt write all that, or your a little swat one or the other!
nothing compared to loekinos biography
On the date 12/5/1906 Meez attended his first lan

on my birthday wiiieehooee :D
Meez only hopes someone comes up to him like this:

image: 8aa47e175d2770_full
I just wanna thank you for making me feel cool by being even nerdier than me!
Oh wait...
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